[Llamalords]

Re: God hates garrys mod

The funny thing is you would have had to go into the game to make these. It was actually you who created these 'disgusting' scenarios anyone can make something in this game. I could make a screenshot of a bible story if I wanted to. Not everyone who plays this game is creating buttfucking zombies.

Also I hope this is a trolling website because this is the most ridiculous website I've ever seen. God probably favors Muslims of you ignorant piles of shit. God didn't write the Bible, It was people who were inspired by God, thus overtime scholars/priests have corrupted the text to what it is now.

[AdamFly]

Re: God hates garrys mod

Thanks for the warning. I noticed my kid was playing this and I quickly deleted it . I hope he wont go to hell.

Adam

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Didymus, you know, of course, that I stand in direct opposition to you and all your loathsome, atheist ways. But I have to admire your clear understanding of what the Bible actually says, even if you refuse to believe that it is the directly revealed Word of the Almighty God of Abraham, Issac and Israel, who as the Bible also tells us, is also one with His Son, the Lord Jesus Christ.

Because you are not deluded about the true and oftentimes harsh nature of God's instruction for us, I hold out some hope for you. If you do not ever humble yourself before the Lord and accept His cleansing Blood Sacrifice and the Truth of His Word in its entirety, I will pray that when you are writhing in unbearable torment in eternity in Hell, that God in His mercy may at least give you a nice seat from which to view His followers enjoying themselves in Heaven while you suffer horribly forever.



Brother Niles, you KNOW that I would never undertake to correct a Brother in Christ because I am a mere, weaker vessel of a female, easily deceived by Satan and charged by the Bible itself to hold no authority over a man such as yourself who was created in the image of God.

However, we all know how easily non True Christians can become confused on matters of doctrine, given how desperately they flip through the pages of the Bible to find exactly what they want to support their fuzzy, liberal ideals and then ignore all the 98 % of God's Word that offends their delicate sensibilities.

So, with that in mind, I will point out that WE, True Christians can not save anyone from going to Hell. It is Jesus, and Jesus alone, whose sinless Blood Sacrifice provides remission for our sins, who can save us from Hell. And it is God, Himself, who sends to Hell the people who refuse the gift of that cleansing Blood and refute His Holy Word and stand in rebellion against Him by denying His authority over their lives and behavior and either sinning all the live long day against Him or otherwise supporting or deluding those who go around doing things that are clearly spelled out as no-no's in the Bible.

I just don't want our readers to get the idea that we claim any authority ourselves over moral judgments and the eternal fate of anyone.

God says it in His Bible and confirms in that book over and over again His own authority and veracity. We just point the way to the truth and hope in our hearts that others will see it before it is too late.

(Or at least we hope that they will shut up already and stop trying to twist the Bible to support their own agendas.)


Matter-of Factly Yours,

Handmaiden

Good Handmaiden, your gentle reminder to me is an delight. My fervour gets the better of me, once again.

I can only hope that God forgives my sinful arrogance that I could personally save anyone.

If I can but open an unsaved trash's eyes to the conditional love of the Lord I will be content.

Respectfully yours,

Mr Niles.

[Jezus Himself]

Hmmmm...

And how did you get this info, may I ask? You're playing it yourself. Admit your sins!

Also, seeing you all from the outside is hilarious. We're 10 people here laughing at you.

Have a good day, yours

Jesus.

[Tevran]

Re: God hates garrys mod

why is gmod wrong, i build cars and stuff, not bad stuff

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: God hates garrys mod

So you guys read a real book and portray as if it is real? WICKED. Can I do that for Harry Potter? I've always wanted to be a wizard!!

Harry Potter: 5:12


You should worship the only God known as Dumbledore, as Dumbledore loves all.

Dear retard,

Thank you for that original thought. I'm amazed we have had to wait for so long for someone to try the "Why isn't Harry Potter equally valid vs the Bible?" argument. As with all great works we wonder why it never occurred to anyone before.

