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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
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    Drug Addicted Negro Releases New Album....FROM THE GRAVE!

    THIS just in: A nigra who was so hopped up on the drugs that he once accidentally set his guitar on fire, so much of a drunkard that he died by choking to death on his own vomit, has just released a new rock album....FROM THE GRAVE!!



    Notice the title? "People, Hell and Angels" sounds like satan taunting Jesus TO HIS FACE!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    • Alphonse Alban
      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
       
      • Feb 2011
      • 5724
      #2
      Re: Drug Addicted Negro Releases New Album....FROM THE GRAVE!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      THIS just in: A nigra who was so hopped up on the drugs that he once accidentally set his guitar on fire, so much of a drunkard that he died by choking to death on his own vomit, has just released a new rock album....FROM THE GRAVE!!



      Notice the title? "People, Hell and Angels" sounds like satan taunting Jesus TO HIS FACE!
      Never heard of him. Then again, I don't even want to know all these hip hoppers.

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251
          #3
          Re: Drug Addicted Negro Releases New Album....FROM THE GRAVE!

          He should be arrested for impersonating a military officer.

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