I-PHONE AUTOCORRECT - a sexuall posession tool of the DEVIL¿

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Dios mío and OMG as well too!

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I got send a lynx from my cousin about I phone autocorretc! She is always get in trouble whit her boy friend cos it autcorrects she the text messages before she send them, and I was like laughing and say WHAT!? ( Well obviously I dont said What I sayed ¡¿Que quéééé?!) cos like I never knewed that these phones do this things! And like she have got fights whit her boyfrined...well, ex boyfriend for text messages and I was think how you mean, Marisa!!? It can no be so bad that he domp you etc and she say loo Mari I'm gonna put some clotheses on (cos we was talk thru the phone) and go and eswitch on the computer and send u the lynx so she did. The linx at least. The clothes - I dont know.


So any way, I saw this lynx and suddenly I realize...! It are possesionated for Satan!!!!!! It must be! Is only explication for the preverteds changeings it make like wht the sinilars of my cousin and her (ex) novio!!!

Is true this??!? Please let me know so that I can say my cousin to exercise her phone of the Satanitos!

I'm seek guidings freinds, please say me if is true this satanic posesion or if I am loosing my brain!


Thanks in advances.


YIC, Mari

PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHIT WHAT YOU WILL READ - I'll be honest, I dont understand the coments of the lynx (of course I could no, cos, despite my well english, I'm perhaps too inocent for understand this texts...)

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[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I-PHONE AUTOCORRECT - a sexuall posession tool of the DEVIL¿

I am running a theraputic photography course at the moment, and receive text messages when people are having difficulties with manual cameras.

(I only permit roll-film for this, or occasionally 35mm. We are preparing a calendar where we go into the countryside or somewhere interesting to take photographs and then use what we've been doing as part of a musical improvisation in the music therapy session. At the end of the year each participant will have a unique calendar with a picture of significance for each month.)

I supply the cameras, mainly medium format, and the most common mistake with an all manual camera (apart from forgetting to take off the lens-cap) is that they forget to cock the shutter before taking the photograph. When I reply to their query with

"DID YOU REMEMBER TO COCK THE SHUTTER?"

I get very strange replies indeed, Miss Gálvez.

And I wondered why?
Until I found out about iProducts and the way they know-better-than-you-what-word-you-meant-to-type. Apparently my messages were coming out

"DID YOU REMEMBER TO ANAL THE SHUTTER?"

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..........and on an unconnected matter, do you think people would like to buy interesting & unusual calendars in Europe? There are some lovely photos of toadstools done in Black&White and various landscapes. Although it's winter here just now and quite cold, so the landscapes are rather bleak. Just snapped this out of my front door/now back inside by the fire.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: I-PHONE AUTOCORRECT - a sexuall posession tool of the DEVIL¿

So any way, I saw this lynx and suddenly I realize...! It are possesionated for Satan!!!!!! It must be!

Maria, lynx are wild animals but it does not necessarily mean they are possessed by Satan.





I think it's better that you wacko eccentric Spaniards stop sending animals (God knows for what reason) to each other.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Hmm, does this mean I should have a Pastor pray over my lynx-fur coats? What about my lynx-fur covered seats in my Land Rover?

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: I-PHONE AUTOCORRECT - a sexuall posession tool of the DEVIL¿

"DID YOU REMEMBER TO COCK THE SHUTTER?"

I get very strange replies indeed, Miss Gálvez.

And I wondered why?
Until I found out about iProducts and the way they know-better-than-you-what-word-you-meant-to-type. Apparently my messages were coming out

"DID YOU REMEMBER TO ANAL THE SHUTTER?"

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OK, O know my english aren't absolute perfect, but even ME can see that a chicken have NOTHING to do whit 'bottom stuffs'. Right?

Answer: Satan - even though I'm no understand the connexion - is obvious that is El Demonio.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: I-PHONE AUTOCORRECT - a sexuall posession tool of the DEVIL¿

Hmm, does this mean I should have a Pastor pray over my lynx-fur coats? What about my lynx-fur covered seats in my Land Rover?