I'm afraid you catch us totally unprepared to take your argument on so there will have to be a short suspension in True Christianity(TM) while we all get together and wonder how we could possibly have overlooked this and how we can build it into our doctrine. This is a bigger threat than Darwin, for sure.

Please hold while we decide how to keep on worshipping God in the face of such a brilliantly crafted thrust to the very heart of faith.

In Christ,




Harry Potter is a work of fiction certified as such by its author but we believe the Bible is the literally true record of the deeds and wishes of God.


You idiot.

[Tevran]

Re: God hates garrys mod

Whats wrong with GMOD? GMod is a game to create, build things. The satanists do that, some dont. Sandbox games are to create. Not debate religion. To create. I mean... seriously!?

[RubberDucky]

Re: God hates garrys mod

So you guys read a fictional book and portray as if it is real? WICKED. Can I do that for Harry Potter? I've always wanted to be a wizard!!

Harry Potter: 5:12

Harry got a surprise as he looked in at the bookshop window.

You should worship the only God known as Dumbledore, as Dumbledore loves all.

[Didymus Much]

Re: God hates garrys mod

...you say that they're wrong because "oh well, that is the most misunderstood verse in the bible" when, how do you know?...

Because we read the Bible AS IT IS WRITTEN, not as we would like it to be. If the verse says, "don't judge hypocritically", it means "don't judge hypocritically", it does NOT mean to never judge anyone else.

The people who have misinformed you as to the meaning of that passage are trying to be really nice and friendly. Nice and friendly preachers get lots of nice and friendly people into their churches and get those nice and friendly people to open their wallets and give them money, because they think, "Oh, this guy is nice and friendly, I bet he's going to use this money to tell other people that God is nice and friendly, and we like a nice and friendly God who isn't going to damn us to Hell for the slightest violation of the 600+ commandments and requirements in the Bible that we have no clue about because we never read the Bible and if we found out that God is a Jealous tyrant who brooks no disobedience we wouldn't go back to that church, we'd find another one that didn't have a problem with us lusting after our neighbour's hot young new wife or cheating on our taxes or drinking like a fish because the stock market just tanked and we're going to get evicted and die penniless on the street".

Unfortunately, that nice and friendly God DOES NOT EXIST. Anyone who tells you that God is like that is after your money. If they cared about you or your soul they'd tell you the TRUTH as contained in the Bible, that God is a capricious SOB who killed hundreds of people because one guy offered Him incense when He didn't tell him to.

...God helped his followers write the bible, a long time ago, and, we can't exactly be sure 100% that everything in the bible is meant to be read in this way or that way, if there is a possibility of one person being wrong, there is a possibility of you being wrong...

Do you believe God is omnipotent? You'd better say yes, because that's what the Bible says. If God is omnipotent, it'd be nothing for Him to change the Bible so that His meaning is clear (True Christians™ believe that the KJV is quite clear about God's meaning, and thus does not need to be changed). Now, if you claim the Bible is unclear, that means:

1) God made it that way, and keeps it that way, so that nobody can understand it, and we ALL go to Hell because we are unable to follow His Commands.
2) God cannot change the Bible, which means He is not omnipotent, the Bible is a bunch of lies, and we ALL go to Hell because God has not communicated His wishes clearly.
3) God is not real.

Which of those statements do you agree with?

... And as I said before, you won't know until you make it to heaven or hell, so until then, try and be a little more open minded. because one, no one is perfect,...

Please see this thread: True Christians are Perfect!

...I made the mistake of coming here without reading the Bible...

You mean it's not a good idea to go swimming with sharks when you haven't even splashed around in the kiddie pool?

...and I have been thinking about reading for a very long time, but managing time between my friends, family, school, and my band isn't so easy to do, but I assure you when the summer begins, I'll start reading it.

You'd better hope Jesus doesn't kill you before then!

