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  • #751
    Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

    Originally posted by MLP Pervert View Post
    "Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts. Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!"



    WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS THEN! THIS IS A FREAKING PORTAL AND LAST TIME I CHECKED THEY EXIST!


    That's a porthole, not a portal!

    YiC,

    Zech
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    • #752
      Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

      Personally, I love portal and steam. In fact I have my own life size portal gun, companion cube plushies, and a tattoo of Wheatley. Also I've probably spent 2000$ on Steam alone, and they don't steal your credit card or mention anal sex. And just for you, god doesn't hate magic, and by the way, HOW THE FUCK DOES PORTAL 2 MEAN ANAL SEX? SERIOUSLY? Maybe it's called portal because ITS A GAME ABOUT PORTALS! And for the dumbfucks who say this game is filled with porn like bondage and anal sex, your retarded. HOLY CRAP A ROBOT ON WIRES IS SWINGING!!! IT'S MEANS A WOMEN TRAPPED IN BONDAGE TRYING TO ESCAPE!!! Well, she's in charge of Aperture and doesn't want to leave, and she's swinging because she's on some steel wires. Also for the people who haven't played this game but say they know so much of the storyline, let me gives you some things about it. Glados is a robot. Not a human. There is only one Chell because she human, not like the co-op assistance bots. And the original inhabitants were killed off so that Glados could test with Chell and further science. The reason she wants to kill Chell in Portal 2 is because she Chell killed Glados for her insane test chambers in Portal 1. In the end of Portal 2 she even lets Chell into the real world for rescuing her when Wheatley took over. I know A LOT MORE about Portal and Portal 2 than you you bunch of pricks, so why don't you go do something besides make fun and criticize children's games.

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      • #753
        Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

        Originally posted by The 24/7 Gamer View Post
        Personally, I .... tl;dr....criticize children's games.
        Friend, no one her could care less about your personal life. What we care about is the depth of your blinded devotion, your utterly unwavering commitment you put forth for Jesus Christ.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #754
          Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

          Btw Portal isn't a sin. Or evil. You don't need steam. Honestly I think atheists are made when someone sees this dumbass site. And one more question. WHY DO YOU SAY PIFFLE?!? And your saying gays are bad? Well don't be a hypocrite hoe!

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          • #755
            Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

            Originally posted by The 24/7 Gamer View Post
            And just for you, god doesn't hate magic,
            Really? Let's see what God Himself says about the matter. I think He knows better than you.


            Deuteronomy 18:10-12

            10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
            11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
            12 For all that do these things are an abomination unto the Lord: and because of these abominations the Lord thy God doth drive them out from before thee.

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            • #756
              Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

              I don't even give a <<< Potty Word Removed - Admin >>> bout what you say.

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              • #757
                Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                Originally posted by The 24/7 Gamer View Post
                Btw Portal isn't a sin. Or evil. You don't need steam. Honestly I think atheists are made when someone sees this dumbass site. And one more question. WHY DO YOU SAY PIFFLE?!? And your saying gays are bad? Well don't be a hypocrite hoe!
                Of course going in and out of portals is a sin, unhygenic too. Just like a baby will pick up a chunk of dog crap from the sidewalk, you teen punks will do anything for your 'kicks'. Christian people get a kick from Christ!
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #758
                  Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                  Frankly I have a question. How is going through portals a sin and unhygienic? HOLY CRAP YOU ARE GOING THROUGH PORTALS! YOU SHOULD DIE AND TAKE A BATH! And what does that have to do with little retards picking up dog shit and teen punks? At least we don't live in the 1500's doing all the retarded shit you guys love.

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                  • #759
                    Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                    Originally posted by The 24/7 Gamer View Post
                    Frankly I have a question. How is going through portals a sin and unhygienic? HOLY CRAP YOU ARE GOING THROUGH PORTALS! YOU SHOULD DIE AND TAKE A BATH! And what does that have to do with little retards picking up dog shit and teen punks? At least we don't live in the 1500's doing all the retarded shit you guys love.
                    Friend, you need to admit to yourself and your parents that you are a Homersexual. Ask them to wash your mouth out with some lye whill you are at it.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • #760
                      Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                      I'm not gay, and frankly I hate gays. Their a bunch of creepy pedophiles.

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                      • #761
                        Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                        Originally posted by The 24/7 Gamer View Post
                        I'm not gay, and frankly I hate gays. Their a bunch of creepy pedophiles.
                        Friend, it is common for homofags such as yourself to have an extremely deep self loathing and denial. Truth be told, I can certainly understand it.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • #762
                          Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                          Originally posted by The 24/7 Gamer View Post
                          I'm not gay, and frankly I hate gays. Their a bunch of creepy pedophiles.
                          So you are a homophobe. I hope you do realize that most homophobes are actually gays themselves who just haven't come around to accept that yet... So please allow me to welcome you to the fun side of life!


                          Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                          - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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                          • #763
                            Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                            Gentlemen, gentlemen, you are going about this all wrong! The Portal series is not about anal sex, but is a puzzle game in which you must get a 'Companion Cube' from one side of the map to the other, avoiding hazards, all the while ignoring the mockings of an evil computer, GladOS. All these references about 'cube worship', and 'cube sex' are products of troubled teen's minds, who, most likely, haven't even played the game. I do however, agree that Valve is a money-grubbing corporation with no regard for it's customers. Thank you for this chance to speak.

                            -Captain Butt Ranger
                            This space for KJV use only.

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                            • #764
                              Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                              Originally posted by CT-7567 Captain Rex View Post
                              Gentlemen, gentlemen, you are going about this all wrong! The Portal series is not about anal sex, but is a puzzle game in which you must get a 'Companion Cube' from one side of the map to the other, avoiding hazards, all the while ignoring the mockings of an evil computer, GladOS. All these references about 'cube worship', and 'cube sex' are products of troubled teen's minds, who, most likely, haven't even played the game. I do however, agree that Valve is a money-grubbing corporation with no regard for it's customers. Thank you for this chance to speak.

                              -Captain Rex
                              Friend, that is the same thing that the truck stop queers say when they offer you a vigorous wipe. Either way, fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, shame on you.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • #765
                                Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                                Originally posted by CT-7567 Captain Rex View Post
                                tl:dr
                                -Captain Butt Ranger
                                Hello Captain! Please make a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum. We want to get to know you!



                                Yours in Christ,

                                Z. Smyth
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