Methodists Decide "What We Need is More Sin"

[Johny Joe Hold]

The last head of United Methodists was a lesbo. When she decided to retire I thought, "Good. Now Methodists can stop sinning." But no, they just elected another lesbo to replace the one leaving. Do Methodists think God does not notice these things? Do they think they can mock God? The great and historical denomination of John Wesley is now the most sinful one in Christianity.

United Methodists elect a third openly gay, married bishop (religionnews.com)

[Isabella White]

The last head of United Methodists was a lesbo. When she decided to retire I thought, "Good. Now Methodists can stop sinning." But no, they just elected another lesbo to replace the one leaving. Do Methodists think God does not notice these things? Do they think they can mock God? The great and historical denomination of John Wesley is now the most sinful one in Christianity.

United Methodists elect a third openly gay, married bishop (religionnews.com)

Oh, Dear. 'Tis a sad day for the Methodists, dear Brother Mayor Hold — and it will be even sadder when they stand before Almighty on the Day of Judgment!

I Corinthians 6:9,10:

⁹ Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
¹⁰ Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of .

I Peter 4:5 "Who shall give account to that is ready to judge the quick and the dead."

Those Methodist homersexualists may think they are showing that they are welcoming (and welcomed), but their sad, rainbow attire will not save them when they find out just how unwelcome they are in Heaven!

[MitzaLizalor]

Psalm 35:27-28 Let them shout for joy and be glad, that favour my righteous cause: yea, let them say continually, Let the LORD be magnified, which hath pleasure in the prosperity of his servant. And my tongue shall speak of thy righteousness and of thy praise all the day long.

I decided to look at their METHODIST HYMN-BOOK and right there on page 1 (it's a bit difficult to read) in the 3rd verse, which is quoted below:

Jesus! the name that calms our fears,
That bids our sorrows cease,
’Tis music in the sinner's ears,
’Tis life, and health, and peace.

To what extent does that bunch celebrate joy, gladness or righteousness as outlined in the 35th Psalm? To what extent have their sorrows ceased? There are of course many different standards of righteousness, not all in agreement with God's explicit standard.

"Why is it explicit?" they may ask. And it's simple: God has recorded it in The Bible so that we can read it and know what His standard is. Many weird sects and cults do not accept The Bible as any sort of authority; indeed as-yet-undiscovered tribes in the Amazon basin or the wild north of Japan do not even know that it exists. And since they're undiscovered, we have no idea what their standard might be. This does not apply to Methodists: they have a hymn-book and The Bible and presumably can read so must be aware of God's standard even if they disagree with it.

"So why call themselves Methodists?" any sane person may wonder. I have no idea. Plenty of people [heathens -ed.] have standards differing from, or diametrically opposed to, what God teaches us. Many say there's no God anyway to teach anyone anything. And they don't claim to be Methodists. Here, where very little joy is wrought by a thousand tongues from the look of things, the standard is diametrically opposed to anything Biblical AND YET they masquerade as Methodists? The only solution I can see is that their sect is no longer Christian. No wonder they register their unique take on JOY!