[i doesnt matter]

Re: God hates garrys mod

true, true

and as for the time for Jesus thing, Believe me Jesus is important to me, I go to church every Sunday and I attended CCD from 1st grade to 8th (thats where CCD stops at my church, not sure if its the same everywhere else)
But, I need to make money, that would be the band
I need to get an Education, so if the band doesn't work I have something to fall on
My friends, well yeah, not really more important than Jesus
Family, I love my family, but I could see where Jesus would be more important than that, but also, aren't we all children of God? (our father)
also, Music is pretty much my life, if it weren't for that I don't think I would be here right now.
So, the Band, School, and Jesus are my main priorities
the Band for a possibility of a decent profit, to support my family (that I hope to have, anyway)
School, if the Band doesn't work
and Jesus/The Bible, so that I'm confident I will make it to heaven

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: God hates garrys mod

I apologize, I was mad

so, the thing I see most in this whole website, is people who are not "true christians" (by the way, who are you to give yourself this privilege? have you talked to God in person?)

Read the Bible. Do all of what it says. That is a True Christian(tm).

Those who do not follow all of God's commands are NOT True Christians(tm). Those who disobey God in any of His commands will be condemned by Him to an eternity of torment in His Lake of Fire.

they show you a Bible verse, and you say that they're wrong because "oh well, that is the most misunderstood verse in the bible" when, how do you know?

Because we've seen literally thousands of idiots come on this forum and say, "The BIBLE SEZ NOT TO JUDGE, DUUUH!" And it doesn't. It warns against hypocritical judgment.

it brings me back to my original point, God helped his followers write the bible, a long time ago, and, we can't exactly be sure 100% that everything in the bible is meant to be read in this way or that way, if there is a possibility of one person being wrong, there is a possibility of you being wrong.

The Bible is God's Word, and the only objective and reliable way to know His Will.

For it to be incorrect, as you suggest above, at least one of the following would have to be the case:

God is not all-knowing, and doesn't know what it says.

God is not all-powerful, and can't fix what's wrong.

God knows it is wrong and can change it, but doesn't want to because He wants to confuse us so we all go to Hell. (In other words, God is evil.)

God doesn't exist.

Which of the above do you believe to be correct?

I made the mistake of coming here without reading the Bible, and I have been thinking about reading for a very long time, but managing time between my friends, family, school, and my band isn't so easy to do, but I assure you when the summer begins, I'll start reading it.

If your friends, family, school, and band are more important to you than Jesus, you are not worthy to be His disciple, and you will find your way to Hell.

But don't take my word for it. Ask Jesus:

Luke 14:26

If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Enjoy Hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God hates garrys mod

I apologize, I was mad

so, the thing I see most in this whole website, is people who are not "true christians" (by the way, who are you to give yourself this privilege? have you talked to God in person?) try to prove all of you wrong (Amen to that) and they show you a Bible verse, and you say that they're wrong because "oh well, that is the most misunderstood verse in the bible" when, how do you know? it brings me back to my original point, God helped his followers write the bible, a long time ago, and, we can't exactly be sure 100% that everything in the bible is meant to be read in this way or that way, if there is a possibility of one person being wrong, there is a possibility of you being wrong. And as I said before, you won't know until you make it to heaven or hell, so until then, try and be a little more open minded. because one, no one is perfect, so yeah, maybe you've made a mistake, it's possible, just like I made the mistake of coming here without reading the Bible, and I have been thinking about reading for a very long time, but managing time between my friends, family, school, and my band isn't so easy to do, but I assure you when the summer begins, I'll start reading it.

Praise Jesus, it sounds like the Holy Ghost is cleaning the demons out of your rectum even now. The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independent Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread called "Bible in a Year" going HERE.

I'm Praying for you, heathen.

