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  • heyheyitsdummy
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    Under Investigation
    • Aug 2009
    • 2

    #1

    why

    Do all of you have such an obsession with homosexuals? and enforcing macho masculine policies? I mean, lets face it, the homosexual males are MALE. macho. masculine. pumped abs, mysogyny, the lot. If you were truely heterosexual, you wouldn't waste so much of your time obsessing over homosexuals.
  • angels
    Forum Member, lost in space
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2009
    • 794

    #2
    Re: why

    Originally posted by heyheyitsthelord View Post
    Do all of you have such an obsession with homosexuals? and enforcing macho masculine policies? I mean, lets face it, the homosexual males are MALE. macho. masculine. pumped abs, mysogyny, the lot. If you were truely heterosexual, you wouldn't waste so much of your time obsessing over homosexuals.

    Homosexuals are an abomination.

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    • Miss Shyanne
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      • Aug 2009
      • 11

      #3
      Re: why

      Why are you wasting your time obsessing over what other's obsess over? Are you a Homosexual?

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
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        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #4
        Re: why

        We don't obsess over them. We are constantly trying to save them from their sinning lifestyle because God will damn them to Hell for it.

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Re: why

          The Bible tells us repeatedly how bad homosexuality is. All we're doing it is following and preaching it. If you think that Almighty God is obsessed with homosexuality, then take it up with Him.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: why

            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
            The good Pastor Zeke is such a wonderful pastor he was able to get this HELLBOUND lezbean to fall down on her knees a pray for forgiveness.

            Through prayer anything is possible!
            Goodness, is that Zeke? How old IS his avatar pic?

            Well, I guess one doesn't get to be Senior Pastor without putting in a few years.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Petal
              LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 991

              #7
              Re: why

              Originally posted by Mr.Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              Goodness, is that Zeke? How old IS his avatar pic?

              Well, I guess one doesn't get to be Senior Pastor without putting in a few years.
              i heards Mr.Pastor Zeke always look olders when he filleds wiv the lurve of the lord , it put a strain on his hart but he not mind cuz he so happy to do stuff for lord God!

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              • mattm89
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                • Aug 2009
                • 2

                #8
                Re: why

                It may say in the Bible but it says to stone them - do you regularly go out with a bag of rocks? I hardly think so.

                The Bible IS NOT meant to be taken literally, some of it won't even be translated correctly as it has been translated from so many other translations from Hebrew.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #9
                  Re: why

                  Originally posted by mattm89 View Post
                  It may say in the Bible but it says to stone them - do you regularly go out with a bag of rocks? I hardly think so.
                  We are also commanded to obey secular laws. Otherwise there wouldn't be a sodomite or a witch left alive.

                  Originally posted by mattm89 View Post
                  The Bible IS NOT meant to be taken literally, some of it won't even be translated correctly as it has been translated from so many other translations from Hebrew.
                  Please show us the Scripture that backs up your idiotic and blasphemous contention. I can show you Scripture that says quite the opposite.

                  Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

                  Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

                  James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #10
                    Re: why

                    Originally posted by mattm89 View Post
                    It may say in the Bible but it says to stone them - do you regularly go out with a bag of rocks? I hardly think so.

                    The Bible IS NOT meant to be taken literally, some of it won't even be translated correctly as it has been translated from so many other translations from Hebrew.
                    You will find the Ladies of Landover of have a stoning bucket or baskets to match our outfits, so yes, we often have stones ready.

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #11
                      Re: why

                      Originally posted by mattm89 View Post
                      The Bible IS NOT meant to be taken literally, some of it won't even be translated correctly as it has been translated from so many other translations from Hebrew.
                      Really?

                      Psalm 12:6-7: The words of the LORD [are] pure words: [as] silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.

                      Either you think that the Almighty isn't capable of following through on this promise, or you are calling Him a liar. Either way, you have some serious repenting to do. Note also that this Scripture passage refers to the words of the Lord, not the intended meaning when read in historical context, or some such liberal nonsense.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #12
                        Re: why

                        Originally posted by Petal View Post
                        i heards Mr.Pastor Zeke always look olders when he filleds wiv the lurve of the lord , it put a strain on his hart but he not mind cuz he so happy to do stuff for lord God!
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                        • Miss April
                          Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
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                          • Apr 2009
                          • 685

                          #13
                          Re: why

                          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                          You will find the Ladies of Landover of have a stoning bucket or baskets to match our outfits, so yes, we often have stones ready.

                          Amen Sister i always carry one of those full of stones when i go out you naver know when your going to need it

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