[James Hutchins]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

What makes you think that 'Skittles' are not the "the candy of queers"? Are you an expert on the subject? Have you studied them in depth? Did you merely touch the subject or was it a long deep probing inspection?

[Exhumed]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

How the fuck does that relate to Skittles being "the candy of queers"?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

I can't tell if you're serious or not.

This post shows exactly how much of a retard you are.

So you think protection our childern against predators is a joke?

[Exhumed]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

I can't tell if you're serious or not.

This post shows exactly how much of a retard you are.

[bernard_johnson]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

All this worries me extremely.
How do I know that this does not carry over to other products such as Starbursts, M&Ms and the like?
I want to keep my children away from as much gay influence as possible.
What wholesome, all American candies can I let my children occasionally indulge in?!

[Bob4God]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

I hope I dont get banned simply for objecting to the conclusions reached by the original poster, but I don't see how skittles are considered homosexual.

You won't get banned as long as there is still hope that you can be made to think like us.

If you don't see how Skittles are homosexual, let's review the facts:

1. I am a True Christian and I am perfect. (1st John 5:18)

2. Skittles make me deeply uncomfortable because they are gay.

3. Skittles are gay because they are rainbow colored and they are shaped like male body parts.

4. Countless gay people consume Skittles.

5. Skittles are allegedly fruit flavored.

6. Another name for homosexual is 'fruit.'

I ask you to ponder these facts for a while.

Now for the shape, you argue that the shape was created to resemble a male butt cheek or testicles, however I do believe that fruits, such as grapes, apples, oranges, lemons, limes, (see where I am going with this?) all share a similar shape. If they did indeed model them after fruits, somebody with intelligence could easily deduce that A.) the shape they selected is the easiest for manufacturing, and B.) they wanted their products to look similar to fruits.

First, please don't use the 'B' word on our forums. Use 'backside' or 'bottom' instead of 'butt.' (JESUS forgive me for typing 'butt.')

Your argument COULD be convincing, but you've made a fatal error. Apples are not round. Therefore, the makers of Skittles are not mimicking fruit shapes, but the shape of perverted body parts.

Also, you state that there is reason to believe that skittles are injected with, and i quote, "AIDS OR SOME KIND OF GAY CHEMICAL THAT CAUSES AN ADDICTION TO SAME SEX ACTIVITY," however the FDA reviews the exact ingredients and each step of production to ensure such things do not happen.

What makes you think the twisted liberals that Obama has put into office haven't turned a blind eye to gay chemicals in candy? They want more kids to go gay, because all they care about is 'fairness' and 'acceptance.'

Even if they did inject them with a chemical, please tell me what chemical is currently available that causes an addiction to same sex activity while still remaining completely undetectable to the FDA, in urine samples/blood tests done in hospitals, and causes no side effects that would be detected by people ingesting the substance. Can't think of any? That is because no such chemical exists.

How could I tell you what the chemical is when it's a secret? You assume that lack of evidence proves something does not exist. Just because you can't prove it does exist doesn't mean it doesn't. I'd say that makes me the winner on this point. Moving on:

Until you can show me documented unbias scientific journals or studies of such, then your arguement is completely and utterly wrong.

Want documented unbiased scientific proof? Read my original post.

Think of skittles as a PRODUCT.

A GAY product designed to convert our precious Christian children!

The company that makes them wants to make money, they don't care about homosexuality, as homosexuality will not increase the consumption of their product.

I wonder if that's what Pepsi thought when they started pouring millions into the gay agenda.

Instead of wasting your time, how about you follow in Jesus Christ's footsteps and lead by example.

JESUS spent His time telling people how to live better lives, and by revealing evil all around. How am I any different? You do realize that JESUS isn't done yet? He's coming back to slaughter millions of unbelievers any day now. I am here to warn them.

You dont like homosexuals? Then show them that the way they behave is not the answer by living by example.

That's exactly what I'm doing. If you have a problem with me trying to save the gays, and countless little children who will be molested by them, then I have to wonder about your priorities.

All I see is HATE HATE HATE from people that are extremely anti-homosexual. What would Jesus do? Would he hate a gay person, or would he show him how to live his life by example?

I am anti-sin. As I mentioned earlier, JESUS is coming back to torture and maim millions in hell for not accepting His glorious love. The homosexuals will be in that unfortunate group. The answer to your question, What Would JESUS Do, is to crush the opposition and reward the faithful with an eternity spent in servitude to Him. PRAISE!

[PlainOldTeenageBS]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

I hope I dont get banned simply for objecting to the conclusions reached by the original poster, but I don't see how skittles are considered homosexual.

