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Re: Bunch of Richard Dawkins Quotes (Was 'Pro-Jesus?')

Who is this Brother, "Dawkins," I keep hearing about? Certainly he'll be in Church at least this Sunday, Easter Sunday, won't he?

Because Pastor sure does need to "ream him a new one"

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Bunch of Richard Dawkins Quotes (Was 'Pro-Jesus?')

Jesus' boots? He wore sandals. As did everyone back then. Lol. Anyways, be it boots, sandels, bare feet, I wouldn't want to lick them. If I was told to, I'd refuse.

That's a pretty good way to get Jesus to slit your guts open come Judgement Day. Personally, I'd be grateful for the chance to lick Jesus' boots, but that's atheists for you - no sense of morality, love, kindness or altruism.

Yes, there earth is divided over christianity, in family it's mother against daughter, father against son. I know. [sarcasm]Bravo for noticing.[/sarcasm] It's even evident here.

What, so you're saying that Jesus' prediction came true? [sarcasm]That really shocks and upsets us Christians and goes a long way towards proving your atheist case.[/sarcasm]

But- "monkey worhiper"- ?!?!? What? I don't worship anything or anyone. Not myself, not money, not anything. Let alone a monkey. If god truely does exist, he'd be sickened by both our behaviour.

So much for self control, eh? Love? Kindness? Goodness? Gentleness? [sarcasm]Oh yeah, plenty of each are being displayed through you.[/sarcasm].

We are commanded to love our neighbours. You are not our neighbour; you are a sworn enemy of Our Lord, and to be treated as such.

[Born-Again Atheist]

Re: Bunch of Richard Dawkins Quotes (Was 'Pro-Jesus?')

No there aren't.
God decides what's love and what's not.
Not any humans.

Ewww... so I love my teachers, parents, brother, friends and would love a boyfriend all with the same love? That's pretty screwed up...

Anyways:

<H3>Proverbs 24:17-18

17Rejoice not when thine enemy falleth, and let not thine heart be glad when he stumbleth:

18Lest the LORD see it, and it displease him, and he turn away his wrath from him.


Matthew 5:44
But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 5:46
For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same?


I can see you rebelling hatefully at these verses. According to these, I'm not going to hell because how you've treated me, and the way you've treated me is your downfall.
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[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Bunch of Richard Dawkins Quotes (Was 'Pro-Jesus?')

I can see you rebelling hatefully at these verses. According to these, I'm not going to hell because how you've treated me, and the way you've treated me is your downfall.
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No, you are going to hell because you reject Jesus. You are unsaved scum, pure and simple.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.

As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.

Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Hit that Paypal button at the bottom of this page at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

[Born-Again Atheist]

Re: Bunch of Richard Dawkins Quotes (Was 'Pro-Jesus?')

I only quoted from your bible. Even went out of my way to get them from the king James version.

Proverbs 24:17-18

17Rejoice not when thine enemy falleth, and let not thine heart be glad when he stumbleth:

18Lest the LORD see it, and it displease him, and he turn away his wrath from him.


Matthew 5:44
But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 5:46
For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same?

Can't you comment on them? I'm curious about your opinion. You've preached to me how it's alright for you to hate me, which I accept, and is true according to the verses thrown in my face, but look at these. Seriously.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Bunch of Richard Dawkins Quotes (Was 'Pro-Jesus?')

Ewww... so I love my teachers, parents, brother, friends and would love a boyfriend all with the same love? That's pretty screwed up...

How you love them is not my problem.. It's yours.
If you feel that your way of "loving" them is "screwed up", then why do you do it?

Anyways:

<H3>Proverbs 24:17-18

17Rejoice not when thine enemy falleth, and let not thine heart be glad when he stumbleth:

18Lest the LORD see it, and it displease him, and he turn away his wrath from him.

When did we rejoice?
Stop being silly.

Matthew 5:44
But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 5:46
For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same?

READ MY POST AGAIN, UNTIL YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT LOVE IS.
READ 1 JOHN 5:2 AGAIN UNTIL YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT LOVE IS.
THE PROBLEM WITH YOUR ARGUMENT IS THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT LOVE MEANS/IS!

I can see you rebelling hatefully at these verses. According to these, I'm not going to hell because how you've treated me, and the way you've treated me is your downfall.
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You're not going to hell because of us, correct.
You're going to hell because you've rejected Jesus (Mark 16:16) are you slow or something?

And we haven't treated you hatefully in any way, we actually love you enough to try and Save you from hell.

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Bunch of Richard Dawkins Quotes (Was 'Pro-Jesus?')

Can't you comment on them? I'm curious about your opinion. You've preached to me how it's alright for you to hate me, which I accept, and is true according to the verses thrown in my face, but look at these. Seriously.

Tough love still be love. When one of the Godly mens point out what an ignant foo' you is and remind you about the dangers of hellfire, he be doing so because he want you to get SAVED so that you does not fry in Hell! Praise JESUS that the mens of this church is so Godly and selfless that they even try to save an ignant piece of unsaved filth like you!

[Born-Again Atheist]

Re: Bunch of Richard Dawkins Quotes (Was 'Pro-Jesus?')

How you love them is not my problem.. It's yours.
If you feel that your way of "loving" them is "screwed up", then why do you do it? I implied that if I loved them all with the same love, that's screwed... Hence my argument for different types of love.



When did we rejoice?
Stop being silly. Yeah, you all seem excited for me going to hell. (Which I believe doesnt exist! lol)



READ MY POST AGAIN, UNTIL YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT LOVE IS.
READ 1 JOHN 5:2 AGAIN UNTIL YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT LOVE IS.
THE PROBLEM WITH YOUR ARGUMENT IS THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT LOVE MEANS/IS! Different types of love, remember? The love that god apparently loves me with is different to how I love my pet (for example).



