X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

    omg... i keep laughing about those cute things religous people can come up with

    people.. COME ON! stop putting your head in the sand and just accept the fact that if we were truly created to your gods image, god is now also playing portal

    stop attacking anything that isn't written in the bible and start listening to your own common sense instead of all this stupid useles hating. we nonreligous people can also start attacking the bible and actually prove that nothing that is in there is true you want that? no, and in fact, if we tell you you will still stick your head in the sand and go "la la la la im not hearing it because im too ignorand and affected by my church".

    i wonder, let a child grow up without any word on god against this child. lets see if it finds gods whisperings without you. guess what... the kid doesnt. now i wonder why this is

    Comment


    • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

      I think Portal 2 is a fun game.

      Comment


      • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

        Originally posted by Kilogram View Post
        I think Portal 2 is a fun game.
        That is the same exact words those Columbine kids said as they shot up the school. You one of them 'Trench Coat Mafia' punks?
        Why not play a nice Christian game instead?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

        Comment


        • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

          Originally posted by Kilogram View Post
          I think Portal 2 is a fun game.
          Thinking clearly is not your thing. Stop thinking and start following God's Holy Bible!
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

          Comment


          • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            That is the same exact words those Columbine kids said as they shot up the school. You one of them 'Trench Coat Mafia' punks?
            Why not play a nice Christian game instead?
            Im not. What kind of Christian games would you recommend?

            Comment


            • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

              Originally posted by Kilogram View Post
              Im not. What kind of Christian games would you recommend?
              There are many to chose from
              'Who is the Sinner?'
              'God's Wrath - A POV Christian Crusade'
              'Noah's Ark-Don't Get Left Behind'
              'Flash Card Bible'
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

              Comment


              • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                There are many to chose from
                'Who is the Sinner?'
                'God's Wrath - A POV Christian Crusade'
                'Noah's Ark-Don't Get Left Behind'
                'Flash Card Bible'
                What about Halo?

                Comment


                • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                  Originally posted by Kilogram View Post
                  What about Halo?

                  NO!


                  Halo = 1st person shooter = makes you want to join the military = turns you into a homer = then you go to hell.



                  It's a good thing you have people here to guide you. It isn't worth anything if you don't obey™, though.
                  Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers

                  Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women

                  Comment


                  • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                    I don't want to join the military, ever, so you are saying it's safe for me to play Halo then?

                    Comment


                    • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                      Originally posted by Kilogram View Post
                      I don't want to join the military, ever, so you are saying it's safe for me to play Halo then?
                      As stated, it will make you want to join the military.

                      Either that or give you an insatiable lust for an iPad, and then you truly will be doomed.
                      Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers

                      Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women

                      Comment


                      • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                        Even if i pray to jesus? Will he not save me from joining the military if i do?

                        Comment


                        • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                          I don't know anything about Hallo or Portal or whatever (something I'm proud of as a good Christian) so I won't bother to rebuke anyone for being dumb enough to play it. I'd rather make a more general statement regarding all video games and how they make children lazy and keep them stupid. I won't let any of my boys play any form of fake computer nonsense. If they want entertainment in the form of a "game" then they can get outside and play in God's good earth like the Lord intended.

                          I'm not blind to the truth, I know there are a lot of terrible parents out there that idly sit by and let their kids sit in front of a computer killing aliens and monsters all day. Day after day, all the while getting stupider. What really gets me is the fact that there are people over the age of twelve who play these games. Seriously, if that isn't proof of a stinted mind I don't know what is. It must be nice for their parents when their children finally fulfill their full potential as retarded.
                          Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

                          Comment


                          • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                            Originally posted by Kilogram View Post
                            Im not. What kind of Christian games would you recommend?
                            Why waste your time playing videogames when you could be studying the KJV1611? I find that entertainment enough as it is. Such a wonder of a book. Or you could visit the church. Think - if you stopped buying videogames, you could save money to visit Freehold, or maybe even tithe a little bit extra! Spend your mortal live pleasing GOD, and then enjoy your immortal life in Paradise!
                            Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

                            Comment


                            • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                              You know.... this is...... ugh nevermind.

                              Comment


                              • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                                Originally posted by PoetDemise View Post
                                You know.... this is...... ugh nevermind.
                                Poetic indeed.

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X