[Aussie_Hero]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

You did mention that "Toy Story 2 was OK". Looking at Two-Dollar Bill's reply quote proves it, too. Liars will not inherit the Kingdom of God (1 Cor 6). Careful!

Okay.

It's becoming clear to me now that I have already forfeited my right in to Heaven. Truly I apologise for my sins.

Remember me, when you come into his kingdom. Remember me for who I wanted to be.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Okay.

It's becoming clear to me now that I have already forfeited my right in to Heaven. Truly I apologise for my sins.

Remember me, when you come into his kingdom. Remember me for who I wanted to be.

I will remember you for kangaroos and shit.

[butitsbetterifyoudo]

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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha...... Sorry, just had to get that out. All the silly talk in this thread is... kinda sad. I read all 16 pages before posting, so I'm pretty much up to date with the whole thing.

Firstly, for all the people using the word "gay". A Youtuber who I look up to made this video a few years ago about why it's not an insult to call someone gay. It's called Gay is Not an Insult. <PORN LINK DELETED>

Secondly, Cranky, I'm not insulting you (or "back-sassing" you) but your original post was (at least partly) misinformed. I'm talking about your insistence about Steam (and Valve, the parent company) stealing credit card information. Evidence that this is not true:
1. A representative from the company said it wasn't true.
2. The company that was hacked manages Valve's Cyber Cafe program, which provides internet cafes all around the world with a selection of Steam games for the cafe's patrons to play. Steam was not hacked, but the people who are customers of the Cyber Cafe program may want to check with Valve regarding that. The hacker known as MaddoxX perpetrated the rumour that he had credit card information of Steam users, but this is not true.
3. The government would have been informed, there would have been an outcry when this news report came out in (checks the date on the article) April 19th, 2007. 4 years ago yesterday. It's old news.

Anyway, I'm a bit tired at the moment, but if any True Christians™ want to reply to me in a sensible manner (without telling me to READ THE LINK, because I have it printed beside me as I'm typing this), I'm more than happy.

I spell things the British way because I'm Australian. I like being Australian. Not having the First Amendment is great. See the first paragraph.

[butitsbetterifyoudo]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Porn link? It's a Youtube video from a well-respected man in his 30s, discussing people who leave comments on his video calling him "gay", and explaining how he can't possibly be "gay" as he's married (to a woman) with a child. I supppose all Youtube links are going to be flagged as... sorry, just going to my recent email... ah yes, "Attempting to force the homersexural lifestyle on GOD's favorite forum" (nice spelling, by the way). If anyone's actually interested in the content of that discussion, Google the title from my last post. I really don't want to get into a fight here. I would say "Thanks for your time", but that would sound condescending, so I'll make do with saying Peace be with you.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Porn link? It's a Youtube video from a well-respected man in his 30s, discussing people who leave comments on his video calling him "gay", and explaining how he can't possibly be "gay" as he's married (to a woman) with a child. I supppose all Youtube links are going to be flagged as... sorry, just going to my recent email... ah yes, "Attempting to force the homersexural lifestyle on GOD's favorite forum" (nice spelling, by the way). If anyone's actually interested in the content of that discussion, Google the title from my last post. I really don't want to get into a fight here. I would say "Thanks for your time", but that would sound condescending, so I'll make do with saying Peace be with you.

If you're not here to praise the Lord and discuss His Word then you can just as well get out. If you had actually read the Bible you would know that it clearly says:

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

[Portal is safe]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Honestly I laughed pretty hard at all of this, everything I have read has lead to anal sex. If you play Portal 1 or 2, which more then likely NONE of you will because of one little flaw that someone on the internet finds? Really? I have played the first one multiple times for fun and to challenge myself by using different ways to solve puzzles. Did I ever see a sex related thing in this game in all my time playing it? None, nada, NOTHING IN THIS GAME DEPICTS ANAL SEX!
Getting credit card information stolen happens all the time, do companies cover it up? Of course! But most people who get there credit card information taken is usually brain dead, phishers are a great example of how a friend of mine used to steal Xbox Live accounts to use there credit cards to his benefits, did I care? Nope, did I feel sorry? Not at all, it is because people fall for "free stuff" that they are offered and that's how important information is stolen.


People need to face the truth that this game can be perfectly safe for everyone of all religions and ages, and just so you know I used to believe in God, why don't I anymore? Because something being created out of nothing sounds pretty lame.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

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Because something being created out of nothing sounds pretty lame.

