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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Blatant Pornography on TV

    It's commercials like this that are the reason we prohibit access to uncensored television in the town of Freehold.

    We don't need our women turned into lezbeans!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Blatant Pornography on TV

    I watched the video like three times but I couldn't figure out where to click so I never took the quiz. I think I already know all that I need to know about cooters health: absolutely nothing.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Henry Poppendorfer
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • May 2011
      • 131

      #3
      Re: Blatant Pornography on TV

      Good Lord, man! Please, next time give me fair warning before you blast me with a YouTube video with such utterly unholy vulgarities right there in the title! A hand playing the part of a woman's carnal flower? Back in my day, that was called just one thing--Onanism! And we all know what happened to Onan. That's right, hairy palms and a lifelong sense of righteous shame and guilt for his disgusting habit! I will certainly refrain from watching for fear of hearing more from whatever filthy whoremonger made this.
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      Proudly inspecting and servicing the next generation of GOD-fearing spiritual warriors for JESUS for over two decades! We follow the LORD in the spirit of Mark 10:13 and know it is HIS hand guiding ours! Your son will be raptured good & hard, we guarantee it!

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

        #4
        Re: Blatant Pornography on TV

        Disgusting.

        Why are Jesus-hating atheists always trying to thrust their unholy images and potty-mouth language in our faces? Why can't they just let us live our lives in peace? Do they ALWAYS have to foist their beliefs on others?



        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth

        P.S. I bet they had to make some modifications for the oriental version of that commercial.
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        • María Gálvez-Villalobos
          Claims not to be a dago slut
          Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
          • Mar 2011
          • 1307

          #5
          Re: Blatant Pornography on TV

          What have all this got to do whit 'chichis'? All I can see are a hand pretending to talk. And any case, 'chichis' dont make noise. Or talk. Mine dont anyway. What a estupidity comercial.

          Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
          My favorite verse from the Bible is:
          - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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          • Marshall
            Righteous and Patriotic
            Highest body count at the VFW
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2006
            • 3330

            #6
            Re: Blatant Pornography on TV

            0/5
            I couldnt concentrate and got all the answers wrong according to the test. I didnt see mention of Satan anywhere so I cant say its a very valid test anyway. The disgusting cartoon made me nauseous. Normally I possess a vast knowledge of the female sin.

            Overall its an appalling site and a filthy pornographic experience visiting it. I dont recommend it.
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • Mistress Cookie
              Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 6790

              #7
              Re: Blatant Pornography on TV

              I am just glad this unprecedented filth has been scrubbed from the airwaves, once and for all.

              This is for mature viewers ONLY.

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              • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                Pastor of Praise and Worship
                A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2009
                • 3890

                #8
                Re: Blatant Pornography on TV

                These ads disgust me!!

                They make me so sick I have to watch them over and over just to remind myself of how of how offended I am.

                I totally want to kick that dude's ass! One on one Greco-Roman wrestling!

                Me and you, boy!!



                Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                • Stronger7890
                  Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 15

                  #9
                  Re: Blatant Pornography on TV

                  mhh, the media is horrible now days, its all about filthy money and the more pervs that watch these adds the more dirt they get.
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                  abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                    Claims not to be a dago slut
                    Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 1307

                    #10
                    Re: Blatant Pornography on TV

                    Originally posted by Stronger7890 View Post
                    mhh, the media is horrible now days, its all about filthy money and the more pervs that watch these adds the more dirt they get.
                    Sorry? Escuse my english for no understand but that coment make sense like a bullfighter whit a blindfold.

                    Sorry.
                    Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                    My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                    - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                    • HeWhoMustNotBeNamed
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Oct 2011
                      • 3

                      #11
                      Re: Blatant Pornography on TV

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      We don't need our women turned into lezbeans!

                      With men like you, I could understand why.

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