[Nick The Queer]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

Honestly, whats wrong with being homosexual. Its not like we hurt anyone. I just don't understand what makes people feel that they have the right to tell people that WHAT they are is wrong. This is a farce. Sexual orientation is determined by genetics. How can you persecute someone for being born a certain way. That's just like saying that being black is wrong, or being mentally retarded is a sin.

Society is changing, get used to it.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Unnatural - Lacking human qualities or sympathies; monstrous; inhuman.

I personally think unnatural more describes a gross transgendered "thing" that has destroyed their body which is a gift from God.

I don't see how it is unnatural to be a respected, honest, God fearing pastor. It really seems like the better choice.

[Tallywacker Hater]

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Tara- You really don't see anything wrong with this?

Actually, now that you think about it, yeah, there is something wrong there.

Being a pastor does seem pretty darn un-natural.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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I have a good friend who is both transgendered and a pastor.

Tara- You really don't see anything wrong with this?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You say I was awarded a "tallywacker," I say I was burdened with a penis.

Either way, I could stand to do without.

You'll take what Jesus gave you and you'll LIKE IT!? GOT IT!?

Sweet Jesus, what are you thinking! He made you a Man (in His image) and now you want to throw that package back in His face!? Are you insane!?

You remind me of these "whiggers" we get in here from time to time. Perfectly good, normal White boys who want to give it all up and turn coon. I can't figure them out either.

[Tallywacker Hater]

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...Says the pervert who claims to be a woman but admits to having been awarded a tallywacker by Jesus upon birth...

You say I was awarded a "tallywacker," I say I was burdened with a penis.

Either way, I could stand to do without.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Didn't Jesus hate hypocrites?

...Says the pervert who claims to be a woman but admits to having been awarded a tallywacker by Jesus upon birth...

[Tallywacker Hater]

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So in other words, you don't think Christians should have the right to freedom of speech?

No, but I do think that in todays America, when Christians like yourself complain about persecution, it reeks of hypocracy. Didn't Jesus hate hypocrites?

[Brother Temperance]

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Anyway, being gay or transsexual does not mean you can't be a Christian.

Yes it does. You can't be a servant of God and an abomination against God at the same time. It just doesn't work.

Besides, I think you people should be the ones talking the least about persecution.

So in other words, you don't think Christians should have the right to freedom of speech?

[Tallywacker Hater]

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How about this: God mockery is a sin whether you're a queer or not!

Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

Isn't that why you're here? To mock Jesus and persecute His flock?

I never said that. Now you're putting words in my mouth, dear.

Anyway, being gay or transsexual does not mean you can't be a Christian. I have a good friend who is both transgendered and a pastor.

Besides, I think you people should be the ones talking the least about persecution.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh, Zeke, that's no fun!

How about this? Are transsexual lesbians double sinning? Or is it okay for them to go clam diving with other women, even after surgery? Inquiring minds want to know!

How about this: God mockery is a sin whether you're a queer or not!

Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

Isn't that why you're here? To mock Jesus and persecute His flock?

[Tallywacker Hater]

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Deuteronomy 23:1

He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Does this answer your question? Perhaps by giving up whoremones, forgetting about having Mr. Happy Jacques amputated and joining BASH you can have a shot at Heaven.

To answer your question, heterosexual carpet munching as a prelude to impregnation is sort of acceptable. Marry a Christian woman, do the muff thing if you can stand the odor and dignify her with your semen. You only have to do it every nine months.

And BTW, think how proud your parents would be if you gave them a grandchild.

Hahaha finnochio. Your little pee-pee wouldn't do the job, would it. That's why you want to get a euphasim.

Actually, yeah. Hormones don't cut off my "tallywacker," but they do cause it to loose functionality. It won't get hard (easily) and I'm sterile, too. Can't have kids, even if I quite hormones.

Doesn't matter, anyway. I already have kids and I don't plan to quit hormones, regardless.

[Roberta]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

Deuteronomy 23:1

He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Does this answer your question? Perhaps by giving up whoremones, forgetting about having Mr. Happy Jacques amputated and joining BASH you can have a shot at Heaven.

To answer your question, heterosexual carpet munching as a prelude to impregnation is sort of acceptable. Marry a Christian woman, do the muff thing if you can stand the odor and dignify her with your semen. You only have to do it every nine months.

And BTW, think how proud your parents would be if you gave them a grandchild.

Hahaha finnochio. Your little pee-pee wouldn't do the job, would it. That's why you want to get a euphasim.

[Tallywacker Hater]

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Oh, Zeke, that's no fun!

How about this? Are transsexual lesbians double sinning? Or is it okay for them to go clam diving with other women, even after surgery? Inquiring minds want to know!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Actually, you can consider yourself corrected. Okay, yeah, you can say it was in Jesus name if you want. Whatever. Anyway, a beaner is an ethnic slur refering to lots of beans in hispanic foods while wetback refers to illegal aliens who enter the country by swimming across the Rio Grande.

But, let's go on to the next question, shall we? I'm transsexual. That alone does not make me a "homer." What if I get SRS and start dating lesbians. Would either one of us be sinners? Better yet, what if I dated a F2M transsexual? Would either of us sin, then?

Those questions have been answered. Jesus considers you a filthy vile pervert, end of story.

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;