May I ask you one thing, Mr. Atheist? How do you think the universe came into being if there was no God to create it?

[youallarecrazy]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

you guys can't be fucking serious.

ARE YOU ALL RETARDED?

It's dumbfucks like you who take things way out of context, and ruin everyone's fun. I play Portal 2. ZOMG I'M GOING TO HELL!!!!

What makes my day is the fact that the people that claim things like this, and the whole "Jesus is going to save me and anything that has absolutely no resemblance to what I say it does (in this case, anal sex) are actually worse off than the "non-believers" you claim everyone else is.

And if anyone says "but there are pictures that prove it" IT'S CALLED PHOTOSHOP!!!!!!! I can photoshop a picture of Jesus kicking a tree, and then you all would say that trees are going to send us all to hell, so they MUST be cut down. Let's see how that works out for you.

Seriously. Get over yourselves. Or better yet, get out of your parents basement and actually attend a VALID (if that doesn't work, legitimate, not made up, not fake, yes I'm insulting your knowledge for those too slow to pick up on it) religion class where you learn to interpret the Bible as it was meant to be interpreted: NOT WORD FOR WORD.

See you all in hell.

[Portal is safe]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

May I ask you one thing, Mr. Atheist? How do you think the universe came into being if there was no God to create it?

I don't really care now, all I know is I'm alive and equal to all other human being there is. The universe could have came from God, or a Big Bang type theory.

[osakamitsu]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I just want to point out.... that I told someone to get a brain and I recieved an infraction.

To the girl who gave me the infraction for saying "Get a brain." (this one right here ---> http://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=20599) Go get a brain. You may have difficulty getting though life without one.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

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I don't really care now, all I know is I'm alive and equal to all other human being there is. The universe could have came from God, or a Big Bang type theory.

If the latter were to be true, could you tell me exactly what exploded? I mean, you stated before that something being created out of nothing sounded "pretty lame". Please elaborate.

[James Hutchins]

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I don't really care now, all I know is I'm alive and equal to all other human being there is. The universe could have came from God, or a Big Bang type theory.

You will care come judgment day.

God haters like you are all alike. On your deathbed, you'll repent. Some shyster will tell you God forgives you. You'll go to the indoctrination center. You will go to the bulletin board and search for your name. You'll get the line number and stand in it. You'll notice all the people around you are smelly, swarthy ethnic people. A few days later you'll get to the front of the line. Peter's head will be shaking side to side sadly. You'll get your last portal pop - Straight to Hell.

See, God sees through people like you. Do you honestly think He fell off a turnip truck?

[Portal is safe]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

If the latter were to be true, could you tell me exactly what exploded? I mean, you stated before that something being created out of nothing sounded "pretty lame". Please elaborate.

Please show me where exactly I said I believe in the Big Bang theory? I am saying a theory like that could possibly be true,


Also, off-topic much...

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Please show me where exactly I said I believe in the Big Bang theory? I am saying a theory like that could possibly be true,


Also, off-topic much...

I am just trying to open your eyes, friend. Why do you hate Jesus so much?

[worshiper29]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Honestly I laughed pretty hard at all of this, everything I have read has lead to anal sex. If you play Portal 1 or 2, which more then likely NONE of you will because of one little flaw that someone on the internet finds? Really? I have played the first one multiple times for fun and to challenge myself by using different ways to solve puzzles. Did I ever see a sex related thing in this game in all my time playing it? None, nada, NOTHING IN THIS GAME DEPICTS ANAL SEX!
Getting credit card information stolen happens all the time, do companies cover it up? Of course! But most people who get there credit card information taken is usually brain dead, phishers are a great example of how a friend of mine used to steal Xbox Live accounts to use there credit cards to his benefits, did I care? Nope, did I feel sorry? Not at all, it is because people fall for "free stuff" that they are offered and that's how important information is stolen.


People need to face the truth that this game can be perfectly safe for everyone of all religions and ages, and just so you know I used to believe in God, why don't I anymore? Because something being created out of nothing sounds pretty lame.

Why are you here? you just end up making yourself look foolish.

Photoshopped or not, it still resembles the sin of the game and what can be done with it. Same thing.

oh and....


Portal 2 is STILL sin. Nothing has changed.