[Jpagan]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

Wow, that does clear things up quite a bit. Thank you for your post! However that just leave the one portion of my question I'm sill confused about.

Why would God tempt man so much by creating him with the equipment to experience so much pleasure from sodomy?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

By being queer, isn't it more like God is sad that his boy went astray and sad that he now has to cast him into the lake of fire, as opposed to hatred and delighting in casting him to Satan?

I will tackle your two glaring misunderstandings in reverse order.

Misunderstanding #2: "casting him to Satan".

You have clearly watched Little Nicky, or read Dante or Milton, instead of the Bible.

Hell is God's Lake of Fire. As Revelation 20-21 tells us, God will (future tense) cast Satan into the Lake of Fire, where he will be burned alive for all time. But that hasn't happened yet; it occurs at Judgment. The Bible in no way indicates that Satan is presently in Hell. Rather, he is roaming free in the world, creating false religions like Wicca.

Misunderstanding #1: "Sad that He now has to . . ."

God doesn't have to do anything God doesn't want to.

Also in Revelation 20-21, we learn that God will resurrect all the world's people from unknowing death for Judgment. He will cast sinners and unbelievers into His Lake of Fire to be burned alive for all eternity, along with Satan.

Now, I'm going to apply just a tiny bit of that logic you atheists are so fond of:

If God "loved" sinners, and was "sad" to toss them into His Lake of Fire, why exactly would He not simply leave them dead and unknowing? Why resurrect and torture them for all eternity? Does that make sense?

Only if you have a mighty sick concept of "love"!

No, God resurrects sinners so He may torture them for all eternity because they have disobeyed Him through sin or disbelief. He HATES them.

[Jpagan]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

So being anally raped by multiple anonymous arse bandits is the same as mainlining heroine with a dirty needle


You do know that by being a queer God wants you dead and in Hell, don't you?

For it to be rape, doesn't it have to be against the will of one of the participants? I willingly opened myself up to my lover.

By being queer, isn't it more like God is sad that his boy went astray and sad that he now has to cast him into the lake of fire, as opposed to hatred and delighting in casting him to Satan?

But thats the main question I have here. If God doesn't want us to be gay, why did he give guys a pleasure point in the prostate? Why tempt us so?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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So anal rape causes euphoria? You know what else causes euphoria?

That's right: heroine addiction. So being anally raped by multiple anonymous arse bandits is the same as mainlining heroine with a dirty needle

Two things to be avoided, I think.

You do know that by being a queer God wants you dead and in Hell, don't you?

Yours in Christ.

[Jpagan]

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You seem to know an awful lot about this subject. Personal experience, sinner?

I have been formally trained in the subjects of Biology and Primate Studies. But it so happens, yes I have partaken in anal sex, and found the experience euphoric.

I found it more satisfying and much more pleasurable than intercourse with a woman.

(Does this get me the Homer badge?)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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It is a gland possessed only by men that aids in the production and delivery of seamen. It only plays a minor part in Heterosexual intercourse. However in Homosexual intercourse the pressure upon / massaging of the prostate that takes place enhances the sensuality and eventual climax of the situation many many times over.

(I attempted to be as clinical and unoffensive as possible. Please send me an edit in where I could have improved to this end.)

You seem to know an awful lot about this subject. Personal experience, sinner?

[Roberta]

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It is a gland possessed only by men that aids in the production and delivery of seamen. It only plays a minor part in Heterosexual intercourse. However in Homosexual intercourse the pressure upon / massaging of the prostate that takes place enhances the sensuality and eventual climax of the situation many many times over.

(I attempted to be as clinical and unoffensive as possible. Please send me an edit in where I could have improved to this end.)

AIDS and sailors--I have heard enough, thank you.

[Jpagan]

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What is a prostrate?

It is a gland possessed only by men that aids in the production and delivery of seamen. It only plays a minor part in Heterosexual intercourse. However in Homosexual intercourse the pressure upon / massaging of the prostate that takes place enhances the sensuality and eventual climax of the situation many many times over.

(I attempted to be as clinical and unoffensive as possible. Please send me an edit in where I could have improved to this end.)

[Roberta]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

But then I don't understand how he could tempt men with that pleasure center,the prostate, thats used in Anal sex.

What is a prostrate?

[Jpagan]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

Amen, Sister. God wrote it for a reason. Homosexuality is not part of His plan—that's why He made anal sex so exquisitely painful.

Actually this relates to one of my burning questions, so I hope I'm on the right board.

For the sake of argument I agree, GOD hates Homosexuals and wants them killed.

But then I don't understand how he could tempt men with that pleasure center,the prostate, thats used in Anal sex. It's just fantastic. Is he testing gay males? Or is it to curb the number of heathen births?

Thank you for your time in answering this seriously.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

So I, as a rape victim, should be killed?
Did I ask the man: Please rape me?!
No, there was nothing I could do an yet I need to die?

On what basis do you say that that's the determining factor? You certainly didn't get it out of the Bible. You therefore must be using some moral standard external to the Bible, in which case, why call yourself a Christian?

But I'm really going now, early day tomorrow.

(And for the record, I don't hate you guys or something.)
Have a nice day further

Have a blessed evening.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

So I, as a rape victim, should be killed?
Did I ask the man: Please rape me?!
No, there was nothing I could do an yet I need to die?
But I'm really going now, early day tomorrow.

(And for the record, I don't hate you guys or something.)
Have a nice day further

You really are determined to open the can of worms aren't you.

I'll give you the chapter and verse on what God thinks about rape and you can see for yourself. You see, we aren't ashamed of God so don't blame us if you don't like what you read.

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
Deuteronomy 22:23-24
Numbers 31:7-18

[Justagirl_]

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So it's just your opinion that God meant it about Jesus and stuff you like but not about massive acts of wanton genocide and that gays, people who strike their parents, adulterers, rape victims and people who blaspheme should be killed. You have no actual foundation whatever for your beliefs.

So I, as a rape victim, should be killed?
Did I ask the man: Please rape me?!
No, there was nothing I could do an yet I need to die?
But I'm really going now, early day tomorrow.

(And for the record, I don't hate you guys or something.)
Have a nice day further

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

Yeah, you've been paying attention, I can't deny that. But all you guys told me is that if I was a boy my fathers would rape me.
Any chance you guys are overreacting? So because they don't love women they are pedophiles?

Right, look, you're not going to believe anything bad about them because they've brainwashed you into thinking they are good and so on. So that's a closed book.

So let's move on to more neutral, less awkward for you, ground. In what way are we wrong about what God thinks about your "dads"?

[Justagirl_]

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We've been paying attention to what you say. You just don't like what we have to say in response, even though we back it up with God's Word.

You tell us. What does the Bible say?

Yeah, you've been paying attention, I can't deny that. But all you guys told me is that if I was a boy my fathers would rape me.
Any chance you guys are overreacting? So because they don't love women they are pedophiles?