All right then; my name is Austin, I'm 16 and live in Ontario, California, having moved here from Southfield, Michigan.
How about now?
Austin, I used to counsel boys your age when I was a youth pastor in Kansas. Trust me, the only way you can possibly hope to overcome these horrifying temptations is to first and foremost rededicate your life to CHRIST, and to form an accountability group with an older man in your church, like a pastor or respected deacon. Keep a journal of all your perverted thoughts and lascivious actions and turn it in to him at the end of every week.
You may also feel free to post it in the men's only section here on our GODly forums so that we can better understand the depths of your sinful condition.
And for crying out loud, get out of California as fast as possible! The place is literally crawling in queerness and AIDs!
I am praying for your putrid soul!
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The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
- Proverbs 15:3
So I ask all of you to lend me your prayers and cast this evil, vile demon out of me. Along with it, I need exorcism of the demons of polyester, shellfish and crop rotation.
Son, what is wrong with crop rotation? Rotating crops replenishes the soil with vital nutrients.
Do you have something against farmers?
A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!
Psalm 139:19-20 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
The Lord has told us not to plant two crops on the same field. Dare you defy His will?
Leviticus 19
19Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.
Do you take me for an idiot, son? I do not sow my field with mingled seed, because that is not only going against Scripture, but going against common sense. Why would I plant corn and wheat together? The one crop is just going to steal nutrients from the other, and it wouldn't even be worth harvesting. That verse says nothing about crop rotation, just that you can't mix seeds when you're planting.
A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!
Psalm 139:19-20 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
Thread starter, the only way to rid yourself of this sinful burden is to beat yourself with a 2x4, to death if need be. The more blood you spill, the more God sees you are willing to change. Get to it!!
post vids, for us upstanding citizens to see, as a warning to never think gay thoughts.
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