X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #61
    Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

    Originally posted by theunderdog View Post
    Mainly because of the fact that there's certainly the possibility of causing more damage than good with someone who isn't qualified. The entire mouth could get infected if it's not treadted properly.
    Oh, so you're a doctor now?

    Tell me, did you ever lose a tooth? Did it require the assistance of a "trained" dentist?
    www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
    Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

    Christian Ladies:
    Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

    Comment

    • theunderdog
      Unsaved trash, Hellbound Fool
      • Mar 2009
      • 38

      #62
      Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

      Losing a tooth and having a root canal are pretty different, last time I checked. Anyway, no, I'm not a doctor, but if there's an infection, it could spread. Have you ever had any sort of infection (ie a cut, something along those lines)? I bet if you have, you went to a doctor to get it treated. Also, Nobar, if I had ten thumbs, I wouldn't be able to type as quickly as this, would I?

      Comment

      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #63
        Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

        I'm going to stick with my own dentist. She's nicer than you.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

        Comment

        • Star Finder
          Rock Worshipper
          • Sep 2006
          • 1092

          #64
          Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

          This guy probably catches stray dogs and takes them home, feeds them and then yanks all their teeth out.

          But that's ok one of our most famous senators did that with cats.
          I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

          Comment

          • Mrs. Robert Roberts
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2009
            • 109

            #65
            Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

            Originally posted by theunderdog View Post
            Mainly because of the fact that there's certainly the possibility of causing more damage than good with someone who isn't qualified. The entire mouth could get infected if it's not treadted properly.
            Dear underdog
            Of course Mr. Roberts and I considered the possibility of infection. That is why we used leeches as a prevention. I should have made that clearer.

            Mrs. Robert Roberts
            George Jesus Bush
            Savior of Democracy

            Help stop wasting taxpayer dollars on education spending.....Support home schooling, because reeding is fundermental.

            Comment

            • SayvedByTheLord
              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
              True Christian™
              • May 2007
              • 3151

              #66
              Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

              Originally posted by theunderdog View Post
              Mainly because of the fact that there's certainly the possibility of causing more damage than good with someone who isn't qualified. The entire mouth could get infected if it's not treadted properly.
              Infection is God's punishment to those who do not believe in Him.


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

              Comment

              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2026
                • 15118

                #67
                Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                I'm going to stick with my own dentist. She's nicer than you.
                I expect she only has 2 thumbs.

                My late husbands teeth were like Stars. They came out at night.

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



                Comment

                • Mistress Cookie
                  Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 6790

                  #68
                  Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

                  Originally posted by theunderdog View Post
                  Mainly because of the fact that there's certainly the possibility of causing more damage than good with someone who isn't qualified. The entire mouth could get infected if it's not treadted properly.
                  True Christians(tm) have lived without modern "medicine" for centuries, and in fact, did so in Biblical times, too.

                  If we lead a goodly lifestyle without drinking and smoking and cheetos, and we care for the temple the Good Lord gave us, our teeth are just fine. It's the heroin addicts, the people of the streets and the keepers of late hours in road houses who have to worry most.

                  Comment

                  • Mrs. Robert Roberts
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 109

                    #69
                    Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

                    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                    True Christians™ have lived without modern "medicine" for centuries, and in fact, did so in Biblical times, too.

                    If we lead a goodly lifestyle without drinking and smoking and cheetos, and we care for the temple the Good Lord gave us, our teeth are just fine. It's the heroin addicts, the people of the streets and the keepers of late hours in road houses who have to worry most.
                    AMEN sister!
                    Health insurance is a waste of money for True Christians.
                    George Jesus Bush
                    Savior of Democracy

                    Help stop wasting taxpayer dollars on education spending.....Support home schooling, because reeding is fundermental.

                    Comment

                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #70
                      Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

                      Originally posted by Mrs. Robert Roberts View Post
                      AMEN sister!
                      Health insurance is a waste of money for True Christians.
                      The best health insurance is reading your Bible and tithing to your Church!
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

                      Comment

                      • mgoss28
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 2

                        #71
                        Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

                        To steer the topic back to it's main post...

                        I don't know if you're familiar with the works of one Dr. Sigmund Freud, but I think his works on projection, denial and other sundry defence mechanisms may be of particular interest to you.

                        Projection is the act of putting your feelings in and onto someone else... perhaps it is you, in fact, that wanted to sodomize your plumber?

                        Also, considering it is the one God who made your body, the perfect creation it is, it created the urge for you to look at his rear in the first place. It is you who should be ashamed for looking there in the first place

                        I am shamed and shocked to see that you are advertising a gay singles dating service here on this forum. How dare you insult me in such a way? It is perversion, and I will not have any of it, you faggot-loving, rug munching, ass licking freaks. go listen to your emo music and masturbate to pictures of Rihanna, heathens.
                        Jesus is MY favourite fictional character, who's YOURS?
                        Don't forget to vote NO on Prop. 8!

                        Comment

                        • Meek and Humble
                          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                          Biblical Black Belt
                          Jr. Pastor
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 6197

                          #72
                          Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

                          Originally posted by mgoss28 View Post
                          To steer the topic back to it's main post...

