[Wilbur]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

These Skittles seem to be causing a lot of trouble...

[UnSavedSinceIwas12]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

It's better safe than sorry. The queers have been lacing candy with the AIDs super virus for a long time, and you will at least have the peace of mind to know you aren't infected.

Unless you've been driving a VW New Beetle.

Why would I drive one of those? I don't have a license, Those are only for men, Ladies don't drive.

[Bob4God]

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Why would I drive one of those? I don't have a license, Those are only for men, Ladies don't drive.

Sorry, I didn't realize you were a lowly female. Yes, it is best to leave driving up to the menfolk. We don't need any empty-headed females zooming around crashing into stuff.

[Deerlie B. Luved]

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I must inquire; what about M&M's? Are these safe to eat?

The preverts have brainwashed everybody. These are correctly called "M & W" (Man & Women), NOT "M & M" (that's right, man on man).

So, yes, M&W's are safe.

[The unEnlightened]

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Everyone chill out. I am addicted to skittles. I eat about two packs a day and have been doing so for years now. I have a girl-friend and Im pretty sure that I have never raped anyone or even fantasized about doing so.

[Nobar King]

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How does a fat skittles eating porker like you get a girlfriend? On the internet?

[MagicFanatic]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

wow after reading all this I am definitely carrying my .357 into every store, I will liberate every soul I see buying any colored candies because I do not want them becoming corrupted by the morals of this world.






WTF PEOPLE SERIOUSLY THEY ARE CANDIES, THEY ARE NOT SEEDS OF CORRUPTION, THEY ARE NOT PACKAGES OF GAY FRENZY INDUCING PILLS.

In the United States, a bag of Skittles candy contains: sugar, corn syrup, hydrogenated palm kernel oil, apple juice from concentrate, less than 2% - citric acid, dextrin, natural and artificial flavours, gelatin, food starch-modified, coloring (includes Yellow 6 lake, Red 40 lake, Yellow 5 lake, Blue 2 lake, Blue 1 lake, Yellow 5, Red 40, Yellow 6, Blue 1), ascorbic acid (Vitamin C).

OK I AM WRONG THEY CONTAIN APPLE JUICE, AND EVERYONE KNOWS APPLES ARE THE ORIGINAL FRUIT OF LUST AND SODOMY THAT'S WHY SATAN GAVE EVE ONE.


no wait Apples were the fruit of knowledge, so skittles make you smarter.

GOD didn't want people to have knowledge that's why he banned us from eating them.

Because with knowledge we realize a few things.

1.)Religion is a tool used to control the minds of the people and keep power in the hands of the few.

2.)If it was not for religion, our science and technology would be about 600-700 years ahead of where we are now-thank you dark ages and inquisition without you it would not be possible.

3.)I can list the last 600 people arrested for sodomy and or sexual crimes against children, and you will find that 95%+ of them claim Christianity as there religion, this includes all catholic priest accused of banging little boys bung holes. How many muslim/wiccan/buddist child molesters do you know?

Now I am a true blooded american man, and I voted for a BLACK president, even if I am a WASP.

and I am about to go
taste the rainbow...

[Wide-Open]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Thanks for proving our point.

I don't know why you post a picture of a guy who's tallywhacker is covered in skittles and then say we don't have a point.

[Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless]

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okay seriously you guys need to shut up. read my lips: ITS... JUST.... CANDY!!!!!!!!

i eat skittles and i'm only bisexual so obviously it doesn't make you GAY.

down with christ!

[Nobar King]

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okay seriously you guys need to shut up. read my lips: ITS... JUST.... CANDY!!!!!!!!

i eat skittles and i'm only bisexual so obviously it doesn't make you GAY.

down with christ!

Even worse, skittles made you Bi, which is worse than gay.

[Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Even worse, skittles made you Bi, which is worse than gay.

yea sure just keep telling urself that, like you keep telling urself about your invisibe friend who 'loves' you by sending you to hell for eating the wrong candy.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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yea sure just keep telling urself that, like you keep telling urself about your invisibe friend who 'loves' you by sending you to hell for eating the wrong candy.

What popped YOU out of the woodwork? Get thee behind me SATAN!

[Nobar King]

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yea sure just keep telling urself that, like you keep telling urself about your invisibe friend who 'loves' you by sending you to hell for eating the wrong candy.

I'm not going to hell, and I don't eat skittles.

[Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

What popped YOU out of the woodwork? Get thee behind me SATAN!

i come around here from time to time to see the craziness.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

i come around here from time to time to see the craziness.

ACCEPT JESUS NOW!