[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

EDIT: I cannot seem to find the edit button, so I will add this to my post:

1st-I can see why you removed those. Trust me, that place has...undesirable content. It's the dark underbelly of the internet.

I removed those because these links contain pornography. We do not want that here.

2nd-I can understand why you would not like things that insult God. But sometimes, content is created without him in mind. As such, you should not go and create a world centered around God. Respect other people's beliefs and reasonings.

Could you back that up with scripture, please?

[Oneofgodschildren]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I removed those because these links contain pornography. We do not want that here.


Could you back that up with scripture, please?

Listen, buddy.

I don't really like to say this...

ATHEISTS DON'T HAVE BIBLES.

13-YEAR-OLD ATHEISTS DON'T HAVE BIBLES.

..Of which I am.

Even if God doesn't decree it, it's still a good idea with reasoning. Would you like it if someone came up to you and insulted your Religion for no apparent reason? Would you like it if someone trashed everything you believed in?

I don't want to turn this into a debate of ethics, let's stay the course of the topic.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

*Sigh*
This is getting much off topic, is it not?

Portal is a video game. I really think you shouldn't obsess over it.

First off, have you even CONSIDERED the fact that the developers (Valve) of Portal MAY have other religions? MAY HAVE created the game with appeal to CERTAIN AGE GROUPS IN MIND?

"Teaching innocent children that there is nothing wrong with lying."

I'm pretty sure that about 95 percent of the people who play Portal 1 and 2 are old enough to make decisions for themselves instead of "learning" to lie from a video game.

Second: The bible does not apply to everything. The bible is not an evil dictator, controlling all that exists. It is not law, it is teachings. Portal 2 (and video games in general) is one of the things the bible does not apply to. At least in most people's minds.

I'm sure Valve appreciates your criticism to the game, its faults, etc, but you really don't need to make it into things it's not.


Thank you.


Post-Note: I think you should be directing your anger to places that really deserve it, such as <PORNOGRAPHIC LINKS REMOVED> These forums are filled with PEDOPHILES and many other horrifying things. Please pay them a visit. Thank you.

We're not the one's obsessing over the game. Perhaps you should look back. If we had been left alone to discuss this, it probably would have only been 2 pages at maximum.

Instead you sick people come here and threaten our LIVES, because we don't like a game? Does this sound like something that sane people do? Or does it sound like the behaviour of someone who is demon possessed?

[Oneofgodschildren]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

We're not the one's obsessing over the game. Perhaps you should look back. If we had been left alone to discuss this, it probably would have only been 2 pages at maximum.

Instead you sick people come here and threaten our LIVES, because we don't like a game? Does this sound like something that sane people do? Or does it sound like the behaviour of someone who is demon possessed?

Where did I threaten your lives?

Hmm?


I don't even know why I'm arguing with you people...
Oh yes, because you insult something that is good and twist it into something evil and manipulative.

I'm just pointing out rational facts, and trying to be rational. I don't want to insult your religion, it's fine. I'm just saying that not everything has to acclaim to the bible.

[James Hutchins]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Listen, buddy.

I don't really like to say this...

ATHEISTS DON'T HAVE BIBLES.

13-YEAR-OLD ATHEISTS DON'T HAVE BIBLES.

..Of which I am.

Even if God doesn't decree it, it's still a good idea with reasoning. Would you like it if someone came up to you and insulted your Religion for no apparent reason? Would you like it if someone trashed everything you believed in?

I don't want to turn this into a debate of ethics, let's stay the course of the topic.

Welcome friend! It is nice to see that you and Dr. Jones are buddies. Perhaps the two of you can do some one on one Bible study.

Yes, you prepubescent children do keep coming on here expounding the virtues of the game and simulation it provides of anal penetration. What the fascination you kids have with dooty is beyond me. But I do know having your intestines tickled by objects jumping into your rectum is just plain wrong.

Tell me son, are you honest or do you lie? Very imporatnt, as God is watching.

[Oneofgodschildren]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Welcome friend! It is nice to see that you and Dr. Jones are buddies. Perhaps the two of you can do some one on one Bible study.

Yes, you prepubescent children do keep coming on here expounding the virtues of the game and simulation it provides of anal penetration. What the fascination you kids have with dooty is beyond me. But I do know having your intestines tickled by objects jumping into your rectum is just plain wrong.

Tell me son, are you honest or do you lie? Very imporatnt, as God is watching.

Wow. That was graphic.

Because of my atheism/I don't really care who runs the universe-type of mind, I don't think it should matter whether I am honest or if I lie. Trust me, I think it was being honest by revealing my age.

And ha, ha, angsty teenager jokes. Nice one, pastor.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Wow. That was graphic.

