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Who caused the mortgage crisis? Gays who bought houses, that's who. Of course they never make their home payments; they spend all their money on AIDS medication & Broadway show tickets. I didn't know it was legal to sell those people property in the first place.
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You have a point Brother Jingles; the houses would instantly become a house of ill-repute and a den of iniquity and moral turpitude and surely there are laws against owning or inhabiting such a place!sigpic
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It's sickening, that's what it is! These queers can move around freely and live wherever they want! I have only met a few homosexuals in my life, and I never found a single one on the sex offender's registry list. If they're crafty enough to avoid the list, they're crafty enough to stalk you for a year, move in next door and rape you in your sleep!
I have started sleeping in Kevlar undergarments to keep me safe at night from these prowling perverts.
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I blame the Clintons. They started those special rights sodomite mortage programs back in the 1990's. Before that queers couldn't buy a house.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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This makes no sense. Once they move out of the house it would have to be burned to get rid of the AIDS that would permeate it.Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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It's easy to know when homers move into your neighborhood because they start marking their territory:
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Recently I have noticed an influx of Toyota Prius's in my neighborhood. Is this cause for concern? What other early warning signs could I be on the lookout for?DO NOT ask questions! Just tithe. A LOT!Comment
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Originally posted by Brother Terrence View Post
Other than colorful rainbow flags being displayed, it can be hard to spot a homer invasion. The most valuable proof of gayness is set by the curb each week: the garbage. A lot can be learned from a household's garbage, so go through it when you can get away with it. This can give you rock-solid proof of a homo invasion, which you can then take to your normal neighbors.
I'd also get yourself a pair of binoculars and watch who comes and goes from each house. Someday you might get lucky and catch your same-sex neighbors giving each other a peck on the lips, providing you with your proof.
Diligence in your surveillance will pay off in time. If you catch a homer invasion in time, you might be able to dump your house and move before home values plummet (even more) and the neighborhood turns into a den of filth.A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!
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Gays owning homes? You are kidding me? No wonder people said a few things had slipped under President Bush.
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This has the added benefit of obtaining their credit card numbers and SSN's.Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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Homers are known for moving into marginal neighborhoods and spending lots of money on their houses. They fix them up, paint them, reseed the lawn, plant gardens, all sorts of things. Make 'em all fancy.Originally posted by Brother Terrence View Post
It's all part of their plan to price normal folk out of the area, making what's called a "gay ghetto" of high property values and increased property tax revenues for cities. This leads to the city providing more police protection and infrastructure improvements . . . basically, the homers BUY these things, and cities go along with it!
Is anyone remodeling in your neighborhood? Making his house look a little TOO nice? That's something to watch for!
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Wait just a minute, Sister Jenny. There's nothing gay about keeping one's lawn trimmed to an appropriate height so that it improves the quality of the neighborhood!! A lot of people put decades of effort into their yards so that they are appealing to their neighbors, and they don't need some hussy tart like yourself making homosexual references concerning the proper use of a green thumb.Originally posted by paraphrased
I am insulted. In fact, I'll be over later to measure the height of your lawn. You had better hope that it is within the 2" height tolerance set by the city founders in the municipal code.
An apology would be appropriate. If you want to send a gift, please don't send pansies.Comment
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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Here's an interesting fact about fagification that I've heard from a former student who is now doing mission work in a depraved Northeastern big city. He says that after the homers have cleaned up a neighborhood, reduced the crime rate, increased property values, and brought in improved services and amenities, white heterosexuals discover the neighborhood, move in (presumably after having the houses fumigated for G.R.I.D.), and push the homers out to another ghetto, where the process begins again. So in a way, the sodomites are doing their betters a favor.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Yes, Brother Nobar, I recall you already have plenty of those at your house. Have I ever mentioned how I admire your gardens, and painstaking paint job? You really did an excellent restoration, and all by yourself, with no missus to help!Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
Why, you've brought your whole neighborhood up substantially in value with your hard work!
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