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  • Delicate
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    • Jul 2009
    • 15

    #31
    Re: I am a homer, save me please.

    That is an easy answer, my dear Danyal. You must ejaculate to relieve yourself of such feelings.

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    • Danyal
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      • Jul 2009
      • 38

      #32
      Re: I am a homer, save me please.

      Originally posted by Delicate View Post
      That is an easy answer, my dear Danyal. You must ejaculate to relieve yourself of such feelings.
      I'll be sure to relieve myself tonight. I must fetch some Kleenex from the store...

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      • Delicate
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        • Jul 2009
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        #33
        Re: I am a homer, save me please.

        That's a good boy, Danyal.

        Oh dear, another infraction. Reason: Getting Marshalls dander up.

        Dander is material shed from the body of various animals, similar to dandruff or pet pollen. It may contain scales of dried skin and hair, or feathers. It is a frequent cause of allergy in humans.

        Epic fail, Marshall, my dear.

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        • Danyal
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          • Jul 2009
          • 38

          #34
          Re: I am a homer, save me please.

          Ew Marshall.
          Where did you get dander from?
          Have you been acting innapropriately with animals AGAIN?

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          • Marshall
            Righteous and Patriotic
            Highest body count at the VFW
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2006
            • 3322

            #35
            Re: I am a homer, save me please.

            Originally posted by Delicate View Post
            blasphemy deleted
            Your past posts say you are a transexual pedophile. Lying will only make it worse, accept Jesus and abandon your sinful urges! You are singling me out because I make too much sense for your tiny homo brain to understand. It blows your mind how close I am to nailing your thoughts and how it really is to be you. You know being gay is wrong and Jesus hates it so you have yourself butchered in Mexico to be a "female". Even then you know it feels wrong being you so you focus on those who don't notice your huge adams apple and hairy hands. The children, our most innocent of lambs. Shame on you for being what you are. I will pray but not for you, I will pray for all the kids you know. Pervert.
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • Myron Pollard
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2009
              • 242

              #36
              Re: I am a homer, save me please.

              Originally posted by Delicate View Post
              That's a good boy, Danyal.

              Oh dear, another infraction. Reason: Getting Marshalls dander up.

              Dander is material shed from the body of various animals, similar to dandruff or pet pollen. It may contain scales of dried skin and hair, or feathers. It is a frequent cause of allergy in humans.

              Epic fail, Marshall, my dear.
              Dander-2: anger, temper <now don't get your dander up>.

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              • Myron Pollard
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2009
                • 242

                #37
                Re: I am a homer, save me please.

                Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                Your past posts say you are a transexual pedophile. Lying will only make it worse, accept Jesus and abandon your sinful urges! You are singling me out because I make too much sense for your tiny homo brain to understand. It blows your mind how close I am to nailing your thoughts and how it really is to be you. You know being gay is wrong and Jesus hates it so you have yourself butchered in Mexico to be a "female". Even then you know it feels wrong being you so you focus on those who don't notice your huge adams apple and hairy hands. The children, our most innocent of lambs. Shame on you for being what you are. I will pray but not for you, I will pray for all the kids you know. Pervert.
                Praise Jesus....

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                • Danyal
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                  • Jul 2009
                  • 38

                  #38
                  Re: I am a homer, save me please.

                  Originally posted by Myron Pollard View Post
                  Praise Allah....
                  You support Allah?

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                  • Myron Pollard
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 242

                    #39
                    Re: I am a homer, save me please.

                    Originally posted by Danyal View Post
                    You support Jesus?
                    Bye Bye...

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                    • Delicate
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                      • Jul 2009
                      • 15

                      #40
                      Re: I am a homer, save me please.

                      Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                      Your past posts say you are a transexual pedophile. Lying will only make it worse, accept Jesus and abandon your sinful urges! You are singling me out because I make too much sense for your tiny homo brain to understand. It blows your mind how close I am to nailing your thoughts and how it really is to be you. You know being gay is wrong and Jesus hates it so you have yourself butchered in Mexico to be a "female". Even then you know it feels wrong being you so you focus on those who don't notice your huge adams apple and hairy hands. The children, our most innocent of lambs. Shame on you for being what you are. I will pray but not for you, I will pray for all the kids you know. Pervert.
                      I'd happily show you picture of myself throughout my life, easily capturing the wonders of my female essence. Although, that would make you a sick perverted fk, now wouldn't it my dear sweet Marshall.

                      Perhaps you'd also like me to share the incredible video I secretly captured of the two of us in bed together last night? Oh you are such an ANIMAL in bed! I've never been turned on by such a beast before! No, I'm sure you wouldn't want me to showcase our passionate embrace, now would you?

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                      • Danyal
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                        • Jul 2009
                        • 38

                        #41
                        Re: I am a homer, save me please.

                        Originally posted by Myron Pollard View Post
                        Bye Bye...
                        Where are you going?

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                        • Delicate
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                          • Jul 2009
                          • 15

                          #42
                          Re: I am a homer, save me please.

                          Originally posted by Danyal View Post
                          Where are you going?
                          His little playmate must have arrived. Being the old man he is, I'm sure it won't be long until he is back from his pedo hour.

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                          • alicia
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 13

                            #43
                            Re: I am a homer, save me please.

                            Oh my!! Now I will never wear purple again

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                            • Marshall
                              Righteous and Patriotic
                              Highest body count at the VFW
                              True Christian™
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 3322

                              #44
                              Re: I am a homer, save me please.

                              Allah is a terrorists imaginary friend. No bearing on anything really other than they sure love to scream it out whenever they kill themselves.
                              Olive Snackbar! Ha ha Islam is pathetic.

                              Danyol you can be saved. You just need to kneel and get your head down and really concentrate on pleasing Jesus. I mean really get into it until Jesus comes into you and your all frothy and begging the Lord to make it stop.
                              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                              • Danyal
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                                • Jul 2009
                                • 38

                                #45
                                Re: I am a homer, save me please.

                                Originally posted by Delicate View Post
                                His little playmate must have arrived. Being the old man he is, I'm sure it won't be long until he is back from his pedo hour.
                                Oh, it's masturbation hour?
                                Best go get my Kleenex NOW then...

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