[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: No, I will not denounce Twilight for you. Not even for $20k.

Psh, hell doesn't sound half as bad since the people you say will be there will be there. Lets see... Oh yeah! Do you know who Helena Bonham Carter is now? Or Tim Burton? Winona Rider? Sigourney Weaver? Lauren Lopez? No? Well at least they won't have another hater.

How much time do you think you will have to hang out with them while you are being burned alive for all eternity in unimaginable agony in God's Lake of Fire?

[UnSafe&UnSound]

Re: No, I will not denounce Twilight for you. Not even for $20k.

I'll have you know that I am agnostic. Plus, ever heard of yelling?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: No, I will not denounce Twilight for you. Not even for $20k.

I'll have you know that I am agnostic. Plus, ever heard of yelling?

An agnostic, eh? Tell me, doesn't your taint ever get raw from humping that fence?

[Superdork33]

Re: No, I will not denounce Twilight for you. Not even for $20k.

Thats the only thing i am EVER going to agree with you on:

Twilight is gay.

[UnSafe&UnSound]

Re: No, I will not denounce Twilight for you. Not even for $20k.

An agnostic, eh? Tell me, doesn't your taint ever get raw from humping that fence?

At least I can have free opinions. Anyway I thought America was where a lot of British people immigrated to in the 16th century... Doesn't that make you sinful then considering your roots are probably from Britain? And I thought we had church before you and, considering you hate Catholics, you must be Protestants, that's actually he Church of ENGLAND. Food for thought, eh?

[Didymus Much]

Re: No, I will not denounce Twilight for you. Not even for $20k.

At least I can have free opinions...

Yes, but not here.

... Anyway I thought America was where a lot of British people fled to away from religious persecution in the 17th century...

FTFY (and the word you wanted was emigrated).

...Doesn't that make you sinful then considering your roots are probably from Britain?...

How so?

...And I thought we had church before you and, considering you hate Catholics, you must be Protestants, that's actually he Church of ENGLAND. Food for thought, eh?

False dichotomy due to your own ignorance.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: No, I will not denounce Twilight for you. Not even for $20k.

At least I can have free opinions. Anyway I thought America was where a lot of British people immigrated to in the 16th century... Doesn't that make you sinful then considering your roots are probably from Britain? And I thought we had church before you and, considering you hate Catholics, you must be Protestants, that's actually he Church of ENGLAND. Food for thought, eh?

You don't have an opinion. You are an agnostic. You can't even form an opinion.

[Nobar King]

Re: No, I will not denounce Twilight for you. Not even for $20k.

No one has asked me, yet, but I think I would be willing to denounce Twilight for 20K. I could use a new room in my basement.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: No, I will not denounce Twilight for you. Not even for $20k.

Thats the only thing i am EVER going to agree with you on:

Twilight is gay.

It's a shame you got banned before I saw this. I was going to ask why it is you degrade and insult homosexuals by equating Twilight with them.

Do you think "gay" is a derogatory term? Why?

You're not Christian, so God hasn't told you that gays should be executed and will all go to Hell. That leaves only one thing: You're a bigot.

On second thought, I'm glad you're banned. The one thing I can't tolerate is a bigot.

No one has asked me, yet, but I think I would be willing to denounce Twilight for 20K. I could use a new room in my basement.

If you find a denouncing agent, let me know. The insurance company shorted my congregation about $40,000 on the stolen Kinkade paintings, and now we don't have enough to finish the new day care center.

I'd be happy to denounce a few movies to pay for the fancy shatterproof glass sliding doors instead of the regular ones.

[Pen Eses Eater]

Re: No, I will not denounce Twilight for you. Not even for $20k.

I am going to be a geneticist and help families that normally couldn't have, have legitimate families, as long as they are not in anyway shape or form against science and the scientific process, with is a long, boring, expensive and drawn out process. If it were possible I would make vampires too. Ya, Science.... Father of the year? Niel Patrick Harris!

[Pen Eses Eater]

Re: No, I will not denounce Twilight for you. Not even for $20k.

Ok, I felt I should say something about twilight, but the truth is, I find that film series a little gay. You have werewolf people prancing around half naked while two guy are after an unatractive girl while the two males are in the bedroom with the unatractive girl giving each other the lusty eye. It's more suspicious also when the film followers designates themself into teams. (so, what team do you play for, kind of thing.)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: No, I will not denounce Twilight for you. Not even for $20k.

I am going to be a geneticist and help families that normally couldn't have, have legitimate families,

Why would you do that?

If God wanted them to bear their own children, He'd make it happen. Obviously, He doesn't.

He would probably like them to adopt any of the millions of unwanted children that are either abused by perverts or murdered in the womb.

Why not do something useful and work in helping children get adopted by loving True Christian™ families, instead of aiding the vain and selfish to have "their own" children?

Ok, I felt I should say something about twilight, but the truth is, I find that film series a little gay.

Normally, I'd assume this was yet another comment from an atheist bigot who hates homosexuals because he's prejudiced for no apparent reason, but you give legitimate reasons to suggest that Twilight promotes homosexuality. Not bad. Next time, be sure to include some appropriate images from the film for our edification.

[WWJDnow]

Re: No, I will not denounce Twilight for you. Not even for $20k.

This is no laughing matter. Vampires are real, as the Bible clearly shows:

I will even set my face against that soul that eateth blood, and will cut him off from among his people. Leviticus 17:10-14

There is a generation, whose teeth are as swords, and their jaw teeth as knives, to devour the poor from off the earth, and the needy from among men. The horseleach hath two daughters, crying, Give, give. Proverbs 30:13-15

For a nation is come up upon my land, strong, and without number, whose teeth are the teeth of a lion.... Joel 1:6

For they have shed the blood of saints and prophets, and thou hast given them blood to drink.... Revelation 17:6

Books and movies celebrating vampires are an affront to God and everything that is decent.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: No, I will not denounce Twilight for you. Not even for $20k.

So no! I will not denounce your movie. I am here to tell all young women to go and see Twilight over and over again.

Eh, ok, well, eh, that is a bit unexpected. But we have to obey our Pastors, so from now on I will force all my grandchildren to go watch Twilight each and every weekend. That will teach those filmmakers they can't make money over the back of honest Christians!

[Sanborn the liar]

Re: No, I will not denounce Twilight for you. Not even for $20k.

Hello I'm Rev. Sanborn I'm new here. I love reading all the posts in this forum. I can easily spend hours reading all your words.
Well let me first start off by saying I love reading and watching the Twilight saga!!!! As far as Bella being a "good role model" MOST CERTAINLY NOT. She is an evil temptress whore in the movies and in real life. She and Robert have been living tog in sin (real life) and she cheated on him with her producer from the new snow white movie she's in. In the the books and movies she kisses Jacob!!! While still with Edward let me remind you. So role model? no way sorry. :-) keep up all the posts!!!