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  • #211
    Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

    Originally posted by LadyGentleman View Post
    I am a lesbian. As I recall, the passage in leviticus that you interpret as condemning homosexuality says something along the lines of "a man shall not lie with another man, as it is an abomination." So what about us girls who like girls? Are we sinners? And if that's so in you view, could you please explain why you think so? Also how would one go about "curing" me?
    It's not about what WE think, it's about what JESUS thinks, and of course Jesus can't stand filthy rug-munchers and disgusting pole-smokers. It's right there in the New Testament:

    (Romans 1:26-27) "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

    You should contact a Senior Pastor about getting help discarding your lesbian deathstyle choice.



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • #212
      Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

      I know that homosexuality can be overcome because I myself have had to do just that. And it's been years now since I have lusted over other women. I'm learning to rise above the flesh. I do have the blessing of loving men, also, I was never completely lesbian but I know it's possible to overcome such feelings. I know that raging hormones are not an excuse for any type of lust - including homosexuality. And I've come a really long way. So it can be done! I'm ashamed to admit my experiences but at the same time, if it will give someone else hope, then I would like to post this. You can do it! If you need help, come on here and pray, pray, pray. You can transform yourself, I promise. I used to be a very lustful person and now I'm not. And I'm happy about that...my life is much better now. It can happen! Don't give up!

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      • #213
        Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

        Originally posted by freemanjessica View Post
        I know that homosexuality can be overcome because I myself have had to do just that...
        Hi, um, Jessica (I'll assume that's your first name). Why don't you make your way to the Introductions forum so that the True Christians(tm) here can greet you properly? Make sure to follow the detailed instructions at the top of the page, and don't leave anything out about your years of lusting after the female form (including sordid and graphic details of your conquests, pics a plus).

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        • #214
          Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
          Hi, um, Jessica (I'll assume that's your first name). Why don't you make your way to the Introductions forum so that the True Christians™ here can greet you properly? Make sure to follow the detailed instructions at the top of the page, and don't leave anything out about your years of lusting after the female form (including sordid and graphic details of your conquests, pics a plus).
          Great, now we'll have to wade through another catalogue of carpet-cleaning and cunny-bumping.

          Nobody wants to read that stuff except you, Diddle-Us.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • #215
            Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            don't leave anything out about your years of lusting after the female form (including sordid and graphic details of your conquests, pics a plus).
            What, are the pages on your Penthouse Forums magazines all stuck together, so now you try to get cheap thrills on our family forum? I'd have thought that some of our righteousness would have rubbed off on you by now, but apparently you're just dead set on letting your addiction to masturbation stand between you and Salvation. It's sad.
            II Thessalonians 1:7-9
            And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
            In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
            Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
            The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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            • #216
              Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

              Ok, so, I wanted to ask something.

              Y'all keep talking about Satan raping non-believers up the butt, right? Does that mean Satan is gay? If Satan is gay, how does he punish the women who go to hell?

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              • #217
                Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
                ...If Satan is gay, how does he punish the women who go to hell?
                He makes them wear clashing colours, turns the TV from Oprah to a hockey game, and forbids them chattering inanely.

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                • #218
                  Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                  Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
                  Ok, so, I wanted to ask something.

                  Y'all keep talking about Satan raping non-believers up the butt, right? Does that mean Satan is gay? If Satan is gay, how does he punish the women who go to hell?
                  They are peeled like grapes and then repeatedly dipped in scalding hot spunk for all eternity. Take a look at THIS.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #219
                    Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    They are peeled like grapes and then repeatedly dipped in scalding hot spunk for all eternity. Take a look at THIS.
                    That doesn't sound so great.

                    Ok, next question! If homers like being anally raped, why would it be punishment or torture for Satan to spend eternity doing that to them? It sounds like it would be a reward for homers.

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                    • #220
                      Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                      Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
                      That doesn't sound so great.

                      Ok, next question! If homers like being anally raped, why would it be punishment or torture for Satan to spend eternity doing that to them? It sounds like it would be a reward for homers.
                      Did you look at the link?

                      God chooses the torture that will most annoy the sinner. Joos for example, are forced to serve glasses of porkfat to all the muslims in hell. They wear pigskins too, and they have to pay retail.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #221
                        Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                        Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
                        Ok, next question! If homers like being anally raped, why would it be punishment or torture for Satan to spend eternity doing that to them? It sounds like it would be a reward for homers.
                        The anal rape endured by homers in hell takes on an entirely different and horrific dimension since demons have hooked barbs on their tallywhackers. Plus, the end of their tallywhackers has a toothy mouth that chews the homers up from the insides, only for them to spontaneously regenerate to endure this over and over again, for all eternity.

                        Does a rectal pounding from this look like a reward to you?

                        II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                        And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                        In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                        Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                        The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                        • #222
                          Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                          Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                          The anal rape endured by homers in hell takes on an entirely different and horrific dimension since demons have hooked barbs on their tallywhackers. Plus, the end of their tallywhackers has a toothy mouth that chews the homers up from the insides, only for them to spontaneously regenerate to endure this over and over again, for all eternity.

                          Does a rectal pounding from this look like a reward to you?

                          Huh? What is a "tallywhacker?" OMG, are y'all so uptight and repressed that you can't even say 'penis' or 'cock' or 'dick' or 'one eyed snake' or even 'third leg?' That's funny.

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                          • #223
                            Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
                            *** erotica deleted***.
                            Please watch the potty mouth, Tina.



                            Yours in Christ,

                            Z. Smyth
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                            • #224
                              Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                              Originally posted by TinaSatan'sCumbucket View Post
                              Huh? What is a "tallywhacker?" OMG, are y'all so uptight and repressed that you can't even say 'penis' or 'cock' or 'dick' or 'one eyed snake' or even 'third leg?' That's funny.
                              Sometimes, members' children read over their shoulders here, TinaSatan'sCumbucket. So we try not to use inappropriate language.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • #225
                                Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                                I'm gay and can confirm all gay people, in every country in the
                                world, want to ruin society as a whole. You know the
                                recent hurricanes threatening the US? That was us. We all came
                                together and ran around in a circle. And the earthquakes?
                                We collectively agreed to jump up and down at various
                                points of the landscape.
                                We won't settle until assless chaps are appropriate attire,
                                until all media platforms show a constant stream of phallic
                                symbols, and until Gaga is the national anthem of everything.
                                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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