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  • Peter Samwell
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2014
    • 7

    #856
    Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

    Originally posted by Thinks Design View Post
    You are so horrid. God loves eeryone, I know this in my heart. When the Designer made us all he ordered our estate in this life he did not send people to hell justy for disagreeing that what's called free will dont you even know that?

    When I think of god it think of a loving father not a psychopthic brute.

    Maybe you should have a little more love in your life.

    I will pray for you.
    As a start, you should know your proper place and not speak out against a Christian man.
    1 Corinthians 14:34-35
    Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.

    And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

    So basically, be silent, your mind is too weak and fragile to produce a coherent sentence. Women are emotionally fueled creatures and thus their only duties should be serving their man, serving God, caring for children and other household duties.
    It is obvious you have no Christian husband, otherwise you would know when to speak and how to speak. You are most probably in a lesbo relationship, further propagating your sin.

    Exodus 15:3
    The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.

    You make God out to be some sort of bleeding heart homo.

    Romans 1:18
    For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

    2 Kings 22:17
    Because they have forsaken me, and have burned incense unto other gods, that they might provoke me to anger with all the works of their hands; therefore my wrath shall be kindled against this place, and shall not be quenched.

    Don't pray for me, I know who you will really be praying to. You will be praying to Satan in some sick, twisted satanic ritual. You and your kind disgust me. You think you are a tool of the great deceiver huh? Well I can see through your charade, now begone foul spawn of Satan. Get behind me, I rebuke you.

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    • GOD=life
      WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 3263

      #857
      Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

      Originally posted by Thinks Design View Post
      I know this in my heart.
      You probably wear flip-flops too.

      A little explanation: Christianity has the word "Christ" in it for a reason. It refers to Jesus Christ. And His life and His words are explained thoroughly in the Bible. The KJV 1611 Bible to be exact.

      You might have noticed that this forum is not called "Harlot's Heart". It may be hard to swallow (although we might be surprised at what a harlot can physically swallow), but there are people whose entire world view does not revolve around your person.

      As True Christians, we choose to follow God and God's word. If we were to choose you and your words, we wouldn't be True Christians but we would be True Harlotians.

      I pray that I have cleared up the matter sufficiently.
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22
      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • FedoraWearingAtheist
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Mar 2015
        • 2

        #858
        Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

        I think that all so-called "emos" are extreme fags that should be turned to the lord himself! I think that they should stop emitting their faggotry in the form of their so-called music that doesn't even mention our lord and saviour jesus christs name!















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        • JokerSyndrome
          Unsaved trash
          • Jun 2015
          • 4

          #859
          Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

          Green day, man.
          They're clearly the biggest problem that the Anglo Christian community has ever faced.

          Oh. Wait.
          This isn't the Angled Christian community?
          Close enough.

          You may think I'm being a troll, but think again.

          Think again.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78551

            #860
            Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

            Originally posted by JokerSyndrome View Post
            Green day, man.
            They're clearly the biggest problem that the Anglo Christian community has ever faced.

            Oh. Wait.
            This isn't the Angled Christian community?
            Close enough.

            You may think I'm being a troll, but think again.

            Think again.
            Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

            And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

            I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • BethWilson
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Oct 2013
              • 65

              #861
              Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
              That doesn't make any sense...churches don't smoke.

              They do when Varg Vikernes sets fire to them

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              Amazing words from a very fascinating person

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              • Des
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2013
                • 2718

                #862
                Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

                Originally posted by BethWilson View Post
                They do when Varg Vikernes sets fire to them

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                Amazing words from a very fascinating person

                Ah yes, the murdering terrorist & satanic metal Emu 'musician' who went to prison in the Netherregions for burning churches and later fled to France where he almost single-handedly took over the country of serial-surrenderers with a couple of handguns. He is also clearly gay.


                That atheist LIEberal Demonicrats praise this abomination is PROOF of their infernal allegiance with satan.
                Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                • BethWilson
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Oct 2013
                  • 65

                  #863
                  Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

                  Originally posted by Des View Post
                  Ah yes, the murdering terrorist & satanic metal Emu 'musician' who went to prison in the Netherregions for burning churches and later fled to France where he almost single-handedly took over the country of serial-surrenderers with a couple of handguns. He is also clearly gay.