You're not going to hell because of us, correct.
You're going to hell because you've rejected Jesus (Mark 16:16) are you slow or something? Yeah yeah yeah, but Proverns 24:17-18 say that if you're pleased with me stumbling, god'll turn his wrath from me. Because he hates his people finding pleasure in others' misery. Are YOU slow or something?

And we haven't treated you hatefully in any way, we actually love you enough to try and Save you from hell.

Well keep trying then lol. Nothings working. I'm still Atheist.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Ok, for the last time..
The only love we can talk about in this case is defined by God.
PERIOD.

Yeah yeah yeah, but Proverns 24:17-18 say that if you're pleased with me stumbling, god'll turn his wrath from me. Because he hates his people finding pleasure in others' misery. Are YOU slow or something?

And for the last time:
We aren't pleased! That's why we try to SAVE YOU, and have you walk the path of righteousness.
Why would we ever bother to try if we wanted you to burn in hell, or rejoiced that you stumbled?

Seriously, you must be VERY slow..

[Born-Again Atheist]

Re: Bunch of Richard Dawkins Quotes (Was 'Pro-Jesus?')

Oh, so you don't let me choose whether to accept Jesus, you just "have" me "walk on the path of righteousness"??

Gee, you people must be soooo slow!!

The word Atheism derives from the Greek atheos, a = without, theos = God. I believe Theism is a self invention. Get it? I tend (and you people are pushing to) believe that religion is negative rather than positive.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The word Atheism derives from the Greek atheos, a = without, theos = God. I believe Theism is a self invention. Get it? I tend (and you people are pushing to) believe that religion is negative rather than positive.

So then you ARE a homer.

Well Jesus might still accept you if you get on your knees and beg Him instead of some stranger.

[Born-Again Atheist]

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A "Homer"?

• Greek poet?
• Homing Pigeon?
• Home run?
• American artist?
• Homer Simpson?

Or do you mean homosexual? I'm beginning to think that you want me to be homosexual. Well, tough, because I'm not. I'm completely heterosexual.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Bunch of Richard Dawkins Quotes (Was 'Pro-Jesus?')

I only quoted from your bible. Even went out of my way to get them from the king James version.

Proverbs 24:17-18

17Rejoice not when thine enemy falleth, and let not thine heart be glad when he stumbleth:

18Lest the LORD see it, and it displease him, and he turn away his wrath from him.


Matthew 5:44
But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 5:46
For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same?

Can't you comment on them? I'm curious about your opinion. You've preached to me how it's alright for you to hate me, which I accept, and is true according to the verses thrown in my face, but look at these. Seriously.

Yes, we love you, that is why we are trying our hardest to save you from eternal hellfire. We are even rejoicing at your downfall because we love you - and all our fellow creatures - so much that we hope that if we rejoice at your misery enough, then God will turn His wrath away from you. Understood?

Now, if you wouldn't mind, I'm off to pray for your soul.

Yeah, you all seem excited for me going to hell. (Which I believe doesnt exist! lol)

Why on earth is there a "lol" there? Does the fact that you don't believe in Hell actually make you laugh out loud? If so, then either you're coming to realise how inherently ludicrous atheism is, or else you're exceptionally simple-minded and easily amused.

Yeah yeah yeah, but Proverns 24:17-18 say that if you're pleased with me stumbling, god'll turn his wrath from me. Because he hates his people finding pleasure in others' misery. Are YOU slow or something?

First, it says that He may, not that He will. Secondly, as I've pointed out, since we love you, doesn't it make perfect sense for us to rejoice in your misery in the hopes that God will turn His wrath away from you?

Well keep trying then lol. Nothings working. I'm still Atheist.

Again with the inexplicable laughter. Have you been at the poteen? And you can rest assured that we will indeed keep trying - see how, after only a few days here, you've already begun quoting scripture? That's the Lord doing His work.

The word Atheism derives from the Greek atheos, a = without, theos = God. I believe Theism is a self invention. Get it? I tend (and you people are pushing to) believe that religion is negative rather than positive.

So denying God is positive, but believing that He exists is negative? You drunken Irishers really are backwards, aren't you?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Bunch of Richard Dawkins Quotes (Was 'Pro-Jesus?')

A "Homer"?

• Greek poet?
• Homing Pigeon?
• Home run?
• American artist?
• Homer Simpson?

Or do you mean homosexual? I'm beginning to think that you want me to be homosexual. Well, tough, because I'm not. I'm completely heterosexual.

The latter. Although if there's such a thing as a heterosexual Greek poet, I've yet to hear of it.

[Born-Again Atheist]

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I'm sorry, but if you express your love but calling me "vile", "scum", "pervert", "homer" AND SO ON I don't wanna hear it.

You think me quoting the bible is me becoming holy? Should I quote the Qur'an too? How about the Guru Grabth Sahib?

I watch movies like <A href="http://<font color="black"><font face="Verdana"><a href="http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMwpxhCYo00&mode=related&search [/FONT][/COLOR]whilst laughing so hard, and watch "The way of the master" movies with embarrassment for those in them and you think this is god working on me? Do you even realise how easy it is to quote the bible with online bibles including keyword searches, passage lookups and topic index? Hilarious.

I laugh out loud. Yup. All religions deserve respect, but how people put their beliefs across may not.

Drunken Irishers, fat Americans, and stuck up tea drinking scone eating English. Yeah, sure....