[Des]

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How in the world is My Chemical Romance death metal?? O.O They're alternative rock,

Alternative to what? Death is the alternative to life. Therefore, death metal.

pop

Yes, some guns make a popping sound when they kill people. Hence, death metal.

punk,

Punks kill. Death metal.

and post-hardcore.

Yep, after self-mutilation and whining about how unfair life is, they have hardcore gay sex and die of the AIDS. Death metal.

Pelle, why did you have to die

Because God hated him for playing a gay game called soccer and having the audacity to insult the greatest nation on earth, America, by claiming his game was the manly, American game called Football. Also because he was a death metal emu.

[Emoslut]

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Awesome? You think being killed by Jesus and sent down to hell is going to be AWESOME!??

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.

As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape you repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.

Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Savior the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.

Surrender you soul to Jesus and
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Praise Jesus!

You know you're making it sound better every single second.

[James Hutchins]

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You know you're making it sound better every single second.

I am not in the least bit surprised a cutter likes the idea of having their body shredded wit razor sharp talons.

Let me leave you with this:

Helpful hint from Heloise: "Sitting in a tub, cut along the tracks, not across. At least try and succeed at this"

[BethWilson]

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[QUOTE=Des;1151440]Alternative to what? Death is the alternative to life. Therefore, death metal.

No, alternative rock is a music genre. I'm not talking about them being an alternative to anything. My Chemical Romance has absolutely nothing to do with Death metal, or Metal in general. Try searching them up on Encyclopaedia Metallum. A website about metal music in general. But yeah, search them up, and nothing comes up, why?
BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT METAL.
Get that through your thick skulls.
My Chemical Romance may sing about death, but this doesn't mean that their death metal.



No, I'm talking about how they're pop-punk. POP-PUNK. Put those two words together.

And what a stupid stereotype.


And that is just very dumb of you to say that. I don't even consider MCR to be post-hardcore. Most of them suck. Also, if you want to know so much, a lot bands like Black Veil Brides, aren't even on the Encyclopaedia Metallum website. Yeah, goes to show how metal they are if they can't even make it on an amazing website like that.



You obviously never heard of him. Per never played soccer. He had no interest in sports. And it seems he hasn't said anything about America so. And yeeeeaaaahhhhh....Riiiiigggggghhhhttt......Soooooo o emmmmmmoooooooo
NOT.
More of a very fascinating and amazing vocalist <3

[Des]

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'alternative' cannot be a genre unless it is an alternative to something. So, what is it supposed to be an alternative to? Country? Jazz? Polka? Alternative to what?

Likewise, saying 'pop-punk' is nonsensical. I can only guess you have confused a musical genre with the novelty snack Pop Rocks.


As for Pele, he was born in Brazil, Mexico, and is considered to be the greatest gay kickball player ever. It comes as little surprise then that he got into the Death Metal Emu scene. I would whine and want to kill myself too if I were too much of a sissy-boy to play real football.

[WickedWitch]

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What an interesting username you have, ThisWorldWillBurn. I look forward to reading about what led you to choose it, along with a bit more information about yourself, in the Introduction Forum.

[Alexx]

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What an interesting username you have, ThisWorldWillBurn. I look forward to reading about what led you to choose it, along with a bit more information about yourself, in the Introduction Forum.

Nice to meet you! I will go check that out. thanks!

[Des]

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Nice to meet you! I will go check that out. thanks!

Careful now, young lady. I've been following your posts carefully, and you are already skating on satan's thin ice what with your comic book reading and your fascination with the demonic Dr Who (who? satan, that's who!)


If you start palling up to a devil loving witch when Exodus 22:18 tells you how you should feel about them, well, from there it is just a tiny step into the depths of hell! Rebuke the foul demon consorter, before its too late!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Announcement: (only if you didn't know about this)

some boring stuff deleted

It's not a question of whether we know, it's whether we care.

[Alexx]

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It's not a question of whether we know, it's whether we care.

I will have to hand it to you there, Joanna.

[Alexx]

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Careful now, young lady. I've been following your posts carefully, and you are already skating on satan's thin ice what with your comic book reading and your fascination with the demonic Dr Who.

If you start palling up to a devil loving witch when Exodus 22:18 tells you how you should feel about them, well, from there it is just a tiny step into the depths of hell! Rebuke the foul demon consorter, before its too late!

I simply enjoy the show's plot and enjoy the art style in comic books. I see someone who God gave a gift to. The gift of creativity. There is nothing wrong with being creative is there? That's why I'm gay!

[BethWilson]

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'alternative' cannot be a genre unless it is an alternative to something. So, what is it supposed to be an alternative to? Country? Jazz? Polka? Alternative to what?

Likewise, saying 'pop-punk' is nonsensical. I can only guess you have confused a musical genre with the novelty snack Pop Rocks.


As for Pele, he was born in Brazil, Mexico, and is considered to be the greatest gay kickball player ever. It comes as little surprise then that he got into the Death Metal Emu scene. I would whine and want to kill myself too if I were too much of a sissy-boy to play real football.

Alternative-rock. Not as an "alternative to something". Just that. Alternative as in music. There is such thing.

Well, it exists. :/ Thats how music is categorized.

He was born in Sweden, and never was into sports. Well, the metal scene accepted him for who he was. Metalheads and Scene kids are two different styles. They're not the same. Don't get them mixed up. He didn't whine about it actually. He was actually pretty open about his interests, especially him cutting himself. He wanted to see people's reactions to his blood and whatnot. Uh-huh. Yeah, throwing a knife at someone is veeeeerrrrryyyy sissy. Yes, he threw knives into the crowd at concerts to get rid of posers.

Oh, also before he moved to Norway he actually seems much more happier in pictures that we see him in when he's in Sweden. But in Norway, his depression grew worse. Heh, I would too. Not having money, food, a person who makes feel like crap and encourages you to keep cutting/kill yourself, not really having anywhere to go. He lived pretty much in the middle of nowhere for f*ck sake. Not knowing your way around in a whole new different country...its no wonder his mental state became worse.

[Des]

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Alternative-rock. Not as an "alternative to something". Just that. Alternative as in music. There is such thing.

Alternative as in music. So, alternative to not music. I see. Rather unimaginative of them, but I see.

He was born in Sweden, and never was into sports. Well, the metal scene accepted him for who he was. Metalheads and Scene kids are two different styles. They're not the same. Don't get them mixed up. He didn't whine about it actually. He was actually pretty open about his interests, especially him cutting himself. He wanted to see people's reactions to his blood and whatnot.

I know who the Mexican kickball star and sissy suicidal emo Goth Pele is. One of his whiny, talentless peers talked him into sucking a shotgun shell, then another sissy, talentless, God hating church burner killed that sissy. Typical crybaby emo Goths, the lot of them.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Here's someone else who had a “Romance” with chemicals..

[Wheniwasayoungboy]

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One of our members posted a video by Emo band My Chemical Romance, titled "Welcome to the Black Parade". Well, I thought it would be a jazzy little New Orleans style number, with plenty of brass instruments and dancing Negroes. I was wrong.

Instead, it's a bizarre death cult video, in which the band members use subliminal imagery to assert that their Emo death cult is actually OK with Jesus!

Observe what I saw on the guitarist's shoulder at 2:16 in the video!

CRISTIANS PISS ME OFF. MCR SAVED MY LIFE AND IM AN AITHIEST. God ain't real. MY USERNAME IS AN MCR REFERENCE. THAT VIDEO WAS NOT WHAT U THINK IT IS. THEY ARE NOT JUST A BAND. -THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER