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  • #571
    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

    Originally posted by Imported View Post
    Oh baby wouldn't you join me?
    Son, this is not a place for you to 'cruise chicks'. We are here to discuss Christian values and timely topics affecting todays morally conscious decent pure people.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #572
      Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

      They should replace those fruity, homosexual, devil's candy with some of this

      Dr. John Matthews
      Ph.D. in Biology w/ minor in Environmental Science - Vanderbilt '97
      Masters in Biology - Vanderbilt '94
      Masters in Creation Science - Patriot University 93'
      Bachelors in Biology - Vanderbilt '91

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      • #573
        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

        Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
        Your daughter may as well have been eating them from a girls crotch
        She can eat them off me, and I'll eat them off her
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scriptures ONLY. Anything else posted here will result in immediate banishment. --ADMIN

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        • #574
          Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

          Originally posted by Judas! View Post
          She can eat them off me, and I'll eat them off her
          Since there is no money in Hell, you'll clearly be out of a job.

          Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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          • #575
            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

            Sick. For way too long, I've had to suffer with the existence of Skittles for far too long and I really wish more people had the courage to stand up and demand that these obscene, sodomy-promoting "candies" be collectively taken outside and burned. You think Jesus approves of their sin just because they never ever mention sodomy or homosexuality? Newsflash: there's a reason sodomites are called fruity! I don't need to have the graphic details to know when I'm being assaulted with the radical sodomite agenda!
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            • #576
              Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

              Skittles? Gay?

              Does everything related to the colours of the rainbow have to be gay?

              First you say Rainbow Dash and now Skittles, and all because they are the colours of the rainbow.

              Didn't god MAKE rainbows?

              Nope.

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              • #577
                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                Originally posted by Roseluck View Post
                Skittles? Gay?

                Does everything related to the colours of the rainbow have to be gay?

                First you say Rainbow Dash and now Skittles, and all because they are the colours of the rainbow.

                Didn't god MAKE rainbows?

                God creates also evil things:
                Isaiah 45:7: I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

                The Lord in His infallible wisdom created rainbows to test us, since He knew that gays would corrupt it. Now weak-willed Christians should avoid anything even remotely similar to rainbows, or they may be overcome by a horrendous desire of fisting another man in his rectum.
                John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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                • #578
                  Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                  This is the single funniest forum I have ever read. You can't be serious.

                  I'll go ahead and post this here too before I get banned or some shit.

                  This is where I draw the line. And go ahead and ban me or whatever you want to do now. I've been browsing through, asking questions and whatnot, and I find it all very interesting and enlightening. But right here is where I draw the line.

                  I cannot stand seeing all the hatred directed toward the LGBT community. It's disgusting to see people hating each other (in the name of the Bible which, BY THE WAY WAS WRITTEN BY MAN, not God. No big hand came down from the clouds with a friggin Sharpie and wrote the Bible. No, MAN wrote it) over something as petty as sexuality. What the world right now needs more than anything is love. Look around you. Love is what we all need, and this is what you're instead spreading through the people: hatred. It's what you're teaching your children, some of which who will one day kill themselves because they can't hide who they are, and you're not accepting of them.

                  And by the way, don't you hate abortion too? Who has less abortions than homosexuals? You'd think you would find some kind of common ally here.

                  So yeah, go ahead and ban me, condemn me, do whatever you want, but why don't we try a little bit of humanity in our lives? It'll do the world wonders. Thanks.

                  I'm not afraid of God, or what will happen to me for saying any of this, because, in all honesty, if God or Jesus hates me for standing up for my fellow human beings and trying to make it so that each and every one of us has the opportunity for a good life, then I don't want anything to do with them in the first place, and I'll take my chances with Satan.

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                  • #579
                    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                    AND, it's not even the fact that you think homosexuality is a sin, because okay whatever believe whatever you want, it's the blatant prejudice and HATE, so much hatred, that comes with it.

                    Just wanted to point that out. I could not give less than a fuck what you believe, because that's your opinion, and your beliefs, and you have a right to them, what what you do not have a right to is harming other people or making fun of other people, or making up lies about other people, based on your belief. THAT, my friends, is where the line is crossed.

                    NO H8.

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                    • #580
                      Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                      Originally posted by beachshells View Post
                      AND, it's not even the fact that you think homosexuality is a sin, because okay whatever believe whatever you want, it's the blatant prejudice and HATE, so much hatred, that comes with it.

                      Just wanted to point that out. I could not give less than a piffle what you believe, because that's your opinion, and your beliefs, and you have a right to them, what what you do not have a right to is harming other people or making fun of other people, or making up lies about other people, based on your belief. THAT, my friends, is where the line is crossed.

                      NO H8.
                      We follow the word of God and the teachings of Jesus. Hate is sometimes called for,

                      Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

                      YIC

                      Jack
                      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                      • #581
                        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                        Originally posted by beachshells View Post
                        This is the single funniest forum I have ever read. You can't be serious.

                        I'll go ahead and post this here too before I get banned or some shit.

                        This is where I draw the line. And go ahead and ban me or whatever you want to do now. I've been browsing through, asking questions and whatnot, and I find it all very interesting and enlightening. But right here is where I draw the line.

                        I cannot stand seeing all the hatred directed toward the LGBT community. It's disgusting to see people hating each other (in the name of the Bible which, BY THE WAY WAS WRITTEN BY MAN, not God. No big hand came down from the clouds with a friggin Sharpie and wrote the Bible. No, MAN wrote it) over something as petty as sexuality. What the world right now needs more than anything is love. Look around you. Love is what we all need, and this is what you're instead spreading through the people: hatred. It's what you're teaching your children, some of which who will one day kill themselves because they can't hide who they are, and you're not accepting of them.

                        And by the way, don't you hate abortion too? Who has less abortions than homosexuals? You'd think you would find some kind of common ally here.

                        So yeah, go ahead and ban me, condemn me, do whatever you want, but why don't we try a little bit of humanity in our lives? It'll do the world wonders. Thanks.

                        I'm not afraid of God, or what will happen to me for saying any of this, because, in all honesty, if God or Jesus hates me for standing up for my fellow human beings and trying to make it so that each and every one of us has the opportunity for a good life, then I don't want anything to do with them in the first place, and I'll take my chances with Satan.
                        You thought you'd just copy and paste your hate-mongering posts from one thread to another? What kind of game are you playing at here?

                        This is a church forum where True Christians™ can meet to praise the Holy Name of the LORD of LORDS.
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #582
                          Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                          For proof that Skittles = Gay, look no further.

                          "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                          • #583
                            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                            Well I know that Dutch politics aren't important, but now it seems like the only good thing is getting canceled. Insurance companies are now obligated to insure a treatment against homers (to cure them from being one) and the government wants to skip that obligation:

                            (link is in Dutch, they don't even translate it to Godly American)
                            Access Denied
                            http://www.ad.nl/ad/nl/1012/Binnenland/article/detail/3125303/2012/01/17/Partijen-boos-om-vergoeding-christelijke-homotherapie.dhtml


                            It can't get much worse over here.
                            II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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                            • #584
                              Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                              I think youre all over thinking this! There was a rainbow after the flood when Noah built his arc, perhaps this candy is to remind the children that God Is always the answer after the storm?

                              OR This completely different idea, MAYBE IT'S JUST CANDY?

                              Think again guys, dont jump to stupid foolish conclusions!

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                              • #585
                                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                Seriously i see no connection with skittles being gay.

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