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  • Legalized Marijuana Death Toll Rises

    Well we all knew THIS would happen sooner or later. Jesus has smited the wicked dope-addicts on the first day they legalized the niggerweed. Glory!


    Marijuana Overdoses Kill 37 in Colorado On First Day of Legalization

    Colorado is reconsidering its decision to legalize recreational pot following the deaths of dozens due to marijuana overdoses.

    According to a report in the Rocky Mountain News, 37 people were killed across the state on January 1st, the first day the drug became legal for all adults to use. Several more are clinging onto life in local emergency rooms and are not expected to survive.

    "It's complete chaos here," says Dr. Jack Shepard, chef of surgery at St. Luke's Medical Center in Denver, "I've put five college students in body bags since breakfast and more are arriving every minute.

    "We are seeing cardiac arrests, hypospadias, acquired trimethylaminuria and multiple organ failures. By next week the death toll could go as high as 200, maybe 300. Someone needs to step in and stop this madness. My god, why did we legalize marijuana? What were we thinking?"

    Rainin' Fire in the Sky

    Colorado and Washington state approved the sale of marijuana for recreational use in November though statewide ballot measures. Under the new policies pot is legal for adult use, regulated like alcohol and heavily taxed.

    One of the principal arguments of legalization advocates was that cannabis has long been considered safer than alcohol and tobacco and was not thought not to cause overdose. But a brave minority tried to warn Coloradans of the drug's dangers.

    "We told everyone this would happen," says Peter Swindon, President and CEO of local brewer MolsonCoors, "Marijuana is a deadly hardcore drug that causes addiction and destroys lives.

    "When was the last time you heard of someone overdosing on beer? All these pro-marijuana groups should be ashamed of themselves. The victims' blood is on their hands."

    One of the those victims was 29-year-old Jesse Bruce Pinkman, a former methamphetamine dealer from Albuquerque who had recently moved to Boulder to establish a legal marijuana dispensary.

    Pinkman was partying with friends when he suffered several seizures and a massive heart attack which ultimately proved to be fatal. Toxicology reports revealed that marijuana was the only drug present in his system.

    "This is just a terrible tragedy," says his friend Peter, "Jesse was trying to go legit and now this happens? I guess drugs really are as dangerous as they say."

    Governor John Hickenlooper, who opposed the ballot initiative that legalized the drug, says he will call a special legislative session to try and overturn the new law.

    "We can't sit idly by and allow this slaughter to continue," he says.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Legalized Marijuana Deah Toll Rises

    Welp, time to ban Marijuana again.
    Less deaths for sure, glad I don't smoke
    Proverbs 6
    [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
    [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
    [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
    [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

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    • #3
      Re: Legalized Marijuana Death Toll Rises

      Don't you mean smoten? And nowhere in the bible does Jesus, or any other prophet for that matter, say anything against Marihuana or other hallucinogetic drugs, just let them have their fun. In the Netherlands, drug use actually declined when Marihuana was legalised and no noticable negative effects have been proven.

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        Re: Legalized Marijuana Death Toll Rises

        Originally posted by RighteousFury666 View Post
        Don't you mean smoten? And nowhere in the bible does Jesus, or any other prophet for that matter, say anything against Marihuana or other hallucinogetic drugs, just let them have their fun. In the Netherlands, drug use actually declined when Marihuana was legalised and no noticable negative effects have been proven.
        Go push your narcotics somewhere else, Guido.



        Where is your introductory thread?

        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
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        • #5
          Re: Legalized Marijuana Death Toll Rises

          Originally posted by RighteousFury666 View Post
          Don't you mean smoten?
          Smite, smote, smitten. Grammar Nazism is not working for you very well.

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            Re: Legalized Marijuana Death Toll Rises

            Originally posted by RighteousFury666 View Post
            no noticable negative effects have been proven.
            What? Having a bunch of French addicts invade your borders 24/7 is not "having no noticable effects".

            As that hellbound secular frenchie said: "Hell is other French people".
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              Re: Legalized Marijuana Death Toll Rises

              Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
              Smite, smote, smitten. Grammar Nazism is not working for you very well.
              Amen, Brother Alphonse!

              I love how some morally bankrupt God-torturing monster is going to waltz in here and try to correct one of our Pastors.
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              I Kings 7:23

              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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                Re: Legalized Marijuana Death Toll Rises

                That article is BS, Marijuana is a DOWNER and therefore it IS impossible to OD on it. I was a pothead before I turned my life to Christ. Smoked TONS of it in a single night, the only effects I had were the munchies.
                Judge not, Lest ye be Judged.

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                  Re: Legalized Marijuana Death Toll Rises

                  Originally posted by AngelClark View Post
                  That article is BS, Marijuana is a DOWNER and therefore it IS impossible to OD on it. I was a pothead before I turned my life to Christ. Smoked TONS of it in a single night, the only effects I had were the munchies.
                  The marihuana is classified as a hallucinogen. The plant is being bred for ever increasing potency too, not to mention the synthetic varieties now available at your local convenience stores which can be many times stronger still. It is no longer the relatively mild weed puffed by degenerate jazz musicians back in the 1930s.

                  It is causing people to go on psychotic rampages, experience permanent brain damage, and commune directly with Satan himself before suffering possible massive brain hemorrhage, stroke, heart failure, liver damage and persistent incontinence.
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                  I Kings 7:23

                  And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                  New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                  Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                  Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                  Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      Re: Legalized Marijuana Death Toll Rises

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                      I Kings 7:23

                      And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                      New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                      Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                      Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                      Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Legalized Marijuana Death Toll Rises

                        And the libtards said that Marijuana was harmless!

                        This seems like a self solving problem though. Only a godless libtard would inject marijuanas! Let them inject their marijuanas, and eventually they will all die off. The only problem is though they will bust into our homes, and poop on our floors and mastrubate on us! Which violates Genesis 38:9.

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                          Re: Legalized Marijuana Death Toll Rises

                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Legalized Marijuana Death Toll Rises

                            There's only one drug that is truly harmless liberals, and its called the KJV 1611 Holy Bible.

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                              Re: Legalized Marijuana Death Toll Rises

                              There is a silver lining of legalized marijuana. Most of the people who would engage in drug use are liberal bums, not Republicans. Thus, enabling illegal drugs, while it will increase crime, and make liberals even more useless and destructive than they already are (if that is possible), it will, eventually, kill them.

                              With less liberals alive, that means more people voting Republican. Liberals are like children demanding the right to play in the street, only to be struck by a car a few days later.

                              Enduring liberal drug addicts for a few years might be worth it if it kills them off in time for the 2016 Presidential election. So do not give up hope. While Obama and liberal drug addicts meant this for bad, God may still find a way to turn it around for good.
                              Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.

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