Tweet
Special thanks to Mother Glynndie and RDD for shaping up this wonderful idea:
We've all seen images of the effeminate, womanly hippie Jesus that Catholics promote, with those doe-like (or "deer in the headlights") eyes, supple lips, and porcelain skin. Sometimes, were it not for the often-scraggly beard, I'd think I was looking at the next Playboy Playmate! (Not that I'd look at such depraved filth, mind you.)
Surely, the Catholics promote this effeminate image of Jesus to attract similar fellows into their priesthood. We all know what sort of people end up Catholic priests, don't we!
Jesus was raised as a CARPENTER! He was MANLY! Let's all post those manly Jesus images here, to help our Homer friends recognize the strong, rough-handed carpenter Our Lord was raised as! After seeing the true, masculine Jesus, I'd wager they come running with open arms to meet our Savior, begging Him to enter them and fill them with His Spirit!
If some would care to post "Bad Image of Jesus" (that is, Catholic feminized version) alongside a "Good Image of Jesus" (a proper, Manly Baptist Jesus) for comparison, that could be a useful tool in retraining those demented minds.
Here's a suitable image to get the ball rolling! Look, Jesus happily pounds away, while an apostle uses both hands (safety first!) to show Jesus his rather substantial piece of wood!
I'm not entirely sure about the apron, though. I'd bet we can do better!
We've all seen images of the effeminate, womanly hippie Jesus that Catholics promote, with those doe-like (or "deer in the headlights") eyes, supple lips, and porcelain skin. Sometimes, were it not for the often-scraggly beard, I'd think I was looking at the next Playboy Playmate! (Not that I'd look at such depraved filth, mind you.)
Surely, the Catholics promote this effeminate image of Jesus to attract similar fellows into their priesthood. We all know what sort of people end up Catholic priests, don't we!
Jesus was raised as a CARPENTER! He was MANLY! Let's all post those manly Jesus images here, to help our Homer friends recognize the strong, rough-handed carpenter Our Lord was raised as! After seeing the true, masculine Jesus, I'd wager they come running with open arms to meet our Savior, begging Him to enter them and fill them with His Spirit!
If some would care to post "Bad Image of Jesus" (that is, Catholic feminized version) alongside a "Good Image of Jesus" (a proper, Manly Baptist Jesus) for comparison, that could be a useful tool in retraining those demented minds.
Here's a suitable image to get the ball rolling! Look, Jesus happily pounds away, while an apostle uses both hands (safety first!) to show Jesus his rather substantial piece of wood!
I'm not entirely sure about the apron, though. I'd bet we can do better!
Comment