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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #1

    Sodomite Swimmer Peddles His Body

    I'm sure that everyone knows by now that sodomites are taking over more and more sports. They can be seen prancing around in soccer games, bicycle racing, tennis and even curling. Now we have this latest shameful episode by an AMERICAN swimmer. They are growing bolder by the day, as they embrace satan an reject Christ's love.

    Ladies, avert your eyes!



    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #2
    Re: Sodomite Swimmer Peddles His Body

    First it was 'Speedos', then the skin tight 'body suits', now this? I thought what women wore was bad, this is horrifying!
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Sodomite Swimmer Peddles His Body

      When will they start wearing pasties?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #4
        Re: Sodomite Swimmer Peddles His Body

        Originally posted by young iron crotch
        It was a wardrobe malfunction...get your facts, idiots. He obviously didn't special order a swimsuit with a hole in the ass.
        Why would we trust someone called "young iron crotch" on the subject of appropriately modest attire for the nether regions?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: Sodomite Swimmer Peddles His Body

          Originally posted by young iron crotch
          I made my name because mister and misses old iron crotch are my heroes
          and:
          http://www.thelondonpaper.com/thelon...be-malfunction
          So you are a flaming Homer?????????
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Oakland "Reb" Griner
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 2241

            #6
            Re: Sodomite Swimmer Peddles His Body

            It gets WORSE !!


            This swimmer is brazenly playing with himself, in public !!



            Last edited by Oakland "Reb" Griner; 08-27-2009, 01:31 PM.
            Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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            • rafm
              Unsaved trash, Godless sodomite
              • Jul 2009
              • 5

              #7
              Re: Sodomite Swimmer Peddles His Body

              Why did you post gay porn? I am thinking about being gay and you have caused me to stumble....doesn't the bible say it would be better if you were never born since you caused me to stumble?

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              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                True Christian™ Televangelist
                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 8622

                #8
                Re: Sodomite Swimmer Peddles His Body

                Originally posted by rafm27 View Post
                Why did you post gay porn? I am thinking about being gay and you have caused me to stumble....doesn't the bible say it would be better if you were never born since you caused me to stumble?
                Well, the Bible commands that sodomites like you be put to death. You might be better off if you were never born since you are on the path to Hell, sinner!

                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                • rafm
                  Unsaved trash, Godless sodomite
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 5

                  #9
                  Re: Sodomite Swimmer Peddles His Body

                  Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                  Well, the Bible commands that sodomites like you be put to death. You might be better off if you were never born since you are on the path to Hell, sinner!
                  So you justify your sin because you think that mine is greater than yours?

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                  • JennyD
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Sweet Placid Sister
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567

                    #10
                    Re: Sodomite Swimmer Peddles His Body

                    Originally posted by rafm27 View Post
                    Why did you post gay porn? I am thinking about being gay and you have caused me to stumble....doesn't the bible say it would be better if you were never born since you caused me to stumble?
                    Get a grip on yourself, young man, and stop gazing lustfully at those images of near-naked, wet swimmers!

                    This is not a time to play, but a time to pray!

                    Drop to your knees! Beg the Lord's forgiveness, lest He throw you into Hell forever and ever!
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                    • rafm
                      Unsaved trash, Godless sodomite
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 5

                      #11
                      Re: Sodomite Swimmer Peddles His Body

                      If the Rev. Speaks for God will he also kill me for God? I'm scared every day of my life because of my struggle...I thought Jesus' people could help me....but I think they just want to hurt me and maybe kill me too.

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                      • rafm
                        Unsaved trash, Godless sodomite
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 5

                        #12
                        Re: Sodomite Swimmer Peddles His Body

                        Originally posted by rafm27 View Post
                        So you justify your sin because you think that mine is greater than yours?
                        I forgot to ask...will Jesus also over look and justify your sin of tempting me? Can you no longer do wrong things now that you love Jesus?

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                        • Rev. Jim Osborne
                          True Christian™ Televangelist
                          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 8622

                          #13
                          Re: Sodomite Swimmer Peddles His Body

                          I'm not the one sinning here. You're the one ogling male swimmers and entertaining homosexual fantasies. If you truly want to become Ex-Gay you must be serious about your commitment towards Jesus. You need to stop letting men enter inside you and let Jesus enter inside, instead!

                          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                          • Bill Proper
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 51

                            #14
                            Re: Sodomite Swimmer Peddles His Body

                            Even if this was a simple wardrobe malfunction the reason for such a malfunction can be traced to the super skin tight skimpy swim wear these guys wear opposed to the regular swimwear one should wear in such events.

                            As for the other swimmer with his hands down his pants, I can hardly suggest he shouldn’t need to adjust himself as his swim suit was already so small and snug that he should’ve already been adjusted.

                            Had he been wearing the proper swim attire none of this hand action down the pants would have been necessary.

                            Michael Jackson is defiantly to blame for the hand on the crotch and down the pants that we see all these youth doing today. If you think I am making this up I invite you to show me one music video released before “Can’t get enough” by that boy raping child molesting self made Oreo called Michael Jackson then I will eat my words!
                            Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these courageous couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds

                            And this applies to me in delivering Gods word to the world, postage prepaid by Jesus

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                            • Marshall
                              Righteous and Patriotic
                              Highest body count at the VFW
                              True Christian™
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 3322

                              #15
                              Re: Sodomite Swimmer Peddles His Body

                              Swimming pools are breeding grounds for Satanism, homosexual recruitment and pedophiliacs so it doesn't surprise me that these dope smoking gays are attempting to swim naked.
                              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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