[Didymus Much]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

Did you miss the part where I was asking True Christians™?

Judging information based solely on the source of that information is called ad hominem, and is a fallacy (ie. wrong, in case you don't know that word).


And I'm not a "fake Christian". I'm not Christian at all.

[Basilissa]

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Hey Basilissa,
How do I repent?
And after I repent, how do I stop being attracted to girls?

Read the Holy Bible. All of it. It's not as boring as you might think - it has many more incestuous relations, rapes, murders, and genocides than the Game of Thrones!

Then, follow the Bible 100%. And I already told about the power of prayer, so re-read my previous post.

You also need to be baptized. If you were baptized as a little baby, that doesn't count. Baptism has to be accepted and understood by the person being baptized in order to be valid.

[BiHeathen]

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Hey Basilissa,
How do I repent?
And after I repent, how do I stop being attracted to girls?

[BiHeathen]

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Random fake Christian garbage

Did you miss the part where I was asking True Christians™?

[Didymus Much]

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...I want to be changed so God will love me

It's not about you being changed. It's about you changing yourself to be acceptable to God.

Seriously, people, this crap is like Intro to Christianity 101. What part of Scripture makes you think God wants anyone who has to be spoonfed and babysat all the time?

[Basilissa]

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Hey TrueChristians™
How am I meant to stop having lustful feelings about girls?
I want to be changed so God will love me

Read the Bible.

All answers to everything you need to know are there.

Lesbianism, just like homosexuality, is a sign that an individual is a sinner who turned God's Words into a lie:

Romans 1:25-27
25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

Did you change the truth of God into a lie and worshiped the creature more than the Creator?

Then REPENT!

All your sins may be forgiven - all but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost. You really don't want to do that:

Luke 12:10 And whosoever shall speak a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but unto him that blasphemeth against the Holy Ghost it shall not be forgiven.

Once God has forgiven you, then just pray and whatever you pray for will be given to you:

Mark 11:24 Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive [them], and ye shall have [them].

[BiHeathen]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

Hey TrueChristians™
How am I meant to stop having lustful feelings about girls?
I want to be changed so God will love me

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!



Word is getting out! People on the Streets are no longer willing to sit by quietly while God is ignored!


Glory!

[MitzaLizalor]

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You sound like you could use a hug from Jesus.

Be careful Mrs Etheldreda especially if he turns up with cakes

it's that name :: :: :: Cakes Then Tushes

[Mary Etheldreda]

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angry, incoherent rant

You sound like you could use a hug from Jesus.

[Cheesusthestank]

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Child killer. Did not the blessed Pastor Ezekiel tell you to introduce yourself. Your only making it worse for your self.

You mother <<<multiple expletives deleted>>> piece of <<<multiple expletives deleted>>>. Go <<<sexual reference removed>>> a god <<<expletive deleted>>> cactus <<<sexual reference removed>>>. Why in the he'll would you say such an awful thing to a child you <<<multiple expletives deleted>>>. <<<expletive deleted>>> Donald trump supporeer. Go <<<reference to an immoral behavior removed>>>, and drink bleach.

[handmaiden]

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Oh? When did God come down and rewrite every Bible in existence? I hadn't noticed.

Wait, just checked, and mine still has Leviticus 20:13.

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

Why do you worship a god who wants you dead?

Say what you will about Mr. Much, --such as the fact that he is going to hell-- but at least he isn't mis-leading others into Hell.


The Bible is laser-engraved, crystal clear on the subject of homosexuality and so-called "Gay Christians" are sadly deluding themselves.


"Gay" Christians are the absolute pinnacle of Fluffy Bunny Christians.


The God of the Bible doesn't want fluffy bunnies, puppies, or kittens to serve His Word. He wants sleek, sharp-toothed doberman pinschers to spread and protect the integrity of His Commandments. Except, of course, that He wants them to respond to attack commands spoken in English, not German.


Mennacingly Yours,


Handmaiden

[Redeemed Papist]

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if its so bad then why does it feel so good after only a little ***pharmacological reference to unnatural acts removed by moderator***?

That would be the Devil tempting you with stuff that's of this world.

1 John 2:15-17
15Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him. 16For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world. 17And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever.

You seem to think that if it feels good it's right. No, no, no! God did not give you a means of experiencing pleasure so you could feel joy. God gave you a means of feeling pleasure and joy in perverted filthy sex acts so you could be tempted to wickedness and iniquity. You're going to burn in Hell unless you do something about it.

James 4:4-6
4Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God. 5Do ye think that the scripture saith in vain, The spirit that dwelleth in us lusteth to envy? 6But he giveth more grace. Wherefore he saith, God resisteth the proud, but giveth grace unto the humble.

You are an adulterer if you are having gay sex because it is outside marriage. No True Christian seeks to have sex feel pleasurable even within marriage - it is a duty in order to spawn children. If you do not feel like it is a chore you are not doing it right.

Please stay away from the anal cavities and get with Jesus. Once you feel Him deep inside you you will crave nothing else.

[GayGayAndGay]

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Amen, Sister. God wrote it for a reason. Homosexuality is not part of His plan—that's why He made anal sex so exquisitely painful.

if its so bad then why does it feel so good after only a little ***pharmacological reference to unnatural acts removed by moderator***?

[Basilissa]

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Just a friendly reminder that God was genderqueer. The Bible says so (Genesis 1:27). So why do you hate us so much?

Sweetie, that verse tells us that God created him (that means, the man) in His own image. The woman was just an afterthought, and not created in His image.

Did you always have problems with reading comprehension, or does it happen only when you're taking drugs?