[BritneyJeanSpears (Quarantined)]

Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

Aww, I think you'll be fine hunny-bunch. Just ignore the bad little homo, he'll go away

[thatguy]

Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

I just said it's not the fact that he was bent over that bothered me. It's the fact that he had slid down his pants to expose his backside to me that bothers me. How thick is that skull of yours???

Not as thick as yours. Maybe his pants were too small, maybe he wasn't wearing a belt. However, the solution bred by your homophobiss paranoid mind was that the only possible reason that his backside was showing was that he wanted you to sodomize him. I have a lot of other things to say, but for your benefit, I will keep my temper under control.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

Not as thick as yours. Maybe his pants were too small, maybe he wasn't wearing a belt. However, the solution bred by your homophobiss paranoid mind was that the only possible reason that his backside was showing was that he wanted you to sodomize him. I have a lot of other things to say, but for your benefit, I will keep my temper under control.

You are missing the point friend. But exposing his firm and manly butt to Heathen Baser the plumber was temping Heathen Baser to forcibly sodomize the plumber. Needless to say Heathen Basher is rightfully offended at the plumber for this.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

Not as thick as yours. Maybe his pants were too small, maybe he wasn't wearing a belt. However, the solution bred by your homophobiss paranoid mind was that the only possible reason that his backside was showing was that he wanted you to sodomize him. I have a lot of other things to say, but for your benefit, I will keep my temper under control.

Why are you attacking me? I was already traumatized enough from almost being raped, and you come here and taunt my whole experience? Oh Jesus, please forgive this reprobate for the pain he has caused in my heart.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

Not as thick as yours. Maybe his pants were too small, maybe he wasn't wearing a belt. However, the solution bred by your homophobiss paranoid mind was that the only possible reason that his backside was showing was that he wanted you to sodomize him. I have a lot of other things to say, but for your benefit, I will keep my temper under control.

Feel free to throw whatever hissyfit you like. We follow the Holy Bible, and GOD tells us what to think, not you.

Keep a civil tongue in your head, queerboy.

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

Dear Brother Heathen Basher,
I'm so sorry about your attemped rape. I'm praying that your former homoplumber is put away before he hurts more innocents.

Please feel free to call my plumber. He was recently a war correspondent and wrote a book. But the poor dear only sold five copies, so he needs the work. His name is Joe.

[thatguy]

Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

It's real cute that you're changing my posts and my profile picture and all (maybe you like looking at that guy? I don't know), but that's pretty sad... And did he tell you to rape him? Did he assault you? No, he didn't. The temptation was brought on only by your more than slightly unstable mind. I rest my case, your Honor.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

Huh, who is "your Honor"? You're imaginary friend? You psychotic second personality? Your demon familiar?

[thatguy]

Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

Pitiful. If I start a flame war, I expect an opponent who is at least worthy of it. However, your thick skull couldn't comprehend the allusion I was making, therefore I'm ending this argument. Oh yeah, and nice grammar.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

Pitiful. If I start a flame war, I expect an opponent who is at least worthy of it. However, your thick skull couldn't comprehend the allusion I was making, therefore I'm ending this argument. Oh yeah, and nice grammar.

Listen queerboy; This is not a debate forum. We do not engage in juvenile "flame wars" with flaming faggots. We are True Christians(tm). We meet your hate with Christ's love.

By the way, we are Blessed by God for your persecution.

[thatguy]

Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

Listen queerboy; This is not a debate forum. We do not engage in juvenile "flame wars" with flaming faggots. We are True Christians™. We meet your hate with Christ's love.

By the way, we are Blessed by God for your persecution.

Now that, complete with innocent little smiley, was just asking for it. Queerboy, hmm? I was absolutely positive that there was a commandment about not lying... What a shame, a wasted sin. Anyway, you're calling me juvenile. Juvenile is making a forum devoted entirely to hating people who have a different sexual orientation than you. Juvenile is calling people names. Juvenile is changing someone's post to match your own beliefs, rather than taking it in stride. Juvenile is inciting this comment. So don't even try to get off telling me I'm juvenile.

[Nobar King]

Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

You're juvenile. Stop whining.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

It's real cute that you're changing my posts and my profile picture and all (maybe you like looking at that guy? I don't know), but that's pretty sad... And did he tell you to rape him? Did he assault you? No, he didn't. The temptation was brought on only by your more than slightly unstable mind. I rest my case, your Honor.

Really friend, Heathen Basters reactions to the Plumber's exposed butt is rather normal in a healthy adult male. Clearly the Plumber was asking to be raped here. Why are you trying to blame the victim?

[thatguy]

Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

What an intellegent, witty, and carefully crafted response that was! I envy your brilliance. Seriously, that's almost as bad as saying "your face is juvenile". If I'm juvenile, then you just sank right down to my level, buddy.

[Nobar King]

Re: Help, I think my plumber made a homosexual pass at me!

Do I look like a juvenile to you? How old are you, boy?