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  • Dolores de Barriga
    Apparently not part of the domestic staff; suspected academic
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2014
    • 462

    #916
    Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

    Originally posted by magichicken View Post
    I'm honestly not sure.What exactly is the purpose of this forum?
    It is clearly spelled out by Miss Lizalor, Mr./Ms. Chicken. According to their own ontology, they are here to save you. This lovely community truly believes in God as described in the Holy Bible - which after all, is our only source of knowledge about Him. While the Holy Bible portrays God as a rather cruel individual, the Landover Baptists accept Him exactly as described in the Holy Bible and don't try to hide His character.

    That makes them the most honest group of Christians that I've ever encountered in my anthropological studies. Every other group that I've known lies about the contents of the Bible, making it look like God loves everyone - while the Bible clearly says that He doesn't, and two millenia of horrors committed in His name and therefore with His permission also show His true feelings towards humanity.

    While I personally don't agree with this lovely community's beliefs, I admire them for their honesty.

    Oh, I would love to have the faith that they have...! Instead, I just feel guilty about my own lack of belief. I'm afraid of Hell, but I just cannot force myself to believe in a benevolent God - for the reasons described above - and I cannot force myself to worship a cruel God...!
    John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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    • gothgerard
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Dec 2016
      • 1

      #917
      Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

      my chemical romance have prevented hundreds of people from hurting or killing themselves, including me. the lead singer is catholic. they may singing about some things that may be dark, but to really reach you, that is necessary. you should see the music video for helena. it's set entirely in a church.

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      • Elmer G. White
        Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
        Victim of atheist scientific persecution
         
        • Apr 2014
        • 10252

        #918
        Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

        Originally posted by gothgerard View Post
        my chemical romance ... the lead singer is catholic...
        Dear Mr. Gerard,

        Thank you for bringing this into our attention. We were aware that this musical ensemble was evil, but I was unaware that it was this depraved! Of course, as this group of mediocre musicians works for the Dark Side, it is no surprise that they're Catholics, the worst Cult ever!. These must be the people mentioned in the bestselling work by Jesus:

        2 Peter 2:1-2
        But there were false prophets [probably referring to this Catholic vocal group] also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction. And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of.

        Thank yo again. Now we know that we must be even more vigilant when dealing with this conglomeration of Satanic Sounds!




        Yours in Christ,

        Elmer
        2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        • MitzaLizalor
          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 14129

          #919
          Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

          Originally posted by gothgerard View Post
          video for helena
          video
          Are you suggesting that MCR could achieve what popes cannot? I knew the papists were into corpse worship but never thought they'd gone full zombie.

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          • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
            True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
             
            • Jul 2014
            • 8355

            #920
            Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

            Sister Mitza, I see that the lyrics of the song commemorate these people's feelings for their dead grandmama.

            My husband, who is some years older than I am, vaguely recalls hearing a similar song by a group of schoolchildren. As he points out, mawkish sentimentality seems to be a catholic thing.

            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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            • MitzaLizalor
              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 14129

              #921
              Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

              Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
              a similar song by a group of schoolchildren
              WOW! Nutters will believe anything!

              The singers were from St Winifred's it said so I wondered who she was supposed to be. And at the end of that they want her corpse (if there's anything left of it) to pray for them

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              • Our lady of snot
                Unsaved trash, mental midget
                • May 2017
                • 24

                #922
                Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

                Fuck you all mcr is amaazing but you wouldn't know cuz ur all idiot extremists

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                • Alvin Moss
                  Serving Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 4468

                  #923
                  Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

                  Originally posted by Our lady of sorrows View Post
                  piffle you all mcr is amaazing but you wouldn't know cuz ur all idiot extremists

                  I perceive that you are a product of the public schools. That is very sad, but at least you serve as a warning to those who would consider sending their youth to such a place for an education. Are you a papist, too, or just impressed by their lingo?
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                  • Our lady of snot
                    Unsaved trash, mental midget
                    • May 2017
                    • 24

                    #924
                    Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

                    Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                    I perceive that you are a product of the public schools. That is very sad, but at least you serve as a warning to those who would consider sending their youth to such a place for an education. Are you a papist, too, or just impressed by their lingo?
                    Uhmmmmm i went to a Catholic private school so shush. And really you extremist i dont believe you have listened to their music. They care about their fans. They dont support self harm or suicide or the devil(yeah they arent satanic AT ALL). So maybe before you reply to someone make sure you know what your talking about 😊

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                    • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                      True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                       
                      • Jul 2014
                      • 8355

                      #925
                      Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

                      Originally posted by Our lady of snot View Post
                      Uhmmmmm i went to a Catholic private school so shush.
                      And that, I'm afraid, did you no favors. They appear to have neglected to teach you capitalization of the first person singular pronoun, the use of the apostrophe, and the difference between your and you're. Never mind, who needs basic literacy skills? I expect you're a real whizz-kid with those old rosary beads!
                      Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                      • Our lady of snot
                        Unsaved trash, mental midget
                        • May 2017
                        • 24

                        #926
                        Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

                        Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                        And that, I'm afraid, did you no favors. They appear to have neglected to teach you capitalization of the first person singular pronoun, the use of the apostrophe, and the difference between your and you're. Never mind, who needs basic literacy skills? I expect you're a real whizz-kid with those old rosary beads!
                        Why is it necessary for you to correct me im trying to prove a point. Which you obviously can't do. Thats pretty sad Joanna. Get your life together

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                        • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                          True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                           
                          • Jul 2014
                          • 8355

                          #927
                          Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

                          Originally posted by Our lady of snot View Post
                          Why is it necessary for you to correct me im trying to prove a point.
                          What point is that, exactly, and how are you proving it?
                          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                          • Our lady of snot
                            Unsaved trash, mental midget
                            • May 2017
                            • 24

                            #928
                            Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

                            Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                            What point is that, exactly, and how are you proving it?
                            Im proving that my chemical tomance is not satanic and that emo people can be Christians. What are you proving? How bitchy you can be?

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23765

                              #929
                              Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

                              Originally posted by Our lady of snot View Post
                              Im proving that my chemical tomance is not satanic and that emo people can be Christians. What are you proving? How bitchy you can be?
                              All that Papist School Logic has me confounded. Can you simplify for me one thing dear? How does sassing back at your betters "prove" a group is not Satanic, despite all the evidence to the contrary?

                              And do please note your position in our friendly community:

                              Jesus
                              True Christian™ Pastors
                              True Christian™ Men <--- Alvin Moss
                              True Christian™ Women <--- Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                              Forum Memebers
                              Dogs
                              Weasels
                              Fleas
                              Unsaved Trash <--- You
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                                True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                                 
                                • Jul 2014
                                • 8355

                                #930
                                Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

                                Originally posted by Our lady of snot View Post
                                Im proving that my chemical tomance is not satanic and that emo people can be Christians. What are you proving? How bitchy you can be?
                                Okay, ignoring the childish abuse for the moment, what you said was this:


                                Originally posted by Our lady of snot View Post
                                Uhmmmmm i went to a Catholic private school so shush. And really you extremist i dont believe you have listened to their music. They care about their fans. They dont support self harm or suicide or the devil(yeah they arent satanic AT ALL). So maybe before you reply to someone make sure you know what your talking about 😊

                                That is merely your opinion, not proof. And Catholics are not Christians.
                                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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