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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329
    #31
    Re: Homer home owners

    Someone was mentioning how irresponsible homosexuals are with money and I was reminded of their long lost (to AIDS) role model. Please don't click on this link if you are unsure of your spiritual salvation or happen to be one of our Un-Gay members!
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555
        #32
        Re: Homer home owners

        Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
        Someone was mentioning how irresponsible homosexuals are with money and I was reminded of their long lost (to AIDS) role model. Please don't click on this link if you are unsure of your spiritual salvation or happen to be one of our Un-Gay members!
        He died of the AIDS? Well knock me over with a feather! He was a sodomite? I never saw that coming...
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Glendora Christianson
            Spiritual Mother of LBC
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2329
            #33
            Re: Homer home owners

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            He died of the AIDS? Well knock me over with a feather! He was a sodomite? I never saw that coming...
            I suspect his limo driver (Scott Thorsen) may have tossed a few too many salads, errr, waxed too many trunks?
            Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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              • Jimmy-Roy Stewart
                Tin Tither
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2008
                • 234
                #34
                Re: Homer home owners

                Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                So again, where does the money come from?? (I think some of the young ones can work as showgirls, too...but I've only heard whispers about that.)
                Thats' what id' like to know how come the faggots can afford to live in such fancy houses and spend all that money when me and my debbie we live wear we do and i cant' even afford to have the truck fixed ill' bet their is some sort of affirmative action going on.

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                  • Mistress Cookie
                    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 6790
                    #35
                    Re: Homer home owners

                    Originally posted by Jimmy-Roy Stewart View Post
                    Thats' what id' like to know how come the faggots can afford to live in such fancy houses and spend all that money when me and my debbie we live wear we do and i cant' even afford to have the truck fixed ill' bet their is some sort of affirmative action going on.
                    The Homosexual Community takes advantage of many factors in their chosen lifestyle, all of which give them a financial head start.

                    They do not have children, or have to be constantly buying wedding presents/bridesmaid dresses like normal people do. Since their brethren will jump on anything in pants, they don't have to upkeep their appearance. And I'm sorry I have to say it, but they eat so much ______ in their daily sexual encounters that they don't have to buy many groceries.

                    A common way to derive income is for them to drug and violate normal heterosexual men, take pictures, and then blackmail them and their families for years.

                    It's all shockingly unfair, and should be banned.

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                      • thatguy
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 45
                        #36
                        Re: Homer home owners

                        Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
                        Other than colorful rainbow flags being displayed, it can be hard to spot a homer invasion. The most valuable proof of gayness is set by the curb each week: the garbage. A lot can be learned from a household's garbage, so go through it when you can get away with it. This can give you rock-solid proof of a homo invasion, which you can then take to your normal neighbors.

                        I'd also get yourself a pair of binoculars and watch who comes and goes from each house. Someday you might get lucky and catch your same-sex neighbors giving each other a peck on the lips, providing you with your proof.

                        Diligence in your surveillance will pay off in time. If you catch a homer invasion in time, you might be able to dump your house and move before home values plummet (even more) and the neighborhood turns into a den of filth.
                        I agree with you on this one. No further comment.

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