I'm talking of the internet's linx what people send each to the other ..silly!!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I-PHONE AUTOCORRECT - a sexuall posession tool of the DEVIL¿

OK, O know my english aren't absolute perfect, but even ME can see that a chicken have NOTHING to do whit 'bottom stuffs'. Right?

Answer: Satan - even though I'm no understand the connexion - is obvious that is El Demonio.

The 2 words have the same key strokes on some mobile devices.

edit: on a manual camera you have to put in the film
wind it on a bit
then do all the settings for light etc
then COCK the shutter
then press the button kerCLICK to take the photo.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: I-PHONE AUTOCORRECT - a sexuall posession tool of the DEVIL¿

The 2 words have the same key strokes on some mobile devices.

Key strokes?

I know 'key' mean inprtant like a 'key event',....but key strokes? I remember my old pervert piano teacher wanted showing me key strokes but I stop go him classes so I never know what was it.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Key strokes?

I know 'key' mean inprtant like a 'key event',....but key strokes? I remember my old pervert piano teacher wanted showing me key strokes but I stop go him classes so I never know what was it.

Although many oboe players are perverts, I have never met a pervert pianist. Perhaps your teacher was thinking of vinegar strokes? They are popular around English Fish&Chips shops (I think you have some in Spain).

If they're anything like Australian Fish&Chips shops I would not recommend going there after 11pm (or at all). Some of them are quite good though, but you need to try quite a few before you find one with pickled onions to your taste. Muscles and winkles are always popular here, and I do enjoy a jar of cockles with a couple of onions and some crisp chips yum - but they do go limp and soggy at night. It's better to stay at home.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: I-PHONE AUTOCORRECT - a sexuall posession tool of the DEVIL¿

Although many oboe players are perverts, I have never met a pervert pianist. Perhaps your teacher was thinking of vinegar strokes? They are popular around English Fish&Chips shops (I think you have some in Spain).

If they're anything like Australian Fish&Chips shops I would not recommend going there after 11pm (or at all). Some of them are quite good though, but you need to try quite a few before you find one with pickled onions to your taste. Muscles and winkles are always popular here, and I do enjoy a jar of cockles with a couple of onions and some crisp chips yum - but they do go limp and soggy at night. It's better to stay at home.

Ah. Of course. Em. Yes. I think I have to estudy more english Mitza...I think I only understood nothing of that, which is better than soemthing. I think.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Ah. Of course. Em. Yes. I think I have to estudy more english Mitza...I think I only understood nothing of that, which is better than soemthing. I think.

winkle cockle mussel fish & chips pickled onions vinegar

I'm starting to get very hungry, Miss Gálvez

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: I-PHONE AUTOCORRECT - a sexuall posession tool of the DEVIL¿

winkle cockle mussel fish & chips pickled onions vinegar

I'm starting to get very hungry, Miss Gálvez

I, La MARI, is ALWAYS hungry! In seriouslyly. I eat a like tonne of food - but always I estay eskinny. But I LOVE foooood!

[MitzaLizalor]

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I, La MARI, is ALWAYS hungry! In seriouslyly. I eat a like tonne of food - but always I estay eskinny. But I LOVE foooood!

Yes I like food too. I like cooking.

I wonder if Mr Fingers has anyone to cook for him?

He's very good looking, María (much more attractive than Mr Freddie & I'm SURE he's eaten dear Sister Lycia ALL UP they both disappeared about the same time & I've read both their final postings pirates are so so dreadful)!

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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Yes I like food too. I like cooking.

I wonder if Mr Fingers has anyone to cook for him?

He's very good looking, María (much more attractive than Mr Freddie & I'm SURE he's eaten dear Sister Lycia ALL UP they both disappeared about the same time & I've read both their final postings pirates are so so dreadful)!

Who is he?