The thing that amuse me the most is that you seem to think anyone would take anything you say serious ha ha hha. And i can assure you that it's impossible
Yes, nobody takes Christians seriously.
That's why Romney-Ryan is getting trounced by a huge margin by Obama.
Maybe you should watch the Republican National Convention on the TV and see how seriously Christians are taken in this country, child.
Bible boring? Nonsense! Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories! You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
This might come as a surprise to you but this planet is very big place. And many countries. Nice try
. . . and one, only one, military superpower. Care to guess which one that is?
Bible boring? Nonsense! Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories! You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
The thing that amuse me the most is that you seem to think anyone would take anything you say serious ha ha hha. And i can assure you that it's impossible
I can assure you, friend, that the LORD's Word is very much Alive in our Great Nation's Spirit. Under Alabama law, for example:
Secular child care centers must keep medications locked up whereas Christian child care centers are exempt from such medication safety regulations;
Secular child care centers must abide by food-safety regulations whereas Christian child care centers are exempt from such food safety regulations;
Secular child care centers must submit to unannounced state inspections whereas Christian child care centers are exempt from such inspections;
Secular child care centers must obey child-staff ratio laws, whereas Christian child care centers are exempt from such laws;
Secular child care center employees must participate in safety training instruction that includes such skills as tracking a child, whereas Christian child care center employees are exempt from such training.
The reason is quite simple. In the great state of Alabama, the people have entrusted (rightfully so) True Christians™ to legislate public policy based on moral righteousness. Because True Christians™ can be trusted to understand the moral difference between caring for a child and neglecting and/or abusing them (something non-believers cannot comprehend), they need no extra government "watch-dog" tactics to keep them in line like the heathens do. The state saves money and people are happy! Those children, like two year old Amiyah White who died from the heat after being left alone in a Christian child-care van for hours, clearly had been called home to the LORD for greater purposes. What parent wouldn't want to know their sweet child, locked in a van, slowly suffocating to death, wasn't the recipient of God's great plan?
I can assure you, laws and regulations that allow True Christians™ to be guided by the Holy Spirit rather than "Big Brother" are alive and well, and increasing daily in this great nation. This is but one tiny example of how very much we respect and abide by the Truth of God in our legislative process in the United States of America.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
If there was any music that Satan endorsed, it would have been the filth that is spewed out of MTV and its ilk. And I am quite confident that a god would love listening to metal.
If there was any music that Satan endorsed, it would have been the filth that is spewed out of MTV and its ilk. And I am quite confident that a god would love listening to metal.
Can you back that up with scripture?
YIC
Jack
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
Hahahaha xD I strongly doubt your boy scouts are attacking all the worlds metalheads xD
Nobody said anything about boy scouts, little boy. Nor about attacking idiot adult children who spend their days delivering pizzas and their nights smoking cheap Mexican weed and getting drunk on rotgut vodka while "banging their heads" (which causes brain injury) to Megadeth.
Bible boring? Nonsense! Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories! You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
Nobody said anything about boy scouts, little boy. Nor about attacking idiot adult children who spend their days delivering pizzas and their nights smoking cheap Mexican weed and getting drunk on rotgut vodka while "banging their heads" (which causes brain injury) to Megadeth.
Apparently you missed this before so now you know why i probably wont answer anything from you
Apparently you missed this before so now you know why i probably wont answer anything from you
It's a shame you don't know what sarcasm is . . . since I didn't use any.
You, on the other hand, when referring to the US military as 'boy scouts', did use sarcasm.
This means you are a hypocrite. God hates hypocrites.
Enjoy Hell.
Bible boring? Nonsense! Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories! You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
Ok you seem to be a very slow thinking type so try one lst time
Got it? Or maybe you are just to desperate to have the final word?
Work on your reading comprehension, Sparky:
It's a shame you don't know what sarcasm is . . . since I didn't use any.
You, on the other hand, when referring to the US military as 'boy scouts', did use sarcasm.
This means you are a hypocrite. God hates hypocrites.
Let me guess, hit a little too close to home, pizza boy?
Bible boring? Nonsense! Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories! You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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