[Religious Nuts]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Friend, I am only responding to your apparent in-depth and intimate knowledge on the subject. It seems you people think it is ok to have carnal relations with animals and each other. I am telling you that to violate any living beings anus is plain wrong. The Bible tells us so. Now, if you think the Bible is wrong, I think you need to speak to God about it. Though I do not think he will take a shinning to your perversions.
I am curious, why is it you want to fondle the prostrate of a cartoon picture. To be honest, it really escapes me.

I think you have a misconception on what bronies are. No one's watching MLP, then going out and fucking a pony.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

I think you have a misconception on what bronies are. No one's watching MLP, then going out and piffleing a pony.

Don't come in here defending queers. We have thousands of pages of files provided by the DOF (Department of Faith) that say otherwise, pal.

[Religious Nuts]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

No one is this ignorant. You are all a bunch of overrated trolls.

[James Hutchins]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

I think you have a misconception on what bronies are. No one's watching MLP, then going out and piffleing a pony.

Friend, more than one of you people have been caught in compromising positions with one of these ponies. Last week, the Larsen boy (I have never trusted him) was discovered in Mr. Millers tool shed with a little stuffed animal (not a pony but a badger, I think) and was in the midst of an act of such disgusting perversion, I cannot mention it here. Yet you condone that behavior. Son, when God finally punches your ticket and sends you to Hell, you are going to know what it was like for that stuffed animal. No doubt Satan's talleywacker will rattle in your anus from you 'activities'.
Your parents must be so ashamed. Don't you want to go to Heaven? Aren't you willing to do what it will take to be a good Christian and be on Jesues team? Doesn't the shame of being queer bother you? You know, it is YOUR choice.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

No one is this ignorant. You are all a bunch of overrated trolls.

The only rating we worry about is God's rating (hint: infinite).

If you can show where any True Christian(tm) has contradicted the Bible (KJV1611) I will give £10 to the charity of your choice (no doubt some abortion or gay enabling charity): that is how confident I am.



All the best.

[Religious Nuts]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Bad trolls, bad.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Tick tock!

[Religious Nuts]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Although I must say you are very dedicated trolls, educating yourselves and going out of your way to source the bible at every turn. The average person would judge you for wasting your time with such nonsense, but I waste my time with ponies so s'all good.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Although I must say you are very dedicated trolls, educating yourselves and going out of your way to source the bible at every turn. The average person would judge you for wasting your time with such nonsense, but I waste my time with ponies so s'all good.

Maybe if you stopped fondelling horses and read the Bible (KJV1611) and let Jesus come to you, your life would be more fulfilling than ever?

Always thinking of Jesus.

[Religious Nuts]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Maybe if you stopped fondelling horses and read the Bible (KJV1611) and let Jesus come to you, your life would be more fulfilling than ever?

Always thinking of Jesus.

Nah.

So how many ponies can I post before I get banned?

[Didymus Much]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

No one is this ignorant...

Oh, yeah?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Oh, yeah?

Back treacherous devil!

Those God fearing men are the hardy oaks of the American heartland: they are what makes America the way it is and you have no place to ridicules them!

I'll pray for you, sir.

[James Hutchins]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Nah.

So how many ponies can I post before I get banned?

Friend, we have no interest in banning you. We want you to stop your sodomy with animals and ethnic people.
Truth be told, if the best partner you are going to get in life is going to be a cartoon animal, then I would say "More power to you" but there is a problem. God. God really would prefer you to be normal, have a wife and make male children to further the spread of Christianity. Isn't your eternal well being worth going on the straight and narrow?

[Bill R. Briscoe]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

*evil image omitted*

All you are doing by inserting satanic images onto our forum is strengthening our belief about how satanic My Little Pony is.

That first image you posted is clearly promoting the Satanic influence over Eve in the garden of Eden. Such that is the Satanic message in My Little Pony, convincing adult queer males that it is OK to rape little children and their toys. Go ahead and 'bite of the fruit', "ye shall not surely die"

You are being tricked by Satan into believing watching My Little Pony and carrying on with your disgusting lifestyle will not send you to Hell. You, of course, would be wrong.

Genesis 3
1Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
2And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:
3But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.
4And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
5For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
6And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
7And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.
8And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden.
9And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?
10And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.
11And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?
12And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.
13And the LORD God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.
14And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
15And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
16Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
17And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;
18Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field;
19In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.
20And Adam called his wife's name Eve; because she was the mother of all living.
21Unto Adam also and to his wife did the LORD God make coats of skins, and clothed them.
22And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:
23Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.
24So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.

This is where mankind first introduced sin. You see the Word of God and yet you still reject it and continue to sin haphazardly? And you feel as though Satan has nothing to do with it? Your naivety (not nativity, you illiterate mongoloid) shows no bounds. Jesus brought you to this website for a reason, we merely pray you are able to stop choosing retardation in order to fully grasp his desire for you.

We can easily edit out any type of pornography you want to post images of, but we cannot save your soul from eternal hellfire unless you repent and let the blood of Jesus splash your face and body clean of all sin.

[James Hutchins]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Friend, you are not fooling yourself and certainly not us. We see you behavior and presence here as a call out, a scream from the depths of your depravity, for help. I am sure every time you ejaculate into your grandmothers underwear, fantasizing about how her posterior reminds you of a pony hind quarters, the shame that wases over you. Wouldn't you rather be washed in the blood of Jesus? You know, He dies on the cross so you may go to Heaven. Can't you show Him just a little bit of respect?