                  That atheist LIEberal Demonicrats praise this abomination is PROOF of their infernal allegiance with satan.
                  I don't think he is a terrorist. And all I know, he doesn't play black metal anymore. And I don't consider him emo. In my honest opinion, the style doesn't exist. They are scene kids. The people who you guys call emo kids, are scene kids. Metalheads, and Goths are not 'emo' even if they do the some of the same things.
                  Scene kids have the same style, are pretty much teenagers who'll grow out of it, listen to the same style of music as all of the people you guys consider emo.
                  Varg Vikernes is none of this. Neither is Per Yngve Ohlin, the deceased vocalist from Mayhem. I kindly ask you not to make disrespectful comments about him. You guys would consider him "emo" because he would cut himself, starve himself, had a fascination with death, wanted to look like a corpse, and committed suicide. One of the reasons he might have acted this way was because of this. Cotard Delusion.

                  "The Cotard delusion (also Cotard's Syndrome and Walking Corpse Syndrome) is a rare mental illness, in which the afflicted person holds the delusion that he or she is dead, either figuratively or literally; yet said delusion of negation is not a symptom essential to the syndrome proper."

                  I do believe that Per suffered from this, sadly.

                  Also if you want to make disrespectful comments about someone, try Euronymous! He's an [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR]. He should have never treated Per the way he did. I do believe that he definitely played a key role in Per's death, with encouraging him to hurt himself, and commit suicide. [IMPLIED NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR] Euronymous. He deserved what was coming to him.

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                  Have a good day, members of Landover Baptist Church!

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                  • Emoslut
                    Unsaved trash, obese, disease-ridden whore
                    • Jul 2015
                    • 7

                    #864
                    Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

                    If I had a choice between Jesus saving me or to continue to listen to MCR and other bands. I wouldn't even think twice. I accept Gerard Way as my lord and savior wholeheartedly
                    1 Samuel 15:23 “For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.”

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                    • Dr Laurence Niles
                      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                       
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 9063

                      #865
                      Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

                      Originally posted by Emoslut View Post
                      If I had a choice between Jesus saving me or to continue to listen to MCR and other bands. I wouldn't even think twice. I accept Gerard Way as my lord and savior wholeheartedly
                      Young man you do not know of what you speak: have you even read this thread?

                      Death metal bands like the My Chemical Romances literally tells people to do the Drugs and have three in a bed orgies

                      If there was a law it would be against it.

                      YIC
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78551

                        #866
                        Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

                        Originally posted by Emoslut View Post
                        If I had a choice between Jesus saving me or to continue to listen to MCR and other bands. I wouldn't even think twice. I accept Gerard Way as my lord and savior wholeheartedly
                        Well you do in fact have such a choice before you. Eternal life up in Heaven with Jesus is (possibly) available to you, if you just get on your knees and beg Him to fill you with the Holy Spirit.

                        If you choose to worship a pervert demon like Gerald Way, on the other hand, then you are condemning yourself to an eternity in hellfire, where you will be tortured in unspeakable ways without end and without mercy.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Emoslut
                          Unsaved trash, obese, disease-ridden whore
                          • Jul 2015
                          • 7

                          #867
                          Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Well you do in fact have such a choice before you. Eternal life up in Heaven with Jesus is (possibly) available to you, if you just get on your knees and beg Him to fill you with the Holy Spirit.

                          If you choose to worship a pervert demon like Gerald Way, on the other hand, then you are condemning yourself to an eternity in hellfire, where you will be tortured in unspeakable ways without end and without mercy.
                          Awesome!!
                          1 Samuel 15:23 “For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.”

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                          • Emoslut
                            Unsaved trash, obese, disease-ridden whore
                            • Jul 2015
                            • 7

                            #868
                            Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

                            Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                            Young man you do not know of what you speak: have you even read this thread?

                            Death metal bands like the My Chemical Romances literally tells people to do the Drugs and have three in a bed orgies

                            If there was a law it would be against it.

                            YIC
                            Apparently I'm a boy and MCR are death metal.
                            1 Samuel 15:23 “For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.”

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                            • BethWilson
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Oct 2013
                              • 65

                              #869
                              Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

                              How in the world is My Chemical Romance death metal?? O.O They're alternative rock, pop punk, and post-hardcore. I don't consider them emo though.
                              If you want death metal, heres death metal for you.

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                              Morbid-Wings of Funeral.

                              Pelle, why did you have to die
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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78551

                                #870
                                Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

                                Originally posted by Emoslut View Post
                                Awesome!!
                                Awesome? You think being killed by Jesus and sent down to hell is going to be AWESOME!??

                                Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

                                You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.

                                As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape you repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.

                                Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Savior the Lord Jesus Christ.

                                Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
                                Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.

                                Surrender you soul to Jesus and
                                JOIN US.

                                Praise Jesus!
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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