[Old Iron Crotch]

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You have really got the hots for OMH Crotch. He has told you repeatedly he does not dance.

Old Man Hatchet disgusts me. I am married to the only man for wehom I have the hots. And he takes me dancing.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Old Man Hatchet disgusts me.

We know what they say about love and hate.

I am married to the only man for wehom I have the hots.

You mean your husband is that abomination whose photo you posted earlier?

And he takes me dancing.

Letting you be his fag hag at the gay bar != taking you dancing.

[Juliette]

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Old Man Hatchet disgusts me. I am married to the only man for wehom I have the hots. And he takes me dancing.

Good for you. I hope he's a True Christian and that both of you are married in a True Christian way.

Otherwise Hell (or AustrHellia) may be waiting for you anyway.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Old Man Hatchet disgusts me. I am married to the only man for wehom I have the hots. And he takes me dancing.

I have a hard time envisioning Mr. Iron Crotch cutting the rug or that you actually let him out of the basement.

Poor Mr. OIC.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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We know what they say about love and hate.

Pray tell.

You mean your husband is that abomination whose photo you posted earlier?

No -Tim Curry is pretty, but Ihave no desire to sleep with him.

Letting you be his fag hag at the gay bar != taking you dancing.

He's all straight.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Good for you. I hope he's a True Christian and that both of you are married in a True Christian way.

Otherwise Hell (or AustrHellia) may be waiting for you anyway.

Neither of us is Christian, and our wedding was a Pagan ceremony. We are married in the eyes of our gods and according to the laws of the state of Louisiana. Those are the only entities whose approval we need.

[Juliette]

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Neither of us is Christian, and our wedding was a Pagan ceremony. We are married in the eyes of our godS and according to the laws of the state of Louisiana. Those are the only entities whose approval we need.

godS. Listen heathen.


1st Samuel 15:23 For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.

I have now idea what false cult you obey but this wil not help you.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Neither of us is Christian, and our wedding was a Pagan ceremony. We are married in the eyes of our gods and according to the laws of the state of Louisiana. Those are the only entities whose approval we need.

Aww, good for you. It's great how those who aren't xtian have more and more rights these days. Let's just hope that wretched bloodsucking hag Palin gets nowhere near the Presidency.

I wouldn't keep denying the OMH thing if I were you. It seems the more you do, the more they'll think you really do have a thing for him! Bobby Joe and Remy seem to think the same thing about me (ie, that, for some unfathomable reason, they seem to believe I fancy them).

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Aww, good for you. It's great how those who aren't xtian have more and more rights these days. Let's just hope that wretched bloodsucking hag Palin gets nowhere near the Presidency.

I wouldn't keep denying the OMH thing if I were you. It seems the more you do, the more they'll think you really do have a thing for him! Bobby Joe and Remy seem to think the same thing about me (ie, that, for some unfathomable reason, they seem to believe I fancy them).

Do I need to share my bottle of hemlock with you?

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

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I wouldn't keep denying the OMH thing if I were you. It seems the more you do, the more they'll think you really do have a thing for him! Bobby Joe and Remy seem to think the same thing about me (ie, that, for some unfathomable reason, they seem to believe I fancy them).

They're full of misconceptions here. I've only been here a couple of days and, first, they all thought I'm a lesbian. Now they're all convinced I'm gay. Wrong on both counts.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Neither of us is Christian, and our wedding was a Pagan ceremony. We are married in the eyes of our gods and according to the laws of the state of Louisiana. Those are the only entities whose approval we need.

See what happens when liberals allow sodomites to "marry" in Taxejoosets and Calfornicationia! Now any twisted freak thinks they can "marry" without having Jesus involved!
And they said it wasn't going to be a slippery slope or destroy society...

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Do I need to share my bottle of hemlock with you?

I'm sure that can't be what you originally wrote , but if you originally offered to share anything that would help erase the mental trauma caused by the mere idea of fancying landoverites, then I just hope it's a big bottle!

They're full of misconceptions here. I've only been here a couple of days and, first, they all thought I'm a lesbian. Now they're all convinced I'm gay. Wrong on both counts.

Well, they seem to think that any man who isn't like them in every way is either, in their words 'sissified' or gay. Woe betide a man who thinks a woman should be treated equal who dares venture that opinion here.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Aww, good for you. It's great how those who aren't xtian have more and more rights these days.

Yes, we've noticed that the Demon-crats, the ACLU, and unelected liberal activist judges have been giving more and more special rights to people like you.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Yes, we've noticed that the Demon-crats, the ACLU, and unelected liberal activist judges have been giving more and more special rights to people like you.

And that's a bad thing because....?

Oh, wait, it isn't. It's a good thing. It means that finally the choke-hold that fundamental evangelical sorts like you folks have is being loosened. Bit...by bit.....by bit.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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And that's a bad thing because....?

Oh, wait, it isn't. It's a good thing. It means that finally the choke-hold that fundamental evangelical sorts like you folks have is being loosened. Bit...by bit.....by bit.

So you admit that you want special rights.