[New Creation (Recalcitrant)]

Re: Atheist Canadians Destroy Own City After Hockey Game



Why in the world would you tell her to get an abortion?

Would it bother you more if the "doctor" used a gun?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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oh look another retarded american god damn it you are stupid please if your going to have a kid just get an abortion because such a stupid person dosnt deserver to have kids

Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and setting fire to orphanages to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Booger]

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your incredibly fat, i thought gluttony was a sin

[Sister Kitty]

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your incredibly fat, i thought gluttony was a sin

You're calling me fat?

I admit I've let myself go a bit after my 12th child, but you're just being cruel.

[Booger]

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well, shoot. i didn't know canadaians got so ornery! what a collection of sore losers. kinda reminds me of Pharoh, when Good Moses beat him! them godless canadians need a dose of The Good Book!

You're incredibly fat, I thought gluttony was a sin

[Col. Hank McGuinness]

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Typical atheist behaviour, they think they come from monkeys because they all act like a bunch of them!

This is absolutely shocking behavior. I suspect the queers worked this crowd up into a homo frenzy before they all went bezerk on their sex rampage.

[Poodleinacan]

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I don't think you need to make a comparison for it to be watered down moose urine. Imagine if the US hadn't purchased Alaska and Sarah Palin had ended up Canadian!

No!
Anything but a canadian Sarah Palin!


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I don't like hockey.
And they weren't ~just~ atheists that were rioting... Those that were rioting, well there were atheists (can't deny this, they are everywhere), catholics, christians (which you probably think aren't true christians), and many more.

[turdbear]

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Boy, some people take sports way too seriously. I don't understand why people get so worked up over sports. They're supposed to be fun and something you do for enjoyment. What's the point of being all tore up because your team lost?

[PwettyPrincess]

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GLORY!!! I knew God wouldn't allow the American made Stanley Cup in the hands of those barbaric sore losers.

This is further proof Canadians are a bunch of drunk gay anarchists. See what happens when you reject Jesus and have no moral compass? And that beer they drink....compared to Godly American beer, it's watered down moose urine.

So...what about those Canadians that played and won the Stanley Cup for Boston?

[BelieverInGod]

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So...what about those Canadians that played and won the Stanley Cup for Boston?

That's what the thread is about.

Hey, I've figured out how to get rid of atheists! We need to take warning labels off of packaging and bring back lawn darts!

The rest should take care of itself.

[Didymus Much]

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...Hey, I've figured out how to get rid of atheists! We need to take warning labels off of packaging and bring back lawn darts!...

As a darwinist, I'd be all for that. Especially if poster above you wants to be goalie.

[BelieverInGod]

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As a darwinist, I'd be all for that. Especially if poster above you wants to be goalie.

We could do away with helmet laws as well!

And seatbelt laws
And bring back the off road trikes
And bring back cork guns (really? but BB guns are still legal?)
And bring back the Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab
And bring back the slip-n-slide (banned in 1993 because people like poster above didn't realize you shouldn't use it to slide into brick walls).

[Didymus Much]

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...And seatbelt laws...

Have I ever told you about my design for a safer car?

No driver-side seat belt.
No driver-side air bag.
Nice big spike coming out of the steering wheel.

Think about it. How many people would be charging around at speeds way above those prudent for the traffic, road or weather conditions, relying on anti-lock brakes and electronic stability controls to keep rescuing their stupid asses (at least more than once)?

"You! Out of the gene pool!"

[BelieverInGod]

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Have I ever told you about my design for a safer car?

No driver-side seat belt.
No driver-side air bag.
Nice big spike coming out of the steering wheel.

Think about it. How many people would be charging around at speeds way above those prudent for the traffic, road or weather conditions, relying on anti-lock brakes and electronic stability controls to keep rescuing their stupid asses (at least more than once)?

"You! Out of the gene pool!"

Well if everyone had to drive one. It may smarten some up.

And the idiots it didn't stop wouldn't waste the time of medical staff, nor the money of their health insurance plans.

I do believe you've solved the "American Health Crisis"!

[Didymus Much]

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Well if everyone had to drive one. It may smarten some up...

Do you remember the "BP Skid Control" schools they used to offer? (Wow, I'm dating myself here; I got into one of the last classes in my area in the late '70s, before I even had a license) Do you know why they disappeared? The insurance companies withdrew coverage.

They refused to insure a driving school that involved people intentionally sliding a car around AN EMPTY PARKING LOT, where there was NOTHING to hit.

If people learned how to control a skid, and recover from it, they'd get into less accidents. The insurance co.'s figured out that they made more money by jacking people's coverage up after they had an accident than they paid out repairing the damage from that accident, so from a profit point of view it was better for them for people to get into accidents.

These days, because of all the "safety features" (air bags, collapsible structures, etc., i.e. stuff that only works AFTER you're already in an accident [shouldn't safety be about avoiding the accident in the first place??!?]), cars are much more expensive to repair (and more likely to just be written off); between that and increased health care costs, those schools are coming back, because the insurance companies will cover them again. Do your kids a favour and find them one when driver's license time comes.

/rant

Have a good night. Hope the young one lets you get some sleep soon.