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  • god hates landdover
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    • Aug 2013
    • 8

    #1111
    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Ok, I am done being kind and calm, may god dam your soul to the 9th ring of hell. You have angered the beast inside me, and it screams for your blood.

    "I will make mine arrows drunk with blood, and my sword shall devour flesh; and that with the blood of the slain and of the captives, from the beginning of revenges upon the enemy."
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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14076

      #1112
      Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

      Originally posted by god hates landdover View Post
      "Judge not, for you shall be judged." is that more understandable...
      Yes, but that's not what the Bible says.

      If you'd read the link that Mrs. Etheldreda kindly provided for you, you'd learn that the passage in question (Matthew 7) is NOT a proscription on judging; it's saying, "When you judge someone, don't be a hypocrite. If you hold someone to a standard, yet fail to meet that standard yourself, God doesn't like it".

      And Mr. Hutchins has helpfully provided many examples from Scripture where Christians are COMMANDED (God doesn't ask, He tells) to judge, so I won't bother repeating them.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29443

        #1113
        Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

        Originally posted by god hates landdover View Post
        Ok, I am done being kind and calm, may god dam your soul to the 9th ring of hell. You have angered the beast inside me, and it screams for your blood.

        "I will make mine arrows drunk with blood, and my sword shall devour flesh; and that with the blood of the slain and of the captives, from the beginning of revenges upon the enemy."
        Friend, sorry, I never quite got a handle on retardspeak. Are you saying you are having intimate relations with a beast? You know, the Bible has a few words about that:
        John 4:12
        Art thou greater than our father Jacob, which gave us the well, and drank thereof himself, and his children, and his cattle?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14076

          #1114
          Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

          Originally posted by god hates landdover View Post
          Ok, I am done being kind and calm, may god dam your soul to the 9th ring of hell...
          Uh, that's from Dante (Catholic pervert), not the Bible. Common mistake among people who have read neither.

          ...You have angered the beast inside me, and it screams for your blood...
          Awww, is brony gonna shake his little hooves at us some more?

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          • god hates landdover
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            • Aug 2013
            • 8

            #1115
            Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

            What I am saying is that the pure insanity and hate in me wants your blood to soak my hands and the ground that lay before me. May god have mercy on your soul, because I will not.
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            • god hates landdover
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              • Aug 2013
              • 8

              #1116
              Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              Uh, that's from Dante (Catholic pervert), not the Bible. Common mistake among people who have read neither.



              Awww, is brony gonna shake his little hooves at us some more?
              Coming from someone labeled a "arrogant atheist dick", that doesn't mean much
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              • Alphonse Alban
                Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                 
                • Feb 2011
                • 5724

                #1117
                Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                Originally posted by god hates landdover View Post
                What I am saying is that the pure insanity and hate in me wants your blood to soak my hands and the ground that lay before me. May god have mercy on your soul, because I will not.
                Yes, we know that you furries are hateful and unstable bunch. Are you now going to go and clop angrily or something as terrifying?

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29443

                  #1118
                  Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                  Originally posted by god hates landdover View Post
                  What I am saying is that the pure insanity and hate in me wants your blood to soak my hands and the ground that lay before me. May god have mercy on your soul, because I will not.
                  Nice, terroristic threats against peaceful people. You some sort of sand nigra?

                  You do know the DoF has a field office in Charleston.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • god hates landdover
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                    • Aug 2013
                    • 8

                    #1119
                    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                    Wow, really, is that the best argument you can come up with. something so overused that it just doesn't carry any weight. and I am not a furry, I think furries are weird. so If you cant come up with any creative arguments, piss off.
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                    • Alphonse Alban
                      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                       
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 5724

                      #1120
                      Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                      Originally posted by god hates landdover View Post
                      so If you cant come up with any creative arguments, piss off.
                      You mean something like this?

                      Originally posted by god hates landdover View Post
                      What I am saying is that the pure insanity and hate in me wants your blood to soak my hands and the ground that lay before me. May god have mercy on your soul, because I will not.

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930

                        #1121
                        Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                        Originally posted by god hates landdover View Post
                        Also madam, I did not use Matthew 7:1-5,
                        Read the very next verse.

                        Matthew 7:6
                        Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

                        How can we determine who is a dog and who is a pig if we are to never judge anyone or anything?
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                        • Proud Gay 69
                          Unsaved trash, revolting europistani pervert
                          • Sep 2013
                          • 1

                          #1122
                          Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                          How TERRIBLE watching My Little Pony does not make you gay or a pervert!

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                          • Alphonse Alban
                            Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                             
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 5724

                            #1123
                            Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                            Originally posted by Proud Gay 69 View Post
                            How TERRIBLE watching My Little Pony does not make you gay or a pervert!
                            Well, if you were a perverted gaysexual even before you started to watch this show, you would not notice any difference anyway.

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                            • Jonathan.Iris
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                              • Nov 2013
                              • 6

                              #1124
                              Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              Friend,

                              Saying the Hail Mary in Spanish isn't even trying.

                              I am an ex-Catholic. My relatives are so Catholic they talk to Mary, ok? You can not be a Catholic and Commie at the same time. Being a commie is an automatic ex-communication from the Catholic church and commies are atheists anyway. Also Jesus was no socialist, He was clearly in the top 10%.

                              Like I said, you were raised on a computer.
                              *WARNING: THIS IS A CORRECTION USING LOGIC*
                              Being a communist doesn't automatically excommunicate you from the church. It, along with Capitalism and various other ways to run government, is simply a nation or nations working together and experimenting to see what is the best way to keep citizens happy while sustaining a stable economy. One of the most well known communist countries is china. China's leading religion is Buddhism, although there are a number of Catholic communities, which by definition is religion. Atheism is the belief that there is no GOD or gods, and that worship is unnecessary. Therefore proving that not every communist is an atheist, and some follow the Catholic faith. I simply cannot stress enough how much that this entire site is dictated by stereotypes that are falsely reinforced by poorly translated scripture, thank you for your time.

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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29443

                                #1125
                                Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                                Originally posted by Jonathan.Iris View Post
                                *WARNING: THIS IS A CORRECTION USING LOGIC*
                                Being a communist doesn't automatically excommunicate you from the church. It, along with Capitalism and various other ways to run government, is simply a nation or nations working together and experimenting to see what is the best way to keep citizens happy while sustaining a stable economy. One of the most well known communist countries is china. China's leading religion is Buddhism, although there are a number of Catholic communities, which by definition is religion. Atheism is the belief that there is no GOD or gods, and that worship is unnecessary. Therefore proving that not every communist is an atheist, and some follow the Catholic faith. I simply cannot stress enough how much that this entire site is dictated by stereotypes that are falsely reinforced by poorly translated scripture, thank you for your time.
                                Friend, this thread is about the horrors of MLP bronies. If you are unwilling to asisst in ridding the world of the abominations, please go elsewhere. Friendship is not magic, God is.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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