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  • Old Iron Crotch
    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
    • May 2007
    • 3056

    #16
    Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
    You like your so-called man to look like THAT??

    May the Lord have mercy on your tormental Soul.
    Tim Curry is a hottie. But my husband only dons costumes and makeup for Halloween and stage plays.
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #17
      Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

      Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
      Ny husband only dons costumes and makeup for Halloween and stage plays.
      That's supposed to make it better, somehow?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • SayvedByTheLord
        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
        True Christian™
        • May 2007
        • 3151

        #18
        Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

        All you Ladies of Landover® are finding some really weird stuff. Shouldn't you be cooking or baking ?

        YIC,
        Sayved


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2026
          • 15118

          #19
          Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

          Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
          All you Ladies of Landover® are finding some really weird stuff. Shouldn't you be cooking or baking ?

          YIC,
          Sayved
          We have to keep our eyes and ears open for this kind of behavior.
          Homerism can occur in the most unexpected of places, and let's face it, these days you get men's Tallywackers thrust in your face all the time.
          It's a disgrace.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #20
            Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

            Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
            Tim Curry is a hottie.
            You find that one to be, as you so charmingly put it, a "hottie"? Then again, why should any sort of depravity coming from you surprise me anymore?
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            • Jimmy-Roy Stewart
              Tin Tither
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2008
              • 234

              #21
              Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

              Youd' never see me wearing none of that im' a real man and dress the part i dont' have to dress fancy for my job in the summer when its' hot i sometimes just wear cutoffs and work boots sometimes when the man of the house is their hell' keep an eye on me like i was going to steal something from him but im' a christian and would never do that.

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              • Glendora Christianson
                Spiritual Mother of LBC
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2329

                #22
                Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                Sister Thumper, I am concerned that this mantyhose thingy is a gateway for much worse sins!
                Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15708

                  #23
                  Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

                  Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                  Sister Thumper, I am concerned that this mantyhose thingy is a gateway for much worse sins!
                  Oh Dear LORD Momma G that was HORRID!!!!



                  I wish I didn't click on that.
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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #24
                    Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

                    I thought this was a family oriented forum.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • JennyD
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Sweet Placid Sister
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 9567

                      #25
                      Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

                      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                      Homerism can occur in the most unexpected of places, and let's face it, these days you get men's Tallywackers thrust in your face all the time.

                      It's a disgrace.
                      AMEN, Sister Talitha!

                      Why, it's getting so I hardly dare to open my mouth (without a fan in front of it) outside church anymore if there are men around . . . a random tallywhacker might pop up at any moment!!
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                      • ExGay Alex
                        Helping boys become upright model citizens
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2008
                        • 1295

                        #26
                        Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

                        It's sick, and even before Jesus cured me of homersism, I wouldn't have been caught in anything like this. It's hard to imagine what I would do if either of these two showed up at my house.
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                        "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                        • Old Iron Crotch
                          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                          • May 2007
                          • 3056

                          #27
                          Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

                          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                          these days you get men's Tallywackers thrust in your face all the time.
                          It's a disgrace.

                          Perhaps you should spend less time on your knees...
                          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2026
                            • 15118

                            #28
                            Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

                            Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                            Perhaps you should spend less time on your knees...
                            On the contrary my Dear Iron Crotch. I should be spending far MORE time on my Knees giving PRAISE to our Lord and Savior.
                            Jesus fills me with his Love each and every time I go down before HIM

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                            • Brother Terrence
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 103

                              #29
                              Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

                              we should maybe take up a collection to purchase several pairs of these mantyhose. you know, for, um, investigative reasons.
                              DO NOT ask questions! Just tithe. A LOT!

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                              • Old Iron Crotch
                                SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                                • May 2007
                                • 3056

                                #30
                                Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

                                Originally posted by Brother Terrence View Post
                                we should maybe take up a collection to purchase several pairs of these mantyhose. you know, for, um, investigative reasons.

                                "Investigation" - is that what you're calling it now?
                                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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