Because of my atheism/I don't really care who runs the universe-type of mind, I don't think it should matter whether I am honest or if I lie. Trust me, I think it was being honest by revealing my age.

And ha, ha, angsty teenager jokes. Nice one, pastor.

Do you have your father's permission to be here?

[Oneofgodschildren]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Oh please, my father doesn't even know how to work a computer let alone care whether I'm on it or not.

Now, can we please stop discriminating against my age, remove the stupid "CAUTION-Underage Poster" thing that is CLEARLY insulting my age, and get on with the topic?

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Now, can we please stop discriminating against my age, remove the stupid "CAUTION-Underage Poster" thing that is CLEARLY insulting my age, and get on with the topic?

But you ARE an underage poster. How else are we supposed to know that?

Why are you here, friend? Isn't it time that you repent of your sins and accept Jesus? He died for YOUR sins! Why do you hate Him so much?

[Wowabuddhist]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Ooooh dear, dear, dear...

You people seem to take things too far, don't you?
The bible isn't the be all and end all of absolutely everything ever.

You must have a lot of spare time on your hands, too, if you keep ripping into games like this and saying they're the work of satan. Oh, am I not allowed to speak his name here? [sarcasm]My bad.[/sarcasm]

You can have your beliefs if you want, and I'll have mine. That way we won't bug each other, but if you go out screaming and shouting about your beliefs and saying all other beliefs are wrong, you will get some sort of bad reaction.

I don't want to offend your religion. I really don't. That's the last thing I want to do, but just because you have a religion doesn't mean all of the others are wrong.

Back on topic...

I've never even played Portal or Portal 2, but I can imagine it being quite fun and humorous. I can't imagine it being anything the way you described it, even if I was trying to feel that way.

[Oneofgodschildren]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

But you ARE an underage poster. How else are we supposed to know that?

Why are you here, friend? Isn't it time that you repent of your sins and accept Jesus? He died for YOUR sins! Why do you hate Him so much?

Well, you don't have to put the "CAUTION" before it. It makes it seem like you think all teenagers are angsty and unpredictable. Which most are, but not me. At least I have decent spelling.

Again, I don't want to turn this into a debate about "DOES GOD EXIST?" or "IS ATHEISM AWESOME?"

This is about Portal. And, quite frankly, I'd rather not participate in a discussion that is this far off-topic.

And I don't hate him. I just don't accept all of the Christians' beliefs. I'm a believer in Science, not in magic.

Good day to you, sirs. I'm watching.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Oh please, my father doesn't even know how to work a computer let alone care whether I'm on it or not.

Now, can we please stop discriminating against my age, remove the stupid "CAUTION-Underage Poster" thing that is CLEARLY insulting my age, and get on with the topic?

So you admit that your father doesn't care what you do. That is so incredibly sad My boys are praying for your soul right now.

There is good news though, Jesus can fill that hole in your soul. Start reading the KJV Bible Brother V has done a Bible in a year, if you find it too difficult to read, get on your knees and ask Jesus to fill you with the Holy Spirit, start attending a KJV Bible Believing Baptist Church, and get Baptized! Who knows, perhaps if you have enough faith and pray hard enough, you can turn your father into a True Christian™ father. Wouldn't that be great?

Well, you don't have to put the "CAUTION" before it. It makes it seem like you think all teenagers are angsty and unpredictable. Which most are, but not me. At least I have decent spelling.

Exactly what are you doing to prove that teenagers are not angsty and unpredictable. You already lied when you joined this board and clicked the "yes I am 18" button. What else do you lie about.

Again, I don't want to turn this into a debate about "DOES GOD EXIST?" or "IS ATHEISM AWESOME?"

This is about Portal. And, quite frankly, I'd rather not participate in a discussion that is this far off-topic.

And yet, here you are, arguing about exactly what you said you wont argue about. Tell me, why will you get so upset when someone says something bad about a game? Do you feel rage when we insult your game? Do you know that rage is caused by demons? Turn your life over to Jesus so that you can know true happiness.

And I don't hate him. I just don't accept all of the Christians' beliefs. I'm a believer in Science, not in magic.

That's very good, because playing with magic is a sin. At least that's one of the Biblical rules you claim to follow. Only 612 more.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

"DOES GOD EXIST?"

Why of course He exists!

2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

[Talitha]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

You said:

You people seem to take things too far, don't you?
The bible isn't the be all and end all of absolutely everything ever.

Then you said:

I don't want to offend your religion. I really don't. That's the last thing I want to do.

You really want us to take you seriously?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

ATHEISTS DON'T HAVE BIBLES.

I can't say that I'm shocked. You're a God-hating atheist with no moral compass so of course lying is as natural to you as breathing. If "ATHEISTS DON'T HAVE BIBLES," how do you explain this?