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  • The NFL has officially turned gay.

    In these end times, we find that the words of the Holy Bible are more and more true now than ever.
    We see it everyday in the liberal Jew controlled media. This worshiping and applauding the bravery of perverts and the godless.
    This homo-sepsis has even seeped into the core of its most manly and warrior sport of all. The NFL.




    This nancy boy named Michael Sam has not only announced he will enter the 2014 draft, but he is planning on turning American Football into a gay cruising spa.


    Sam clearing looking forward to the locker room after party.

    The fact that he is black and gay makes you wonder just how swishy he is. Are we talking makeup, wigs, lipstick and scarves here? Does he ride on the back of his boyfriend's Vespa to practice?

    Has the American locker room changed so much since I was in High School? We would have beaten him straight early on and made sure he never played back in the Freehold academy days. I just can't imagine his coaches wouldn't have pulled him aside and told him to quit prancing around.

    I would ask where was his father in all this, but well....you know.

    Think of the issues with having this guy on your team.
    No one is going to want to shower with him. As a manly man who oozes testosterone through his every pour, I don't like the idea of him staring at my perfectly toned back and buttocks. The thought of him leering at me wishing he could kiss the base of my spine while he gives me a massage: It positively makes me sick!

    Of course, we should have seen this coming. The Trojan Horse for this state of affairs was once they started forcing the players to wear pink.



    Maybe the Dolphins could take this sissy in the 7th round or something. At least they have Richie Incognito who may be able to lend a hand to this young struggling homo.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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    Re: The NFL has officially turned gay.

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    The fact that he is black and gay makes you wonder just how swishy he is. Are we talking makeup, wigs, lipstick and scarves here? Does he ride on the back of his boyfriend's Vespa to practice?
    I am certain he likes the vibrations of said Vespa in dirty and sinful ways. I am sure all black people, essentially being unsaved savages, tend to hump anything with a hole. This is why I teached my children to never accept drinks from black people as drinks have holes as well. Unfortunately not only all blacks in the NFL are gay, even some whites are. They no doubt got infected with the gay by all those blacks. Fortunately Brother Wash O'Hanley compiled a list to warn our innocent children: Homosexuals in the NFL - A Comprehensive List of Gay Players.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      Re: The NFL has officially turned gay.

      He has two first names, and the second one is shorter than the first. How could he not be queer?
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        Re: The NFL has officially turned gay.

        Can you imagine how expensive contracts for homer football players are going to be? They are going to want to play football in drag.

        Stilettos don't come cheap.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          Re: The NFL has officially turned gay.

          Being a woman, I know very little about football other than I am supposed to have Father's snacks ready before the game, during the game, and after the game. When Daddy read about this, he uttered something about the NFL would now mean the National Fag League. He suggested a name change to the Unnatural Feelings League, and vowed to never watch the sport again.

          Think how much more time I'll have to sew and cook and clean next football season! It's glorious.

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            Re: The NFL has officially turned gay.

            Great. Now it's going to be a "hate crime" not to cheer for this boy's team.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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