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  • canuck
    Unsaved trash, drooling eskimo
    • Sep 2013
    • 6
    #16
    Re: What is twerking.

    Twerking is where one (usually a young gibbon) shakes her butt. The most common form is wall twerking, where the girl does a handstand and leans against the wall and shakes her butt.

    Miley Cyrus twerked during her VMA Performance.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • Alvin Moss
        Serving Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2013
        • 4468
        #17
        Re: What is twerking.

        Welcome then canuk.

        We would like to know more about you. We invite you to post an introduction in the introduction section.

        What Church do you attend? What is your favorite Bible verse? What type of revolver do you favor?
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • Russell Holbeck
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2012
            • 735
            #18
            Re: What is twerking.

            Hello Landover Baptist Church.

            There is a town in Louisiana that has made twerking illegal here is the story:

            "Twerking is a defiant act against Jesus and his teachings."

            I have not made a link before if I did it wrong please correct it. I am glad that people are starting to take action against this evil dancing.

            Thank you.

            Rusty

            P.S. I want to say again that I was not twerking I was trying to fix my underpants.
            Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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              • Joshua The Repentant
                Unsaved trash, repenting kike
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2013
                • 30
                #19
                Re: What is twerking.

                I hadn't known what twerking was either, but seeing the posts in this thread, it seems as if only Satan would approve of such an activity. Why would anybody shake their butt in the air to ask for sex?
                John 16:33


                "These things I have spoken unto you, that in me ye might have peace. In the world ye shall have tribulation: but be of good cheer; I have overcome the world."

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                  • Godfly
                    Descended from Rapes
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 1552
                    #20
                    Re: What is twerking.

                    I think tweaking is a gay sex act where the anus is stretched to the breaking point with two sets of forcepts.
                    Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                      • Alphonse Alban
                        Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                         
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 5724
                        #21
                        Re: What is twerking.

                        Originally posted by Russell Holbeck View Post
                        The colored girl who works for me she smells like coconuts she said oh daddy you got your twerking down cold even though it was not cold and I am not her father she is from the Caribbean.

                        I did not know what twerking meant so I asked her and she said oh daddy that is when you grind it like you don't mind it but the bench grinder is in my garage and I already told you I am not her father.

                        That twerking is a highly provocative move nigresses do when they are dancing. I think she was referring to that move. You can see it in action in this prime example video of twerking performed by lustful nigra temptresses. See the fierce thrusting action from side to side they are doing to the "beat" with their hips.

                        Warning! This following clip is highly sexual in nature, and may shock some viewers!

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                          • Sister Saffie
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2013
                            • 40
                            #22
                            Re: What is twerking.

                            Twerking is a disgusting "dance move" that involves jiggling of the buttocks. It is mostly done by fat white girls, hispanic girls and nigresses

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556
                                #23
                                Re: What is twerking.

                                Originally posted by Sister Saffie View Post
                                Twerking is a disgusting "dance move" that involves jiggling of the buttocks. It is mostly done by fat white girls, hispanic girls and nigresses
                                On the contrary, the queers are the ones that invented the revolting dance.

                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Faith_Machine
                                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Mar 2011
                                    • 10050
                                    #24
                                    Re: What is twerking.

                                    Rusty, are you sure it's such a good idea to have this girl working in your household?

                                    Could you please send me some pictures of her? And her contact info? I want to make sure of a few things.
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                                      • Pastor Ed Lowman
                                        Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                                        Always kind and loving
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2011
                                        • 1838
                                        #25
                                        Re: What is twerking.

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        On the contrary, the queers are the ones that invented the revolting dance.

                                        At 1:07 in, I upchucked all over my white living room carpet.

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                                          • Callisto
                                            WARNING: Canuckistani feminazi! Approach with caution!
                                            • Oct 2008
                                            • 174
                                            #26
                                            Re: What is twerking.

                                            What hath Miley Ray Cyrus loosed upon this world?

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                                              • Russell Holbeck
                                                True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Dec 2012
                                                • 735
                                                #27
                                                Re: What is twerking.

                                                Originally posted by Callisto View Post
                                                What hath Miley Ray Cyrus loosed upon this world?
                                                Hello Callisto.

                                                I just want to say again that Miley Ray Cyrus is not my daughter sorry for the confusion.

                                                Thank you.

                                                Rusty
                                                Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                                                  • Faith_Machine
                                                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Mar 2011
                                                    • 10050
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: What is twerking.

                                                    Originally posted by Callisto View Post
                                                    What hath Miley Ray Cyrus loosed upon this world?
                                                    Oh look, another white person who thinks Miley Cyrus invented twerking.

                                                    There are some Negroes I fellowship with, and they would like to have a word with you on the topic of cultural appropriation.
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                                                      • Callisto
                                                        WARNING: Canuckistani feminazi! Approach with caution!
                                                        • Oct 2008
                                                        • 174
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: What is twerking.

                                                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                        Oh look, another white person who thinks Miley Cyrus invented twerking.

                                                        There are some Negroes I fellowship with, and they would like to have a word with you on the topic of cultural appropriation.
                                                        No, Miley Ray Cyrus didn't invent twerking. What she did do was get the culture at large freaking out over it.

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                                                          • Faith_Machine
                                                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Mar 2011
                                                            • 10050
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: What is twerking.

                                                            Originally posted by Callisto View Post
                                                            No, Miley Ray Cyrus didn't invent twerking. What she did do was get the culture at large freaking out over it.
                                                            That's funny, because I seem to recall twerking being a huge problem long before Miley Cyrus brought shame upon herself at the VMA.
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