First, you state that rainbows are a sign or symbol of homosexuality, however what is to say that the original intent of the makers of skittles wasn't ment to be a celebration of something that god created for man as a sign of love? Someone here stated that rainbows were originally thought of as a sign by God, proove to me that the makers of skittles did not intend their product to be a representation of this.

Another answer would be that skittles are each designed to be created after the fruits which they taste like, such as yellow= lemon, purple= grape, etc. The colors they selected for each skittle is supposed to resemble the fruit they taste like, and the last time i checked, since GOD created all things, fruits included, a COLOR that he created cannot be gay. If you think such things then you seriously need to rethink your relationship with God and the things he has created for us.

Now for the shape, you argue that the shape was created to resemble a male butt cheek or testicles, however I do believe that fruits, such as grapes, apples, oranges, lemons, limes, (see where I am going with this?) all share a similar shape. If they did indeed model them after fruits, somebody with intelligence could easily deduce that A.) the shape they selected is the easiest for manufacturing, and B.) they wanted their products to look similar to fruits.

Also, you state that there is reason to believe that skittles are injected with, and i quote, "AIDS OR SOME KIND OF GAY CHEMICAL THAT CAUSES AN ADDICTION TO SAME SEX ACTIVITY," however the FDA reviews the exact ingredients and each step of production to ensure such things do not happen. Even if they did inject them with a chemical, please tell me what chemical is currently available that causes an addiction to same sex activity while still remaining completely undetectable to the FDA, in urine samples/blood tests done in hospitals, and causes no side effects that would be detected by people ingesting the substance. Can't think of any? That is because no such chemical exists. Until you can show me documented unbias scientific journals or studies of such, then your arguement is completely and utterly wrong.

Think of skittles as a PRODUCT. The company that makes them wants to make money, they don't care about homosexuality, as homosexuality will not increase the consumption of their product. The skittles are made to be a product that can withstand pressure and the strain of being shipped all around the world, and thus need to be the shape they are to reduce the chances of the product being damaged. The colors were chosen to have meaning to the consumer, as we are already innately "programmed" that yellow= lemon, purple= grape, orange= an orange, etc. There would be no reason to have it otherwise, and would only lead to a possibility that their product would not be marketable. There is no conspiracy to convert everyone to becoming a homosexual. I am deeply saddened that my fellow christians have nothing better to do with their time, other than coming up with rediculously far-fetched conspiracy theories. Instead of wasting your time, how about you follow in Jesus Christ's footsteps and lead by example.

You dont like homosexuals? Then show them that the way they behave is not the answer by living by example. All I see is HATE HATE HATE from people that are extremely anti-homosexual. What would Jesus do? Would he hate a gay person, or would he show him how to live his life by example? I don't think that Jesus, the man who was eternally forgiving, even so much as to forgive us all, even after we condemmed him, would HATE someone for being homosexual.
I hope my words have reached atleast one of you who thought otherwise.

Thanks for reading my wall of text,
may God bless you all.

remember, live by example:
hate breeds hate, love breeds love.

[Nobar King]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

U ARE GOING TO HELL FOR BEING RETARDED.

Have you ever even read the Bible? That's not why you go to hell.

[Brother Lpkane]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Ok you are all retarded rednecks if you think skittles is the homo candy its a fucking candy, and second there is not aids in the candy and even if it was aids can only enter through blood to blood contact UR ALL A BUNCH OF IDIOTS AND U ARE GOING TO HELL FOR BEING RETARDED. the bible you read is a lie.. fuck you.

[Nobar King]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

You didn't even read the original post, did you?

[Satin565656(RBTL)]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Don't give me that christian bull shit about gay fucking candy, that's like saying "the rainbow is colorful, so it MUST be gay!"

FUCK YOU!

Oh yeah, the color green means somebody wants to fornicate you? don't be a radical christian bitch. Grow up.

"they know not what they do!....kill them anyway"

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Oh yes? You'll look pretty stupid when the whole nation goes the way of California!

[bottomgun]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

SKITTLES??? You have too much time on your hands to think of this analysis.

[Stupid911]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

I noticed in the tags there are many tags about Aids.

Why is it that this topic is suggesting only one group of people will suffer from aids? I think homosexuality is wrong, but it is just incredibly stupid to suggest only gays will spread aids. Hello? Since when did women and men not spread aids? Did everyone here just forget about that?

It's just like racism. Remember how people thought black people who the worst people in the world, didn't care about anyone, were brutes, etc etc? Well if i were to say black people spread violence, it would be showing the extreme amount of hypocrisy. Subjecting one group of people to such comments is absurd, and extremely silly.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

There is so much intelligent discussion in this thread. It is absolutely unbelievable how this threat is even present in America.

There. Fixed your American there, fowl atheist!

Please go make yourself known at the Introduction Forum before you go spouting off with your heathen mouth.

Oh, how the atheists think they can type against True Christians™.