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  • H. Montague Worthington
    True Christian™ Entrepreneur
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2716

    #16
    Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

    Jesus is a manly man.
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    • Virginia Day Templeton
      Christ's Battle Axe
       
      • Dec 2006
      • 2827

      #17
      Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

      Some artwork depicting our Savior as He prepares to unleash the martial arts fury that was His alone before it was stolen from Him by a batch of Godless chinks:

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      • Poetic Peter
        Christian Poet Emeritus
        Forum Member
        • Nov 2006
        • 1696

        #18
        Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

        Ooof! That kicks up the adrenaline. Va Va VOOOOOoom, Va.
        Most effective. Your Art improves itself, and minds.

        ___________

        Slight digression. Look at Jesus saving some ancient homer:



        There's a story behind this image---a story of indecent snide atheism
        v. Christian spirit turning the other cheek.


        Open first

        an' read


        Open last

        ---

        See Joey's guest book: spammed by haters. It's so evil of atheists to be so bad.
        Last edited by Poetic Peter; 02-13-2007, 01:04 AM. Reason: noticed Joey's guest book--nobody's kind to him

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        • Virginia Day Templeton
          Christ's Battle Axe
           
          • Dec 2006
          • 2827

          #19
          Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

          Here's an example of the heretical Catlick perversions Brother OYK was talking about. It depicts an emasculated Christ with feminized breasts caving to the advances of a cross-dressing pansy and a burly sodomite—PLATINUM TITHERS ONLY!





          (Please click "Back" on your browser if you are not absolutely certain of your salvation.)





          (This is your last chance. Click "Back" now, or dare to forge ahead.)





          (I'm giving you one final chance. This is heresy at its most soul-damning!)








          Last edited by Virginia Day Templeton; 02-13-2007, 01:14 AM.
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          • Poetic Peter
            Christian Poet Emeritus
            Forum Member
            • Nov 2006
            • 1696

            #20
            Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

            "Mother"

            "Yes, dear?"

            "I think I'm (temporarily) dead."

            _______________

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            • Glendora Christianson
              Spiritual Mother of LBC
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2329

              #21
              Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

              Normally, I would never get on the vibrating seat of a Harley Davidson. But with HIM . . . definitely!
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              Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708

                #22
                Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

                Swoon...
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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2026
                  • 15118

                  #23
                  Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

                  Those of you only on Dial-up probably won't benefit from these images.
                  Your slow connection makes Jesus© weep.

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                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • OnYourKnees
                    On Extended Furlough
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 4729

                    #24
                    Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

                    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                    Those of you only on Dial-up probably won't benefit from these images.
                    Your slow connection makes Jesus© weep.
                    Some of those images looked rather . . . "pretty", Sister. Did some images of Mary Magdelene get mixed up in there?

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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2026
                      • 15118

                      #25
                      Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

                      Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                      Some of those images looked rather . . . "pretty", Sister. Did some images of Mary Magdelene get mixed up in there?
                      Don't mention THAT Woman to me!!

                      Not at all. They are actual photo's of Jesus in his younger days.
                      I hope that you wouldn't infer that Jesus was a Girlie man?

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708

                        #26
                        Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

                        ~~~Swoon~~~~

                        Now THAT's a manly pic!

                        With Lve, Sister Thumper
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                        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 12414

                          #27
                          Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

                          PRAISE! Now that's Jesus! I'm still not fond of the depiction of long hair, but that's far from the effeminate wimp portrayed in so many pictures!
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                          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                          • Brother Sydup
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 6

                            #28
                            Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

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                            • Daniel
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 113

                              #29
                              Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

                              I wonder if the Muslims ever think of Jesus like this?
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                              • OnYourKnees
                                On Extended Furlough
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 4729

                                #30
                                Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

                                Originally posted by God's_Hacker View Post
                                I wonder if the Muslims ever think of Jesus like this?
                                This thread is for images of Manly Jesus, not Muslim Jesus.

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