[Alphonse Alban]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Can I vape safe using this device or this also will make me gay?

It does not matter in what kind of shape you imagine penis to be. Vaping is still not only gateway drug to gaysexuality, it is also extremely dangerous.

[JohnnyBravo]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Here is an extensive list of phallic shaped foods we would not dare eat as it might cause us to turn gay.

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Are f serious?! You all are thinking that eating something phallic will turn you to a gay? And what, when female eats something phallic it will transform her to a hooker and teleport to the corner to suck *profanities removed*? Probably you females are avoiding peaches and other *profanities removed* look fruits because it will make you a dyke? Maybe you also don't smell roses because it looks like *profanities removed* and it's not safe?
Back to the vaping. You know, we have something called boxes.



Can I vape safe using this device or this also will make me gay? Probably yes, I will became gay, but I only will want to suck fat guys *profanities removed*...

We all will make a bbq in hell, vapers for using phallic objects, and you for you enormous stupidity...

Vape on, *profanities removed*!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Hello. I really don't know what I'm doing here but... I'm from Poland and I'm on polish forum about e-ciggaretes - and your page is now really popular on that forum But not beacuse you're really inteligent or you have right, noooo...
Why e-cigarretes are so bad? Beacuse of shape? You don't say you never eat a banana - you so a infidel!! If you say "you're doing this! you're so hated by the god!". Yeeeep, and what?
Maybe please your god to take a opposite about this I'll be waiting.

Hello there friend,

We True Christians probably would not eat a banana.

Here is an extensive list of phallic shaped foods we would not dare eat as it might cause us to turn gay.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=28755

Please do your research before posting things about us. Assuming things often sends people to .

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

You really belive in that - if you put any little plastic thing (it really doesn't look like a penis ) in your mouth it's wrong? But smoking "really" cigarettes is ok? But if on the really cigarrete someone draw a penis?

You are probably and understandably used to seeing those disgusting uncircumsized eurowankers.

A Godly circumcision will fix that aardvark in your pants.

Genesis 17:10 This is my covenant, which ye shall keep, between me and you and thy seed after thee; Every man child among you shall be circumcised.

[Jedediah]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Why e-cigarretes are so bad? Beacuse of shape? You don't say you never eat a banana - you so a infidel!!

Eating bananas is not explicitly forbidden in the Holy Bible, and for some people it's not a problem. However, objects with such shapes can operate as a "trigger" for Ex-Gays like myself if they get anywhere near our mouths.

I personally love the taste of bananas. I love their texture and how it contrasts with my cornflakes. I love the extra dose of potassium in the morning. I enjoy their festive coloration. But the last time I peeled and ate a banana as-is, I entered into a homosexural delirium, or "fugue state." Fortunately, my wife noticed what was happening and immediately called the Pastors.

I was 45 miles down I-35 in the Buick, on my way to sit in a glory-hole at a well-trafficked gay cruising rest stop before they caught up with me, used the PIT maneuver to immobilize my vehicle, busted through the window and tasered me, put me in restraints, and took me back to the church, where I immediately underwent a refresher session of the Ex-Gay treatment that cured me in the first place - intense focused prayer sessions, aversion therapy, sitting in the Pastor's lap and pretending he is the father I never had, beating up a pillow with a tennis racket and pretending it is my mom, reading the Bible, etc. It was a close call. I came much too close to backsliding into backsides, all over a single banana.

But now I have my wife chop them up into little cubes beforehand, so all is well. Praise Jesus.

[Wide-Open]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

And when you are done reading that, can you explain this?

[Wide-Open]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

I'm just trying to understand WHERE DID YOU SEE THIS BIG PROBLEM?
In a few senteces - please?

I have summarized it for you here.

[James Hutchins]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

I'm just trying to understand WHERE DID YOU SEE THIS BIG PROBLEM?
In a few senteces - please?

Friend, size is a relative thing.

Answer this, do you and all your male friends really enjoy orally pleasuring each other? Do you really enjoy a good sucking?

[Nicholas Smith]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

I'm just trying to understand WHERE DID YOU SEE THIS BIG PROBLEM?
In a few senteces - please?

Of course you want a few sentences, obviously you are too braindead to understand the thread. Vaping=Homosexuality/Effeminacy, so it is condemned: 1 Corinthians 6:9

[koala]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

I'm just trying to understand WHERE DID YOU SEE THIS BIG PROBLEM?
In a few senteces - please?

[James Hutchins]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Friend I suppose it's possible to draw a penis on a real cigarette, but why on earth would someone do that?

You vapers really are a weird bunch, I tell you. Do you steal cigarettes from your friends, draw little penises (penii? ) on them, and put them back? If so you clearly have too much time (and not enough Jesus) on your hands.

I'll add, I suspect he has too much (you-know-what) on his hands too. You just know how they are!

[James Hutchins]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

You really belive in that - if you put any little plastic thing (it really doesn't look like a penis ) in your mouth it's wrong? But smoking "really" cigarettes is ok? But if on the really cigarrete someone draw a penis?

Sorry friend, perhaps it is the drug you are suckling on but your comment was not intelligible and I'd hate to respond incorrectly. Perhaps when you are done gargling a man's nut-sack secretions you could try again.

While you are digesting this, please spend a moment show me where in the Bible God tells us He wants us to live in a homo-aroused state. I'll tell you, I looked and I'll be darned that I cound not find a single verse of praise.

[Wide-Open]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

But if on the really cigarrete someone draw a penis?

Friend I suppose it's possible to draw a penis on a real cigarette, but why on earth would someone do that?

You vapers really are a weird bunch, I tell you. Do you steal cigarettes from your friends, draw little penises (penii? ) on them, and put them back? If so you clearly have too much time (and not enough Jesus) on your hands.

[Nicholas Smith]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

You really belive in that - if you put any little plastic thing (it really doesn't look like a penis ) in your mouth it's wrong? But smoking "really" cigarettes is ok? But if on the really cigarrete someone draw a penis?

Show me a penis shaped cigarette and I'll show you a flying pig. Smoking is manlier for obvious reasons too! Don't be pussies, aka effeminate, because that vaping thing is obviously for pussies. 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 NOR THE EFFEMINATE! Is this good enough for you? Also the penis smoking thing is homosexuality, which is condemned in the same verse and many many more.

[koala]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

You really belive in that - if you put any little plastic thing (it really doesn't look like a penis ) in your mouth it's wrong? But smoking "really" cigarettes is ok? But if on the really cigarrete someone draw a penis?