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  • Iamablackjew
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    Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

    BitchnChristn I completely agree with you. Video games were created by the devil to get young children to turn to Satanism. We must stop things like this before our children do something worse. Masturbating is just the start, who knows maybe one day your child will marry a nigra. That is something to be worried about.

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  • BitchnChristn
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    and thats why they must go

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  • BitchnChristn
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    Oh my!!! Someone should get rid of this entire game! The sexual innuendos are so blatant! I don't want my kids to ever play this game. Masturbation is so wrong. It was so simpler when I was a kid, we never had these kinds of thoughts, but now society is so corrupt that only those truly committed to living an apostolic lifestyle can be saved!

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
    Dear Baby Jesus, will it never end?

    Edible Angry Birds Cake Toppers:

    http://www.boingboing.net/2011/01/27...y-birds-c.html
    Where's the Jew-Controlled Lamestream Media cake topper?

    They could make a Rupert Murdoch Angry Bird!

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  • Gabriel Reproba
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    Dear Baby Jesus, will it never end?

    Edible Angry Birds Cake Toppers:

    http://www.boingboing.net/2011/01/27...y-birds-c.html

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
    Check out the audience reaction when Jimmy Kimmel announces the development of an Angry Birds TV show!
    No surprise that this show will be on the Oprah Crap Network.

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  • Gabriel Reproba
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    It's turning out that this is more insidious than we thought. Check out the audience reaction when Jimmy Kimmel announces the development of an Angry Birds TV show!

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  • BelieverInGod
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    Originally posted by $atan Incarnate View Post
    Jesus Tap Dancing Christ, could you lot be any more retarded???

    You people are high up on the list of Things Wrong With This World and I can't wait for the day that you die and you realise The Bible and Jesus Christ is all just a bunch of crap passed down through the ages to scare children into being good and you learn that you've wasted your whole lives beliving in a story as equally preposterous Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny and The Boogey Man

    Get a clue
    Uh..... if you atheists are right, how exactly are we going to realize anything?
    If we're right, you'll have an eternity in Hell to think about how arrogant you were for these few years here on earth.

    I would chose wisely.

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  • barton
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    Originally posted by $atan Incarnate View Post
    Hey mormon, Steve Jobs created Apple and made some computers, phones and MP3 players...he has NOTHING whatsoever to do with the company which created this harmless game.
    I'm not Mormon. I'm a True Christian™, as it says up there near my avatar. Can't you read?

    Anyway, Steve Jobs has everything to do with this game. As you point out, he's the architect behind it all. The man behind the evil gizmo the game runs on. In other words, without Jobs, there'd be no Angry Birds.

    You are so deep in sin, you don't even know which way is up.
    But way to show yourself for the narrow minded, bigoted idiots you ALL are
    I am proud to be narrow-minded! I have blinders on for Jesus! Praise His Holy Name! I am equally proud that you see me as bigoted. I know what the Bible teaches. I know what the Truth™ is. My unwillingness to compromise is what makes me a True Christian™. Hallelujah!

    Take your open-minded, namby-pamby indignation elsewhere. You aren't Saved™ and you don't seem at all interested in Redemption™.

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  • dominoes delivers
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    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Is it Gabrielle Giffords, the Jewish Democrat from Arizona?

    It IS Gabrielle Giffords, isn't it!


    Angry Birds taking on the monolithic, Jew-controlled lamestream media?

    This game might not be so bad after all. Maybe with a few tweaks, it could be renamed "Angry Tea Party Christian Birds"!
    dude this aint funny

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  • $atan Incarnate
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    Originally posted by barton View Post
    In the meantime, I'm praying that Steve Jobs, the architect behind it all, is struck down by God. He richly deserves to suffer a lingering death, painful and debilitating every step of his way to the grave. Not sure what's best... some sort of cancer with horrible-and-ultimately-futile radiation or chemotherapy treatments. Praise God! I know He answers prayer!
    Hey mormon, Steve Jobs created Apple and made some computers, phones and MP3 players...he has NOTHING whatsoever to do with the company which created this harmless game.

    But way to show yourself for the narrow minded, bigoted idiots you ALL are

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  • $atan Incarnate
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    Jesus Tap Dancing Christ, could you lot be any more retarded???

    You people are high up on the list of Things Wrong With This World and I can't wait for the day that you die and you realise The Bible and Jesus Christ is all just a bunch of crap passed down through the ages to scare children into being good and you learn that you've wasted your whole lives beliving in a story as equally preposterous Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny and The Boogey Man

    Get a clue

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  • barton
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    I don't have one of these phones and I've never seen this game before. In fact, I don't really play any games at all, other than Scrabble and Pictionary (the Bible version) of course.

    However, I am firmly against these deviant Angry Birds. How dare they come into MY country and pervert our youth! We need to ban this kind of stuff. Perhaps someone from the Landover legal team can see about getting something started. An injunction against these Apple fellows would be a good start. What we need is a permanent ban, of course.

    In the meantime, I'm praying that Steve Jobs, the architect behind it all, is struck down by God. He richly deserves to suffer a lingering death, painful and debilitating every step of his way to the grave. Not sure what's best... some sort of cancer with horrible-and-ultimately-futile radiation or chemotherapy treatments. Praise God! I know He answers prayer!

    Psalms 52:5 "God shall likewise destroy thee for ever, he shall take thee away, and pluck thee out of [thy] dwelling place, and root thee out of the land of the living. Selah."

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  • Dr. Boob
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    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    I find it very hard to believe that Brother Gabriel's seven children are being "fingered" by their classmates. That is child molestation!



    Brother Gabriel, they're not attending a public school, are they?

    This is what I was talking about.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by Dr. Bob View Post
    Just noticed this, "giving them the bird" is slang for flipping someone off. Also known as "giving them the finger."
    I find it very hard to believe that Brother Gabriel's seven children are being "fingered" by their classmates. That is child molestation!



    Brother Gabriel, they're not attending a public school, are they?

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