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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748
    #46
    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

    You're a joke if you think that we do this for the laughs. There is a REASON for praising Jesus. You haven't learned that by now???
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Bob4God
        Moderator
        Arms Dealer for CHRIST
        Hands folded for Jesus
         
        • Apr 2008
        • 5274
        #47
        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

        Okay:

        Yes you CAN get the AIDs through candy, if homosexuals have injected it with the supervirus, or if they handled it with fluid-stained hands. Have you not had abstinence only education?

        I am the owner and proprietor of FREEHOLD FIREARMS, thank you. I make a living with our Second Amendment right to bear arms.

        As for you Workinforthelord,

        I am glad I do not lead the empty, drugged out lifestyle that you do. I am filled with the Spirit of GOD every single day, and that is all I care about.

        What kind of person serving the LORD wishes a slow painful death on somebody? Save that for unsaved Negroes and terrorists.
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          • WorkinfortheLord
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            • Jan 2009
            • 33
            #48
            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

            empty drugged out lifestyle haha! and what do you mean? If that happned to you wouldn't it just mean that god is pissed off at you...thats basically what you say about cancer and such.

            Also, "Negroes" in with terrorists? Come on now, don't tell me your all racist too?!

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              • WorkinfortheLord
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                • Jan 2009
                • 33
                #49
                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                I didn't say baked as piffle before, it changed it. I said baked as P H U C K with an F.

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                  • Bob4God
                    Moderator
                    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                    Hands folded for Jesus
                     
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 5274
                    #50
                    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                    Originally posted by WorkinfortheLord View Post
                    empty drugged out lifestyle haha! and what do you mean? If that happned to you wouldn't it just mean that god is pissed off at you...thats basically what you say about cancer and such.

                    Also, "Negroes" in with terrorists? Come on now, don't tell me your all racist too?!
                    No I am not racist. We have a number of ex-Negroes on this forum who I greatly respect for admitting their inherent weakness and coming to JESUS to redeem them from their natural inclinations as coloreds.

                    When they go to Heaven they will be transformed into a GODly white body, just like JESUS has!
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                    - Proverbs 15:3

                    CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                    CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                      • openmind
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                        • Dec 2008
                        • 55
                        #51
                        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                        Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                        Okay:

                        Yes you CAN get the AIDs through candy, if homosexuals have injected it with the supervirus, or if they handled it with fluid-stained hands. Have you not had abstinence only education?

                        I am the owner and proprietor of FREEHOLD FIREARMS, thank you. I make a living with our Second Amendment right to bear arms.

                        As for you Workinforthelord,

                        I am glad I do not lead the empty, drugged out lifestyle that you do. I am filled with the Spirit of GOD every single day, and that is all I care about.

                        What kind of person serving the LORD wishes a slow painful death on somebody? Save that for unsaved Negroes and terrorists.
                        Abstinence only education obviously does not work.
                        Look at your Republican Queen's (Sarah Palin) daughter- knocked up!!

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                          • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                            Senior Pastor
                            VP of Evangelical Outreach
                            On FIRE for Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5812
                            #52
                            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                            Originally posted by openmind View Post
                            Abstinence only education obviously does not work.
                            Look at your Republican Queen's (Sarah Palin) daughter- knocked up!!
                            The pill doesn't work for people who don't take it. Condoms don't work for people who don't wear them.

                            Why would you expect abstinence to work for someone who obviously did not practice it?

                            Pastor Billy-Reuben
                            Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                            ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621
                                #53
                                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                Originally posted by openmind View Post
                                That is an outrageous claim! It makes absolutely no sense.
                                But, this does (nonsense deleted)

                                The flag has very positive meanings!
                                That proves that that can't be why the fags use it. When have queers ever been positive about anything (apart from the hiv)?
                                Originally posted by openmind View Post
                                Straight people molest children all the time
                                More sodomite lies. I'm straight as an arrow, and I'm not molesting any children. How do you explain that, eh?
                                Originally posted by WildCard~ View Post
                                Maybe that's why I'm addicted to M&M's....with nuts. Way more manly.
                                Don't think I can't see what you're doing there, demon! You have been assigned a fresh basket of infraction points for referring to the gentle flower of Christian womanhood that is Sister M&M as "manly".
                                Originally posted by openmind View Post
                                Lowly my ass. I have more people who respect me than you could ever dream.
                                I'm pretty sure I can dream two people. Three counting you.
                                Originally posted by WorkinfortheLord View Post
                                I didn't say baked as piffle before, it changed it. I said baked as P H U C K with an F.
                                Phucf? What does that mean? Is phucf some kind of trendy beatnik slang?
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                  • Wide-Open
                                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Nov 2007
                                    • 18449
                                    #54
                                    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                    What a horrible story. Sickening.

                                    Still.

                                    Friends.

                                    We often think it used to be better in the olde days.

                                    Oftentimes, that would be correct.

                                    However.

                                    Have we forgotten how the jiggaboo queers once tried to seduce our children?

                                    They didn't even bother with a rainbow, or pink.

                                    Remember THIS? The brown coated sugar, the obvious reference to the black male organ? THEY COUDLN'T EVEN SPELL IT CORRECTLY!

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                                    I rest my case.
                                    Psalm 81:10:
                                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 15708
                                        #55
                                        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                        These are the only candies you'll find in MY household. I make them myself. Sweet JESUS!
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                                          • eliot mayfield
                                            God Squad
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 9324
                                            #56
                                            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                            Just like M&m's are code name for sex involving whips and chains and leather suits.
                                            Matthew:
                                            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                              • Why So Serious?
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                Under Investigation
                                                • Jan 2009
                                                • 2
                                                #57
                                                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                                I always knew skittles were for homers.
                                                Last edited by Mrs. Rogers; 01-12-2009, 10:57 PM. Reason: Changed to lower case; no need to shout, dear.

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                                                  • Bob4God
                                                    Moderator
                                                    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                                                    Hands folded for Jesus
                                                     
                                                    • Apr 2008
                                                    • 5274
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                                    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                                                    These are the only candies you'll find in MY household. I make them myself. Sweet JESUS!
                                                    Sister Thumpy,

                                                    Those look absolutely delicious! I would love for you to make a batch of JESUS candy for me if you should find the time!

                                                    It would be nice to have an alternative to all this secular candy for a change. I have no reservations about putting JESUS in my mouth!

                                                    However He looks of dark-skinned. We really should try to avoid promoting the image that He was some kind of unwashed colored rapper with His robe hanging down off His righteous behind.
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                                                    - Proverbs 15:3

                                                    CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                                                    CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                                                      • JohnMDeez
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                        • Jan 2009
                                                        • 1
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                                        I love skittles and men.

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                                                          • Nobar King
                                                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                            Christ's Guardian
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2007
                                                            • 23748
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                                            Together?
                                                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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