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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #16
    Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

    Why don't you yet have a recording contract, Sweskimo?

    Do you have a horrible voice like that German guy from the Rammstein band or like Justin Beiber or like Willie Nelson?

    You could still write songs for someone good to sing.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Swedish eskimo
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Feb 2012
      • 226

      #17
      Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      Why don't you yet have a recording contract, Sweskimo?

      Do you have a horrible voice like that German guy from the Rammstein band or like Justin Beiber or like Willie Nelson?

      You could still write songs for someone good to sing.
      I would be happy to write songs for someone like Billy Bob Jenkins

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      • Billy Fagen
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Mar 2012
        • 19

        #18
        Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

        Paul McCartney has already had a little taste of hell during his brief marriage to Heather "Stumpy" Mills. Even a barbed tallywacker from behind would be preferable to that.
        Billy "pips" Fagen - Forex trader for Christ, transforming lives one pip at a time.

        Also professional Christ Whisperer.

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        • Noah Sole
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2012
          • 865

          #19
          Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

          I found this picture of Hussein Obama giving Paul McCartney his award for 'Services to Satanism'.



          Just look at the man in the background - how evil does he look??
          Genesis 7:5
          And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


          John 8:32
          And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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          • Roberta
            Anti La Leche League Organizer
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2008
            • 1817

            #20
            Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

            Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
            I found this picture of Hussein Obama giving Paul McCartney his award for 'Services to Satanism'.



            Just look at the man in the background - how evil does he look??
            How old is that Nehru jacket? You would think with $750 million he could afford new clothes.
            Come climb my mountains.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #21
              Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

              Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
              I found this picture of Hussein Obama giving Paul McCartney his award for 'Services to Satanism'.



              Just look at the man in the background - how evil does he look??
              How did you ever get this great picture of Obama with Angela Lansbury?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Mary-Yves Lapierre
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2010
                • 189

                #22
                Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

                Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                I found this picture of Hussein Obama giving Paul McCartney his award for 'Services to Satanism'.



                Just look at the man in the background - how evil does he look??
                Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                How old is that Nehru jacket? You would think with $750 million he could afford new clothes.
                And a new face.

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                • Sega Genesis
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Apr 2012
                  • 1

                  #23
                  Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

                  Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View Post
                  Who on earth plays records backwards?
                  People who try to make it seem like the music is awful just because they're bored and jealous of the band's talent.

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                  • Noah Sole
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2012
                    • 865

                    #24
                    Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

                    Welcome to Gods favourite forum Sega Genesis

                    What is your favourite Bible verse?
                    What inspires you?
                    The verse inspiring me today is:

                    Deuteronomy 12:31
                    Thou shalt not do so unto the LORD thy God: for every abomination to the LORD, which he hateth, have they done unto their gods; for even their sons and their daughters they have burnt in the fire to their gods.

                    Yours in Christ
                    Genesis 7:5
                    And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


                    John 8:32
                    And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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                    • thesonoflucifer
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Oct 2012
                      • 12

                      #25
                      Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

                      Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                      DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince do--where have you been living?
                      hahahahah a Baptist that asks where we have been living! hahahah I'm passing feces in my pants!
                      Last edited by Professor Bessemer; 10-30-2012, 05:06 PM. Reason: Inappropriate language.

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                      • Professor Bessemer
                        Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                        Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                        Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2009
                        • 2952

                        #26
                        Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

                        Originally posted by thesonoflucifer View Post
                        hahahahah a Baptist that asks where we have been living! hahahah I'm passing feces in my pants!
                        Friend, I cautiously extend you a Christian greeting, but I must ask that you maintain a sense of decorum when you post here.

                        Also, what is a Sono Flucifer?
                        Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                        Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                        Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                        • thesonoflucifer
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Oct 2012
                          • 12

                          #27
                          Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

                          Hahahahahahahah Holy excrement! You guys are really on crack!

                          Hey, how about tamagotchi's? Are they also Satanic? I think I'm gonna crap my pants.. I just can't stop laughing! hahahahhahaa.. The Beatles! You should listen to this band:

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                          • thesonoflucifer
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Oct 2012
                            • 12

                            #28
                            Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

                            Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                            Friend, I cautiously extend you a Christian greeting, but I must ask that you maintain a sense of decorum when you post here.

                            Also, what is a Sono Flucifer?
                            God. You're more retarded than I thought. It's Son of Lucy genius!

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                            • Professor Bessemer
                              Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                              Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                              Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2009
                              • 2952

                              #29
                              Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

                              Originally posted by thesonoflucifer View Post
                              Hahahahahahahah Holy excrement! You guys are really on crack!

                              Hey, how about tamagotchi's? Are they also Satanic? I think I'm gonna crap my pants.. I just can't stop laughing! hahahahhahaa.. The Beatles! You should listen to this band:

                              Son, I thought you already had voided your bowels into your trousers, and here you state that it is only a possibility. Are you suffering from an intestinal disorder?
                              Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                              Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                              Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                              • Carl the wop
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Oct 2012
                                • 462

                                #30
                                Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

                                Let's not forget that John Lennon (aka Satan's mouthpiece) wrote a song called "God" where the blasphemies ran faster than excrement through a goose. That and his dalliances with homersexuality and Hinduism are more than enough proof of his demonic origins. Liverpool should be renamed to Demonpool..
                                Recovering Catholic.

                                Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                                Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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