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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

    Originally posted by seriouslymormons View Post
    ...Thank GOD!
    What god would that be?

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  • Wide-Open
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    Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

    Indeed Brother. Vaping clearly destroys the brain as well as the heart.

    Oh, and you can talk about "the GLBT community" all you want, but it's still just a bunch of hellbound queers.

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  • seriouslymormons
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    Oh yeah, Mormons... though I said ANOTHER word starting with an M. Your own Christian hypocritical site changed it. Though you probably don't know just how censored you truly are.


    And, I was this angry before vaping. You know why? Because of this kind of ignorance. You are judging things you don't know anything about.


    Delusion. Let's talk about delusion. The Bible. Written over many, many years, by many, many people, translated into many, many languages. Stories about men surviving being eaten alive by whales. Men surviving a lion's den filled with hungry lions. A boat large enough to fit every type of animal, built in a short amount of time, by few people. I can be just as delusional. Let me look on my bookshelf. Oh hey, a Stephen King book. Well, you know THAT book is true. Why? Because I say so.

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

    Originally posted by seriouslymormons View Post
    WOW! WAY TO CENSOR MY OWN MESSAGE! GOOD GOING, CHRISTIANS.
    Sorry, but I had to take away those midgets. It was almost porn already, and what's with those reindeer!!?? This is a family friendly forum after all.

    Anyway, sorry if telling the truth about vaping is too much to your gaysexual self, but please remain civil. We are Christians, not mormons.

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  • seriouslymormons
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    Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

    Under my username, which is NOT what my user name was supposed to be:

    "Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation"

    You are damn right that I am not like you. Thank GOD!

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  • John Creeser
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    Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

    Well, as you can see kids, vaping obviously leads to bouts of uncontrolled anger and delusions. This guy thinks we are Mormons - HELLO? Landover BAPTIST Church.

    Wow!

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  • seriouslymormons
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    Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

    WOW! WAY TO PROMOTE MY OWN MESSAGE! GOOD GOING, CHRISTIANS.

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  • seriouslymormons
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    Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

    Are you guys piffleing kidding me?


    Your own rules contradict what you mormons are saying.


    "Forum Rules
    By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws.
    The owners of The Landover Baptist Church Forum reserve the right to remove, edit, move or close any thread for any reason."


    You are the ones posting obscene photographs.
    You are the ones being vulgar talking about how an alternate use of nicotine is caused by SATAN, while cigarettes, which CAUSE CANCER and are KNOWN to cause cancer, are safe and god approves? What is WRONG with you people?
    "Diabolical gay cigarettes," REALLY? REALLY? All you people are condemning the GLBT community! You are not following your god's "laws!" What about loving one another? You guys are terrible human beings who DESERVE to burn in YOUR hell.
    HATEFUL, HATEFUL, HATEFUL people!


    You violate your own rules and you are the right to delete anything, as I am sure you will delete this. Why? Because all you want on your precious discriminating forum are people who agree with you.


    HYPOCRITES!


    You should be ashamed of yourselves. *link to strange film with midgets deleted* Stupid idiot homophobic *censored*
    Last edited by Alphonse Alban; 02-27-2014, 11:31 PM. Reason: Keeping it clean for Jesus.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

    Originally posted by Gregster View Post
    I read that book of fiction when I was a child and I never liked it. Crap ending as well. I also have it on good authority that the real character, Jesus was himself a 'Vaper'. Proof to follow.
    Right... Jesus got Himself a E-Cig at the local bodega .

    What is your proof, the reciept?

    Friend, just because you are damned to Hell does not mean God is not real.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

    Originally posted by Gregster View Post
    I read that book of fiction when I was a child and I never liked it...
    Time to read it again, if your memory is so poor that you have ask people what it says.

    ...Crap ending as well. I also have it on good authority that the real character, Jesus was himself a 'Vaper'. Proof to follow.
    As any "proof" of what Jesus was or wasn't would also necessarily entail proof that Jesus was real in the first place, put up or shut up.

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  • Gregster
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    Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Crazy idea: instead of asking people what the Bible says (as their answer will ALWAYS be tainted by their own agenda/bias), READ IT YOURSELF.

    Start here: http://biblehub.com/kjv/

    Two books a day (about an hour's worth of reading), and you'll be done in a bit more than a month. Take notes and we'll discuss.
    I read that book of fiction when I was a child and I never liked it. Crap ending as well. I also have it on good authority that the fictional character, Jesus was himself a 'Vaper'. Proof to follow.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

    Originally posted by Gregster View Post
    Thanks but didn't Ham rape his drunken Father, Noah while he slept?
    Crazy idea: instead of asking people what the Bible says (as their answer will ALWAYS be tainted by their own agenda/bias), READ IT YOURSELF.

    Start here: http://biblehub.com/kjv/

    Two books a day (about an hour's worth of reading), and you'll be done in a bit more than a month. Take notes and we'll discuss.

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  • Gregster
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    Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Can you find anything against it in the Bible?



    Search function is your friend:

    Where did the races come from? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10696
    Thanks but didn't Ham rape his drunken Father, Noah while he slept?

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

    Originally posted by Gregster View Post
    Adam and Eve were the first and if this is so the case, that makes us all hicks, as we are all from the same genes. Inbreeding is acceptable to you friends?...
    Can you find anything against it in the Bible?

    ...Where did our Black/Asian/French brothers and Sisters come from?
    Search function is your friend:

    Where did the races come from? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10696

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

    Originally posted by Gregster View Post
    Adam and Eve were the first and if this is so the case, that makes us all hicks, as we are all from the same genes. Inbreeding is acceptable to you friends?

    Where did our Black/Asian/French brothers and Sisters come from?
    Adam and Eve were the first but later, everyone drowned. It is in the Bible. You should read it!

    I have no Black/Asian/French brothers and Sisters. I have American ones. I do have 'employees', if that is what you meant. I can subcontract, if you need one.

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