                          I don't know if you're familiar with the works of one Dr. Sigmund Freud, but I think his works on projection, denial and other sundry defence mechanisms may be of particular interest to you.
                          Sigmund Freud was an evil atheist homer, who's main purpose in life was to convince people that every manner of sin and perversion was "natural." He's been burning in hell for a few decades now

                          Projection is the act of putting your feelings in and onto someone else... perhaps it is you, in fact, that wanted to sodomize your plumber?
                          If this whole projection thing is true (isn't projection something those hindoo yoga heathens do?) perhaps it is YOU who are projecting YOUR homosexual tendencies onto me??

                          Also, considering it is the one God who made your body, the perfect creation it is, it created the urge for you to look at his rear in the first place. It is you who should be ashamed for looking there in the first place
                          I did not intentionally look at him, pervert! He practically shoved his heiny in my face! I turned around straightaway to get my shotgun, does that sound qweer to you?

                          I am shamed and shocked to see that you are advertising a gay singles dating service here on this forum. How dare you insult me in such a way? It is perversion, and I will not have any of it, you faggot-loving, rug munching, ass licking freaks. go listen to your emo music and masturbate to pictures of Rihanna, heathens.
                          We do not control the ads that come up. Google does. It shows advertisements according to the sort of stuff the user has searched for through google. I don't want to imagine what kind of websites you have been visiting that you get such ads. I simply get Ads for Hebrew lessons and such.

                          Quit pretending you are a Christian, I know you are just a sarcastic God-hater

                          Comment

                          • mgoss28
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 2

                            #73
                            Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            Sigmund Freud was an evil atheist homer, who's main purpose in life was to convince people that every manner of sin and perversion was "natural." He's been burning in hell for a few decades now



                            If this whole projection thing is true (isn't projection something those hindoo yoga heathens do?) perhaps it is YOU who are projecting YOUR homosexual tendencies onto me??



                            I did not intentionally look at him, pervert! He practically shoved his heiny in my face! I turned around straightaway to get my shotgun, does that sound qweer to you?



                            We do not control the ads that come up. Google does. It shows advertisements according to the sort of stuff the user has searched for through google. I don't want to imagine what kind of websites you have been visiting that you get such ads. I simply get Ads for Hebrew lessons and such.

                            Quit pretending you are a Christian, I know you are just a sarcastic God-hater
                            So, on the topic of your ads being Hebrew lessons, what does that suggest about YOUR character, my friend? Are you, in fact, looking to become a Jew? Those are some good and wholesome websites you've been visiting. I'd figured that was the case.

                            Oh, and JennyD, dear, going "yappity yapyapyapyap is hardly a legitimate reason for justifying your "actions". I'd like to see that stand up in any legal system in any place in the world. I'd be fun to see what a judge would say to you, darling.

                            So, in order to get out of this hell-hole of idiosyncrasies, backwards attitudes and my feelings of complete repulsion and disgust for you people, your thoughts, your cowardice and ignorance and I hope your "God" winds up not saving you because, oh yeah, he doesn't exist. Have a wonderful day, all of you.

                            By the way, I'm Catholic. And French to boot.

                            So, do what you like and ban me now. it was a good run, and you guys are good for a laugh or two, I'll have you know. Me and my gay friends are laughing it up about your supposed Skittle code. Also, there aren't any brown Skittles in regular fruit. You must have gotten those out of your M&M package. Don't mix candy people, you know it's lethal

                            Also, you idiots, AIDS can't travel through air, and no, gay people don't want to spray their blood on you at any chance they get. They're nicer than you, that's for sure.

                            I'll also have you know that I've refrained from using the very colourful language you all deserve.

                            So I'll let you bigots do what you do in private, and I'll go back to having hot butt sex with my wonderful boyfriend, who's more supportive of people than you people could ever pretend to be. You're terrible, TERRIBLE people and God would never love you. That's why people have no respect for you.

                            Good day.

                            Oh and Jenny darling, you can ban me now. I never want to see this cesspool of moral corruption ever again. The world would be a better plave without it.
                            Jesus is MY favourite fictional character, who's YOURS?
                            Don't forget to vote NO on Prop. 8!

                            Comment

                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #74
                              Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

                              Banning you would be too good for you. You clearly are here in search of some kind of absolution for your sins. Pray to Jesus!! Glory!!
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

                              Comment

                              • Leen19
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Mar 2009
                                • 4

                                #75
                                Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

                                It saddens me to see people who believe in God, think so lowly of others.

                                Has anyone heard the saying "Love the Sinner not the Sin"? It's something I was taught when I was a young girl and I've always believed in it.

                                It's people like you who make me sick, and who turned me away from God and his faith...I know people have their views and all that fun stuff but why say such hurtful things to others? You know hate is a sin as well? Just like homosexuality is supposedly a sin? Like adultery is a sin?

                                God wants us to love everyone, no matter what their race, faith, colour or sexual preferance is. I don't care if my friends are black, asian, gay or straight, I love them just the same. As I know God will love them no matter what.

                                If someone is doing God's bidding but is gay. Does that make them a non-believer? I can't stand people who use God's word as an excuse to discriminate against others, it's not what the bible is suppose to be used for. It's suppose to be a guideline to live a happy life. A life for Him.

                                People like you men and women sicken me...you really do. It also saddens me that God's word is being abused by supposedly his followers...

                                Comment

                                Working...