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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: What causes homerism?

    Originally posted by Sister Sarah View Post

    I can't find advice like that anywhere in the Bible! You don't read KJV 1411, do you? You're probably reading one of these liberal, feminazi, feel-good Bibles, don't you? Satan spawn!
    And yet we have yet to see you post even a single verse from that Blessed Book.

    I'm going to ask the DOF to run an in-depth background check on you. I strongly suspect that you are a joo or some other kind of mocker.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Ahimaaz Smith
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 2549

      #17
      Re: What causes homerism?

      Originally posted by Bama_Girl View Post
      While I am not gay and don't approve of it, I still think "to each his own". Live and let live and any number of other sayings that mean the same thing.
      God destroys entire cities for having a live and let live toward sodomites. See Genesis 19 for the story of Sodom and Gamorrah. And God doesn't just slay the guilty, so if you're straight and have homos in your community, you could be next. Better to play it safe, I say, and convert or castrate the homosexuals--their choice which.

      Originally posted by Sister Sarah View Post
      When "who they really are" is sinful, evil and disgusting, they should feel ashamed!.... You don't read KJV 1411, do you? You're probably reading one of these liberal, feminazi, feel-good Bibles, don't you? Satan spawn!
      Excellent point about how the homos should feel ashamed, Sister Sarah, but, since the first (and only good!) version of KJV was issued in 1611, I doubt that anyone has been reading the KJV1411.

      Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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      • Sister Sarah
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        • Sep 2008
        • 30

        #18
        Re: What causes homerism?

        Originally posted by Ahimaaz Smith View Post
        Excellent point about how the homos should feel ashamed, Sister Sarah, but, since the first (and only good!) version of KJV was issued in 1611, I doubt that anyone has been reading the KJV1411.
        Oh, dear, Jesus save me!

        Satan grabbed my finger and caused it to slip to the wrong number!

        I'll have to remember to be extra generous when I tithe!

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        • Bama_Girl
          Damnable Atheist Feminazi
           
          • Nov 2006
          • 58

          #19
          Re: What causes homerism?

          You're a baptist. Simply asking for forgiveness should be plenty. It is the catholics that have to ask forgiveness for every single tiny little insignificant thing they do wrong. Baptists simply say "forgive me my sins" and ~POOF!!~ all is forgiven. It's magic.

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          • Sister Sarah
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            • Sep 2008
            • 30

            #20
            Re: What causes homerism?

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            And yet we have yet to see you post even a single verse from that Blessed Book.

            I'm going to ask the DOF to run an in-depth background check on you. I strongly suspect that you are a joo or some other kind of mocker.
            Yes, I can understand why you would suspect a person. The Bible does warn of decievers:

            "And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever." (Revelation 20:10)

            Honestly, I had never really read the Bible much myself because me, being a lowly woman, couldn't possibly understand it and simply trusted my man to tell me what to do with guidance from Jesus. Sadly, my husband decided he wants to be a Godless homer, so I am forced to read the Bible myself to find a way to save his soul!

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            • Sister Rebecca
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 390

              #21
              Re: What causes homerism?

              Your name should be "Sister Sarah Brown-nose".
              Jesus is watching you masturbate.

              Nunquam concumbo dutch puellus intra clunis.

              numquam futuis, puer Batavica ad te asinus praesepe

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