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  • Bjorn Jensen
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2012
    • 2355

    #256
    Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

    Originally posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
    I don't "hate Jesus", I just don't believe in his existence, and I'm free to be gay wether I believe in Jesus or not.
    I'm glad you admit that being gay is a choice.

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    • Brother Harold Porter
      Landover Senior Outreach
      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 8236

      #257
      Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

      Originally posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
      Are you saying that your God hates me, simply for the gender of the people I fall in love with?

      It isn't love at all, my friend. It is simply genital lust that you know in your heart is wrong. I don't know if you are a male or female queer, but the former seeks the rectum, and the latter another woman's quim to grind against. In either case, Jesus weeps, but He can help if you are ready to admit what hoplessly lost scum you are without Him? Will you let His warm love inside you this day?

      In Christ
      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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      • Once Upon A Time
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        • Jul 2013
        • 16

        #258
        Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

        Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
        I'm glad you admit that being gay is a choice.
        That's not what I meant, and I'm pretty sure you know that, but I'm not going to argue about that.

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        • Alphonse Alban
          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
           
          • Feb 2011
          • 5724

          #259
          Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

          Originally posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
          considering I'm just a child and it's illegal.
          Well, practically all gaysexuals are pedophiles as well, so it's no suprise. I agree though that gaysex should be illegal.

          Originally posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
          I don't follow the bible
          That is why you will burn in hell. That is exactly why you were send here by the Lord, it's not too late for you start following the bible and make things right with Jesus.

          Repent heathen! Get on your knees and allow Jesus enter you today. Let Him fill you with love.

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          • Once Upon A Time
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            • Jul 2013
            • 16

            #260
            Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

            Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
            It isn't love at all, my friend. It is simply genital lust that you know in your heart is wrong. I don't know if you are a male or female queer, but the former seeks the rectum, and the latter another woman's quim to grind against. In either case, Jesus weeps, but He can help if you are ready to admit what hoplessly lost scum you are without Him? Will you let His warm love inside you this day?

            In Christ
            Who are you to decide wether it's love or not? I know that it isn't wrong, and that everyone is free to do what they want to do with someone else (as long as it's consensual). And I'm a female, og girl rater, and I don't seek "another woman's quim" or whatever you want to call it, as I am a child and don't need that kind of things.

            And by calling me scum (insulting a child, that's nice of you), you're saying that you're worth more than me bacause you're straight? That's just stupid.

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            • Alphonse Alban
              Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
               
              • Feb 2011
              • 5724

              #261
              Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

              Originally posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
              you're saying that you're worth more than me bacause you're straight?
              No. We are worth more than you because we are saved.

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              • Once Upon A Time
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                • Jul 2013
                • 16

                #262
                Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                Well, practically all gaysexuals are pedophiles as well, so it's no suprise. I agree though that gaysex should be illegal.



                That is why you will burn in hell. That is exactly why you were send here by the Lord, it's not too late for you start following the bible and make things right with Jesus.

                Repent heathen! Get on your knees and allow Jesus enter you today. Let Him fill you with love.
                What I meant is that I'm a child, and it's illegal for ME, as a child, to sleep with someone, have sex and what not.

                I've always enjoyed fire, so why not? But seriously, I don't need you to tell me all those things, 'cause you're wrong.

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                • Once Upon A Time
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                  • Jul 2013
                  • 16

                  #263
                  Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                  Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                  No. We are worth more than you because we are saved.
                  And exactly what are you saved from? Accepting that all people are different? All those scary gays that'll make you gay if you touch them?

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                  • Alphonse Alban
                    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                     
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 5724

                    #264
                    Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                    Originally posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
                    I'm a child
                    Sure you are.

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                    • Once Upon A Time
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                      • Jul 2013
                      • 16

                      #265
                      Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                      Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                      Sure you are.
                      I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

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                      • Brother Harold Porter
                        Landover Senior Outreach
                        Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 8236

                        #266
                        Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                        Originally posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
                        And exactly what are you saved from? Accepting that all people are different? All those scary gays that'll make you gay if you touch them?
                        Friend, you are young and foolish. Do you have any idea what a miserable future is in store for you if you choose to be a rug-muncher? Even the cult of the Vatican teaches of the dangers of female gayness.


                        Bacterial vaginosis, Hepatitis B, Hepatitis C, heavy cigarette smoking, alcohol abuse, intravenous drug use, and prostitution were present in much higher proportions among female homosexual practitioners.68 Intravenous drug abuse was nearly six times as common in this group.69In one study of women who had sex only with women in the prior 12 months, 30 percent had bacterial vaginosis.70 Bacterial vaginosis is associated with higher risk for pelvic inflammatory disease and other sexually transmitted infections.71

                        In view of the record of lesbians having sex with many men, including gay men, and the increased incidence of intravenous drug use among lesbians, lesbians are not low risk for disease. Although researchers have only recently begun studying the transmission of STDs among lesbians, diseases such as "crabs," genital warts, chlamydia and herpes have been reported.72 Even women who have never had sex with men have been found to have HPV, trichomoniasis and anogenital warts.73
                        Who in their right mind would choose this?

                        In Christ
                        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                        • Alphonse Alban
                          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                           
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 5724

                          #267
                          Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                          Originally posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
                          And exactly what are you saved from?
                          From the eternal fires of hell.

                          Originally posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
                          All those scary gays that'll make you gay if you touch them?
                          They are not scary, they are sad. That's why we try to help you people. It's true that I don't want to be touched by gaysexuals, but it is silly for you to think that gaysexualism is contagious. You should avoind getting touched by sexuals because they spread AIDS around.

                          Originally posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
                          I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
                          Yes you can.

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                          • Once Upon A Time
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Jul 2013
                            • 16

                            #268
                            Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                            Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                            Friend, you are young and foolish. Do you have any idea what a miserable future is in store for you if you choose to be a rug-muncher? Even the cult of the Vatican teaches of the dangers of female gayness.




                            Who in their right mind would choose this?

                            In Christ
                            I'll admit to being young, because that I am. And I don't think my future will be miserable if I go out with women og marry them. If being with someone of the same gender is what makes me happy, I won't force myself to be with a man, no matter what.

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                            • Once Upon A Time
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jul 2013
                              • 16

                              #269
                              Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                              Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                              From the eternal fires of hell.



                              They are not scary, they are sad. That's why we try to help you people. It's true that I don't want to be touched by gaysexuals, but it is silly for you to think that gaysexualism is contagious. You should avoind getting touched by sexuals because they spread AIDS around.



                              Yes you can.
                              Do you have any proof that hell exists?

                              I don't think it's contagious, I was being sarcastic, if you couldn't tell. And it's nothing sad about being gay.

                              And anyway, if someone is gay or not, why would you people care? It doesn't affect you, and if they "go to hell" or not, why would it matter to you, since you're all obviously going straight to heaven?

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                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14076

                                #270
                                Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                                Originally posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
                                ...I'm a child...
                                Part of the sign-up process here is an attestation that you are 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER. As you have signed that agreement, you voluntarily relinquish any protection due to "children", so however anyone treats you here, IT'S YOUR OWN RESPONSIBILITY.

                                If you don't like it, go away. No one here owes you shit.

                                Originally posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
                                ...why would you people care? It doesn't affect you, and if they "go to hell" or not, why would it matter to you...
                                Unlike you, the True Christians™ are not selfish, unfeeling liars.

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