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This is what I hate about spending so much time over in the ornamental countries: They are always coming up with new ways of demonstrating public perversions. And now Coca-Cola has given them a new outlet! 
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God Damn Coca-Cola!
Isn't Hug Me the new president of North Korea (or somewhere like that)? Why has he had a Coke machine named after him?
YICGenesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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Yes, and CocaCola originally contained the drug cocaine, from whence it got it's name.
Christians! Just Say NO!
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Zeke, thank you for warning us about this gateway-to-robosex machine!
It's training people to get intimate with machines, and rewarding them for so doing. Disgusting.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: God Damn Coca-Cola!
Coca-Cola is a wholly owned subsiderary of the Mormon Church, which is was founded by Satan way back in 18-something or other. I don't know the exact date, I can't be troubled to look up those sorts of things. Especially when I'm dehydrated.
The point is that supporting Satan is wrong, as is sipping his cool, effervescent, refreshing beverages.
Parchedly Yours,
HandmaidenHis left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.Comment
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Actually if you followed any news channel EVER you would no that its KIn-jong-Il. He is the new leader of the completely oppresed and godless country of North Korea... before you try and make a joke get you facts starightOriginally posted by Noah Sole View PostA whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3Comment
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By perhaps noting that Kim Jong-Il died last year and was replaced by his son, Kim Jong-Un? Or knowing that no means know? Or that it's not its?Originally posted by FalseChristian7 View Post
I was already weeping for Christians like you with zero understanding of the Bible but who have access to young minds. Now I wail in dispair for retards like you with access to voting booths."Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).Comment
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You seem to know a lot about North Korea which prides itself on its secrecy and reclusiveness. That, along with your lack of basic English writing skills leads me to suspect that you are a commie sympathiser and infiltrator, and almost certainly a chink. You are masquerading (sorry - difficult word) as a False Christian to lure us into your sordid world of atheism and eating dogs.Originally posted by FalseChristian7 View Post
Clear off Ho Chi-Minh!!
All the bestGenesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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First Im Caucasian(sorry difficult word), second any mormon can look up the leader of any nation on google third im not here to debate against you just spreading the true facts where people make mistakes, Finally Im a Republican and where you got the idea I enjoy eating dogs came from nobody knows... I believe you would have to be pretty messed up to do something like that.Originally posted by Noah Sole View PostA whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3Comment
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Then why did you get it wrong? Are you not as clever as "any moron"?Originally posted by FalseChristian7 View Post
Kim Jong-Il is quite dead.
Wouldn't it make more sense for you to get the facts right before trying to correct others?third im not here to debate against you just spreading the true facts where people make mistakes,Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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1) That's an utter and total lie of no factual proportions. Coca-Cola is named because it has Coca leaves and Cola berries.Originally posted by SUV View PostYes, and CocaCola originally contained the drug cocaine, from whence it got it's name.
Christians! Just Say NO!
2) Yes, coca does PRODUCE cocaine, but there's a special conversion to be performed.
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Originally posted by Malice in Wonderland View Post
It's historically accurate n00b, go look it up. The original "Coke" had coke in it.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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