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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #31
    Re: Best way to cure a homer?

    Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
    Where does does the rare, genuine hermaphrodite figure in all of this.

    Can a hermaphrodite be straight or gay?

    Surely the more important question is, can they ever be Saved?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Jesus is Lord
      Devout seeker of the Truth™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 639

      #32
      Re: Best way to cure a homer?

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      Surely the more important question is, can they ever be Saved?
      I doubt it as GOD made them that way as a punishment, most likely for the sins of it's parents.
      The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
      Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #33
        Re: Best way to cure a homer?

        Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
        Where does does the rare, genuine hermaphrodite figure in all of this.

        Can a hermaphrodite be straight or gay?

        I have to think that God would surely have nothing to do with creating such a monstrosity. As they are obviously a product of Satan copulating with witches, maybe they should be tossed into a furnace at birth?
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        • OnYourKnees
          On Extended Furlough
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2006
          • 4729

          #34
          Re: Best way to cure a homer?

          It does appear that a lot of folks are enamored with Ted Haggard's Three Week Magical Mystery Cure! Not so many favor longer-term processes, like Betty Bowers' BASH program, or Exodus International's prayer and shame method.

          I imagine this all falls to the actual root cause of Homerism. I bet it's time for another poll, huh?

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          • maverickxeo
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jan 2007
            • 261

            #35
            Re: Best way to cure a homer?

            Do you 'help' homosexuals without their permission?

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            • Rev. Dr. Davidson
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2007
              • 1439

              #36
              Re: Best way to cure a homer?

              Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
              Do you 'help' homosexuals without their permission?
              Of course not. That would be illegal, and Jesus did tell us to follow secular laws, unfortunately. If some poor parent asks us to take their child in the middle of the night at their favorite homer hangout, we do our absolute best to help them.
              "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
              (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #37
                Re: Best way to cure a homer?

                Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
                Do you 'help' homosexuals without their permission?
                Certainly not! Everyone eventually gives their permission.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • maverickxeo
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 261

                  #38
                  Re: Best way to cure a homer?

                  Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
                  Of course not. That would be illegal, and Jesus did tell us to follow secular laws, unfortunately. If some poor parent asks us to take their child in the middle of the night at their favorite homer hangout, we do our absolute best to help them.
                  Thanks, I respect your religion a bit more.

                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                  Certainly not! Everyone eventually gives their permission.
                  Well, I don't know about everyone giving permission.

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                  • Damion Reed
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 1

                    #39
                    Re: Best way to cure a homer?

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    You've been watching too many cartoons about King Arthur, fool. Do you have any idea what people smelled like in your lovely "middle ages"? God hadn't yet given Mankind soap, shampoo, deoderant or even toilet paper.

                    Its like the way frenchies smell even now.
                    Actually sir, they most certainly did have soap in the Middle Ages. They were very clean people, as the era was one of practiced hygiene. There is evidence that they bathed frequently, and washed their hands, their hair, and their clothing every day.

                    Source: I'm taking Humanities in university.

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                    • darkmansaved
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • May 2010
                      • 3

                      #40
                      Re: Best way to cure a homer?

                      Best way to cure a homer is castration and/or stoning

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                      • Benedict A. Davis
                        Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 3900

                        #41
                        Re: Best way to cure a homer?

                        Originally posted by darkmansaved View Post
                        Best way to cure a homer is castration and/or stoning







                        please take a moment to introduce yourself in that forum, I would like to know who I am having fellowship with. Maybe you could tell me your favorite KJV 1611 scripture or parable.
                        sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                        Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                        Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                        Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                        • BelieverInGod
                          Fourm Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 9269

                          #42
                          Re: Best way to cure a homer?

                          Originally posted by darkmansaved View Post
                          Best way to cure a homer is castration and/or stoning
                          You made an account, answered Biblical questions all so you could make one post in a 3-year-old thread?

                          You don't have much of a life, do you.
                          Drama queen

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                          • Luciemort
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 1

                            #43
                            Re: Best way to cure a homer?

                            Best way to cure a homer?

                            Leave us alone. Our personal lives have nothing to do with you.

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                            • Levi Jones
                              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                               
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 13930

                              #44
                              Re: Best way to cure a homer?

                              Originally posted by Luciemort View Post
                              Best way to cure a homer?

                              Leave us alone. Our personal lives have nothing to do with you.
                              You took the time to show up here unsaved and unwelcomed. You took offense to a particular thread. You took the time to register here and google the test question. Then, you proceeded to wait for the confirmation email to tell us to leave you alone?
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                              • Jarod Osborne
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 24

                                #45
                                Re: Best way to cure a homer?

                                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                You took the time to show up here unsaved and unwelcomed. You took offense to a particular thread. You took the time to register here and google the test question. Then, you proceeded to wait for the confirmation email to tell us to leave you alone?
                                Gives quite an insight into the insidious doublespeak that the homers are using to promote their agenda.
                                And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
                                -Revelation 22:19

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