[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

Come on, less of the infractions, can't you take a joke?

Here's some to tickle your fancy:

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah: he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter: she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson; he really brought the house down.
Q. Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
A. Nebuchadnezzar: he was on grass for seven years.

Friend, the Bible is no laughing matter, it is the Word of God. And He does not take kindly to being mocked. If I were you, I would take the disposition of my immortal soul a bit more seriously. A bit of levity now and then is fine, but not at the expense of the Almighty.

If you do not straighten up and fly right, we will be the ones laughing as you writhe and squirm in boiling sulphur after the Lord sends you to Hell for your impudence.

[GayBilly]

Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

Where have you witnessed a True Christian™ misquoting the Holy Bible?

I never said that he had misquoted the Bible, I simply stated that he was trying to force his gay propaganda upon us. I'm truly shocked that a True Christian™ would try to do such a thing. Are you sure he's really close to Jesus?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

I am shocked. While you were trying to say that I was pushing gay filth upon you, you were conversely trying to push it upon me!

The fact that you were able to find all of these incidental anagrams in a Godly post like mine just proves that you have a preoccupation with anal sex!

Your perversion is completely transparent on this forum! Imagine how you look to Jesus from Heaven where the black core of your debauched soul is perfectly clear to Him!

Repent of your elective homosexual lifestyle and read the Bible before God determines to torture you for all eternity!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

I never said that he had misquoted the Bible, I simply stated that he was trying to force his gay propaganda upon us. I'm truly shocked that a True Christian™ would try to do such a thing. Are you sure he's really close to Jesus?

I have to agree with Brother Jenkins, friend. What is it you kids say these days, a "Freudian Slip" maybe? In any case, you're only lying to yourself and that will come clear to you as Satan has his way with you in Hell. We'd like to spare you that fate. Come clean and come to Christ. It won't hurt, not for long anyway.

[GayBilly]

Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

The fact that you were able to find all of these incidental anagrams in a Godly post like mine just proves that you have a preoccupation with anal sex!

Your perversion is completely transparent on this forum! Imagine how you look to Jesus from Heaven where the black core of your debauched soul is perfectly clear to Him!

Repent of your elective homosexual lifestyle and read the Bible before God determines to torture you for all eternity!

Hope you know I was showing the idiocy in your attack against me. You could literally take anything anyone says, put it into an anagram maker, and find something wrong with it. I bet if you put a bible verse into one, It'd say something perverted. Doesn't mean it meant to mean that, but it'd say it none the less. Also, if you think me finding these in your post means I'm preoccupied with anal sex, doesn't that mean you finding "incidental anagrams" in my post mean you're preoccupied with gay sex as well?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

Hope you know I was showing the idiocy in your attack against me. You could literally take anything anyone says, put it into an anagram maker, and find something wrong with it. I bet if you put a bible verse into one, It'd say something perverted. Doesn't mean it meant to mean that, but it'd say it none the less. Also, if you think me finding these in your post means I'm preoccupied with anal sex, doesn't that mean you finding "incidental anagrams" in my post mean you're preoccupied with gay sex as well?

Now, now GayBilly. I know that you are in close proximity to Dallas Alley. A wicked strip mall of methamphetamine-fueled gay sodomy and daisy chains of reprehensible filthy sexual sin. I pray that you do not frequent such a lewd cesspool of God-hating vipers.

But I can assure you that Brother Jenkins has absolutely no interest in packing mud. My closest friend and mentor since I renounced my queerness, he is a fine True Christian™ man of God. Please show some respect.

In Christ

[GayBilly]

Now, now GayBilly. I know that you are in close proximity to Dallas Alley. A wicked strip mall of methamphetamine-fueled gay sodomy and daisy chains of reprehensible filthy sexual sin. I pray that you do not frequent such a lewd cesspool of God-hating vipers.

But I can assure you that Brother Jenkins has absolutely no interest in packing mud. My closest friend and mentor since I renounced my queerness, he is a fine True Christian™ man of God. Please show some respect.

In Christ

I really wish people wouldn't make generalizations about an area. If you have every been to Dallas, you can say what you wish about it, but If not, please don't just assume things. As I live there, I would have to disagree with your statement. The "strip mall" has nothing to do with gays or strip clubs, the name "Strip Mall" simply means that is is a "strip" or street of land that is dedicated to having many stores, like a Shopping center basically. I will show anybody respect if they show it to me back. I don't doubt that he is a great person, but I'd rather people not just assume things about me. My anagrams that I said about him were not serious, I was suits showing how anagrams really don't mean anything, and I could ust as soon make an anagram about a Bible Verse, and it wouldn't mean that God was promoting Gays or anything. All I'm saying is that I will apologize to any one, as long as they at least either show me a bit of respect, or apologize as well. I sorry if I've offended anyone on this forum, as it was not my intentions. I hope I can still be respected here, and I also would like to ask if my username could maybe be changed back. Please? Maybe...
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[dicker]

Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

I hope I can still be respected here, and I also would like to ask if my username could maybe be changed back. Please? Maybe...

Lol, don't hold your breath, your trouble is you are trying to use logic and reason, both have no place on this website!

You have to fight fire with fire or you'll get high blood pressure, you think I chose the userid Dicker? :-)

It's admirable you trying to battle it out as I did when I first came across this website but you are fighting a losing battle my friend.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

Lol, don't hold your breath, your trouble is you are trying to use logic and reason, both have no place on this website!

Like a broken clock, even you are sometimes right.

God requires neither reason, nor logic. He doesn't require you to think, eat or drink. All He requires is blind obedience!


Matthew 6:25 "Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment?"

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

Lol, don't hold your breath, your trouble is you are trying to use logic and reason, both have no place on this website!

You have to fight fire with fire or you'll get high blood pressure, you think I chose the userid Dicker? :-)

It's admirable you trying to battle it out as I did when I first came across this website but you are fighting a losing battle my friend.

I myself am not scared of technology. In fact I even have television taping machine. What I believe the 'the kids' call a VCR. Now I could just make up my own way of using it. Maybe not plug it in? Plug the remote control wire into the aerial socket. Put in a VHS tape instead of the specified Betamax. I could do all of these things but instead every time I want to record something I get the manual out and I carefully follow the instructions. And why? Because it's maker (Sony) knows best.

YOUR maker has provided YOU with an instruction manual on how to live your life. It is called the King James Bible. All you need to do is follow it. It's not difficult.

Proverbs 5:23 He shall die without instruction; and in the greatness of his folly he shall go astray.

YIC

Jack

[FrenchCelery]

Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

Like a broken clock, even you are sometimes right.

God requires neither reason, nor logic. He doesn't require you to think, eat or drink. All He requires is blind obedience!

Mods are asleep ! Post ponies !
Seriously, this forum is soooooo funny !
I hope you'll enjoy the joke (I'm sure you'll not, and this is make me laughing harder).

[VictoryOS]

Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

Mods are asleep ! Post ponies !
Seriously, this forum is soooooo funny !
I hope you'll enjoy the joke (I'm sure you'll not, and this is make me laughing harder).

Son, are you on the drugs? Because nothing you just said makes sense and you seem to be hallucinating.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

I believe that this French Celery lady may be an atheist with a common sexual fixation with ponies. When you turn your back on Jesus anything goes.

Ezekiel 23:20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

Sickening

YIC

Jack

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

Franch horse rape fixation never cease to amaze me.

I has to stop reading as soon as I was sick in my mouth: which was immediately

Jesus is the One.
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[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

I read somewhere that around 20% of atheist women are thinking about horses when they are whoring themselves. It's probably about right.

YIC

Jack