[i doesnt matter]

Re: God hates garrys mod

I apologize, I was mad

so, the thing I see most in this whole website, is people who are not "true christians" (by the way, who are you to give yourself this privilege? have you talked to God in person?) try to prove all of you wrong (Amen to that) and they show you a Bible verse, and you say that they're wrong because "oh well, that is the most misunderstood verse in the bible" when, how do you know? it brings me back to my original point, God helped his followers write the bible, a long time ago, and, we can't exactly be sure 100% that everything in the bible is meant to be read in this way or that way, if there is a possibility of one person being wrong, there is a possibility of you being wrong. And as I said before, you won't know until you make it to heaven or hell, so until then, try and be a little more open minded. because one, no one is perfect, so yeah, maybe you've made a mistake, it's possible, just like I made the mistake of coming here without reading the Bible, and I have been thinking about reading for a very long time, but managing time between my friends, family, school, and my band isn't so easy to do, but I assure you when the summer begins, I'll start reading it.

[handmaiden]

Re: God hates garrys mod

Once again, I IMPLORE you to read the Bible. Read the words that are there in plain black and white.

To those who claim, "Jesus changed everything, all that Old Testament stuff doesn't apply anymore", well, what did Jesus actually say?

Matthew 5:18 "For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled" <<< that there is Jesus talking.

Who are you going to believe? Jesus Himself, or people who might be lying to you for their own nefarious purposes?

On the other hand, curiously, homosexual urges are NOT condemned anywhere (Old or New Testament). Rather, homosexual ACTS are. All your brother has to do is stop having gay sex. Easy, huh?



But you already ARE rebelling against Jesus and God, by denying what is clearly written in the Bible.

As for this bit of flim-flam from your c&p, "What the Bible specifies may not be what we think of as homosexual at all, partly at least because of the language differences and partly because people are different today.":

Do you believe God is omnipotent? You'd better say yes, because that's what the Bible says. If God is omnipotent, it'd be nothing for Him to change the Bible so that His meaning is clear (True Christians™ believe that the KJV is quite clear about God's meaning, and thus does not need to be changed). Now, if you claim the Bible is unclear, that means:

1) God made it that way, and keeps it that way, so that nobody can understand it, and we ALL go to Hell because we are unable to follow His Commands.
2) God cannot change the Bible, which means He is not omnipotent, the Bible is a bunch of lies, and we ALL go to Hell because God has not communicated His wishes clearly.
3) God is not real.

Which of those statements do you agree with?

Didymus, you know, of course, that I stand in direct opposition to you and all your loathsome, atheist ways. But I have to admire your clear understanding of what the Bible actually says, even if you refuse to believe that it is the directly revealed Word of the Almighty God of Abraham, Issac and Israel, who as the Bible also tells us, is also one with His Son, the Lord Jesus Christ.

Because you are not deluded about the true and oftentimes harsh nature of God's instruction for us, I hold out some hope for you. If you do not ever humble yourself before the Lord and accept His cleansing Blood Sacrifice and the Truth of His Word in its entirety, I will pray that when you are writhing in unbearable torment in eternity in Hell, that God in His mercy may at least give you a nice seat from which to view His followers enjoying themselves in Heaven while you suffer horribly forever.

I really don't understand why you are having a problem with this.

1) We know what God thinks because the Bible tells us.

2) The Bible tells us homosexuals should be killed (Leviticus 20:13). It is very clear that they should be killed.

So what we see is that God wants them killed.

Now, Leviticus set out statutes (laws) for people to keep if they love Him and want to go to Heaven.

James 2:10 then states that if you break any part of the law you break it ALL.

Therefor being gay (proscribed in Lev 20:13) is as bad as sexual abuse by father to daughter (proscribed in Lev 20:12).

It just so happens that secular people currently think being gay is fine but a father having sex with his daughter is not.

But the secular vogue should not matter to an honest Christian. No one said being a Christian is easy (I had great difficulty when I actually sat down and read the Bible).

I believe in God and it is an important and rewarding part of my life: but it is difficult in the face of people who believe that they are Christians when they really don't know the first thing about the nature of God.

The establishment just wants 'bums on seats' and will tell people what they want to hear to get them into church.

I believe this is dishonest. It is dishonest because people are being lied to about what it means to be a Christian: it is a hard road and people do come here and hate on us because we are honest in our beliefs and we don't shy from the literal meaning of the Bible.

The modern vicar will lie about God to keep his church full: that's wrong, it's deceptive and disrespectful.

I'm sorry for the long post but my faith is important to me and if I can save one person from going to Hell I believe I have fulfilled my purpose.

All the best

Brother Niles, you KNOW that I would never undertake to correct a Brother in Christ because I am a mere, weaker vessel of a female, easily deceived by Satan and charged by the Bible itself to hold no authority over a man such as yourself who was created in the image of God.

However, we all know how easily non True Christians can become confused on matters of doctrine, given how desperately they flip through the pages of the Bible to find exactly what they want to support their fuzzy, liberal ideals and then ignore all the 98 % of God's Word that offends their delicate sensibilities.

So, with that in mind, I will point out that WE, True Christians can not save anyone from going to Hell. It is Jesus, and Jesus alone, whose sinless Blood Sacrifice provides remission for our sins, who can save us from Hell. And it is God, Himself, who sends to Hell the people who refuse the gift of that cleansing Blood and refute His Holy Word and stand in rebellion against Him by denying His authority over their lives and behavior and either sinning all the live long day against Him or otherwise supporting or deluding those who go around doing things that are clearly spelled out as no-no's in the Bible.

I just don't want our readers to get the idea that we claim any authority ourselves over moral judgments and the eternal fate of anyone.

God says it in His Bible and confirms in that book over and over again His own authority and veracity. We just point the way to the truth and hope in our hearts that others will see it before it is too late.

(Or at least we hope that they will shut up already and stop trying to twist the Bible to support their own agendas.)


Matter-of Factly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Jedediah]

Re: God hates garrys mod

PHere's a verse for you:
Matthew 7:5 ESV
You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye.

And here's a link for you:
The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)

You judge people simply based off of what they do, which is defense of a game that is not anti-God, or judge homosexuality and people who partake in abortions.

James 4:11-12 ESV

Do not speak evil against one another, brothers. The one who speaks against a brother or judges his brother, speaks evil against the law and judges the law. But if you judge the law, you are not a doer of the law but a judge. There is only one lawgiver and judge, he who is able to save and to destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor?

How else are we to judge people, if not based on what they do? As True Christians™, it is our prerogative to judge righteous judgment (Leviticus 9:15, John 7:24).

As to your distortion of Scripture, try actually reading the entire Bible instead of simply cherry-picking the parts that suit your own vain sense of morality when you take them out of context. I suggest you read Pastor Will's sermon:
Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?

There does exist redeemed homosexuals. Please show me a verse that says homosexuality is wrong, that does directly show abhoration towards Homosexuality in it's entirety, and not a whole city where everyone had sex without concern.

If homosexuality was not wrong, why would Ex-Gays like myself have chosen to redeem ourselves? While true that we are all born into sin and persist in sin until being washed in the BLOOD of JESUS (I John 1:7), that is no excuse for those who still wallow in perversion and depredation.

As you have apparently never read beyond a few cherry-picked verses of Scripture, here are just a few verses condemning homosexuality.

Leviticus 18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Romans 1:25-28
Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

I Corinthians 6:9
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

I Timothy 1:9-10
Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Here's a link for you.

I don't listen to perverts. This is a Christian forum, not a place to promote sodomy.

But I forgive you, Papist. For wanton judging of individuals with no regard to what the Lord may think. I pray for you this day that you turn against your views of hate, and embrace everyone regardless of the hole they fill when they lay with their spouse.

Yes, because preaching the Gospel as given in the Holy Bible (KJV 1611) gives no indication of what the LORD may think.

Pro-tip: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners. So save your breath on getting right with Jesus instead of trying to justify your homosexual deathstyle choice.

P.S.: AIDS is Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, acquired by not only sexual acts, but the act of fluid exchange of any kind. As a phlebotomist, I could easily get AIDS from someone who squirms and the needle flies out of their arm and into mine. Would that make me a Godless sinner?

If God chose to infect you with Gay-Related Immunodeficiency, I'm sure He has His reasons. Who are we to question that? When we don't understand His ways, we may yet rejoice in His promises.